Whats rustling your jimmies?

NeverlosT

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Jimmies a'rustlin whenever I am speaking to someone at my desk at work and the asshat that sits behind me but just within earshot needs to chime in on anything/everything. We are engineers in cubes dude. Yes, I wish I had an office, no, I dont need you reminding me that I don't by chiming in with your thoughts on a regular basis.

Also.

why if I leave pandora on accidentally and walk away does the program jump at the chance to mix some fucking Bos Scaggs into my shit. Seriously. Now since I wasn't there to neg-prop it that shit is gonna come up more often. Not good pandora. Not good at all.
 

Deathwing

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Jimmies a'rustlin whenever I am speaking to someone at my desk at work and the asshat that sits behind me but just within earshot needs to chime in on anything/everything. We are engineers in cubes dude. Yes, I wish I had an office, no, I dont need you reminding me that I don't by chiming in with your thoughts on a regular basis.
Do you work in Ithaca? Because I'm that asshat.
 

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Jimmies a'rustlin whenever I am speaking to someone at my desk at work and the asshat that sits behind me but just within earshot needs to chime in on anything/everything. We are engineers in cubes dude. Yes, I wish I had an office, no, I dont need you reminding me that I don't by chiming in with your thoughts on a regular basis.
I'm going to have to hear from this other guy first. Maybe you're the shitty engineer and he's always having to correct you. We don't have enough facts.
 

NeverlosT

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I'm going to have to hear from this other guy first. Maybe you're the shitty engineer and he's always having to correct you. We don't have enough facts.
haha Trust me. He would tell you this is the case. Then he would tell you about how great he is for a while before talking about the last girl whose number he got.

Ooh, thought of another real 'russler while making dinner. My ex had all these uber liberal friends (she went to Brown), I'd get dragged to parties and then once my old job came up (Navy) I'd get a solid lecture about world events from a bunch of trust fund babies who had never seen anything outside of a 5-star resort or mummy and daddies house. Oh jimmies were rustled, but I dealt with it so I wouldn't get the clam-dam later on.
 

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haha Trust me. He would tell you this is the case. Then he would tell you about how great he is for a while before talking about the last girl whose number he got.
Oh, I'm not THAT asshat. I'm the asshat that thinks he always has something funny/snarky to say.
 

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Got a new mailman, actually its some bull dyke looking chick and she refuses to deliver to my house when the dogs are out. No one else that comes to my fucking house, not the UPS guy, pizza guy, the old mailman, no one has a problem with these dogs. I mean for fucks sake two of my neighbors let their kids come over to play with them. But oh no super dykes kryptonite is apparently dogs. Haven't been getting my mail the last couple of days so I call the post office, come to find out she isn't delivering to any house that has a dog out. She feels threatened. Seriously what the fuck. Its no god damn wonder the shitty fucking postal service is going bankrupt. Fuck you post office, fuck you hard.
Jimmies are at maximum rustle.
Are they new? My wife delivers mail and the USPS provides "dog spray" and they tell her not to deliver to any house that has a dog out. It actually is a rule, just obviously some don't care about the dogs.


My mother rustles my fucking jimmies to the max. She's attempted suicide 3 or 4 times (that or there.. that rustles my jimmies, it's happened so many times I forget) and gives me a ton of shit for not visiting her constantly. I'm finishing a difficult degree, recently married, working 2 jobs, looking to buy ahouse, I can't babysit you lady.

Also she was sober for a few years when my stepdad decided it was ok for her to drink again. Now every Wed, Thurs, and Fri I get drunk calls all night, to the point where I am concerned another incident is coming. She has rustled my jimmies to the point that I don't care what happens at all, and I feel even shittier than I did before.
 
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Are they new? My wife delivers mail and the USPS provides "dog spray" and they tell her not to deliver to any house that has a dog out. It actually is a rule, just obviously some don't care about the dogs.


My mother rustles my fucking jimmies to the max. She's attempted suicide 3 or 4 times (that or there.. that rustles my jimmies, it's happened so many times I forget) and gives me a ton of shit for not visiting her constantly. I'm finishing a difficult degree, recently married, working 2 jobs, looking to buy ahouse, I can't babysit you lady.

Also she was sober for a few years when my stepdad decided it was ok for her to drink again. Now every Wed, Thurs, and Fri I get drunk calls all night, to the point where I am concerned another incident is coming. She has rustled my jimmies to the point that I don't care what happens at all, and I feel even shittier than I did before.
Wow. This hit me in the feels.

I'm sorry, bro. Hope it works out. I know that's such a lame thing to say, but I don't know what else to offer you. Got dealt some shitty fucking cards.
 

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Just not sure what to do about it I guess, but my feels were spent on attempt #1 and a little on attempt #2.. everything after that was going through the motions, as shitty as that sounds.

My life is good, so my hand is good. Whatever my mother is doing isn't affecting my life, yet.
 

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Are they new? My wife delivers mail and the USPS provides "dog spray" and they tell her not to deliver to any house that has a dog out. It actually is a rule, just obviously some don't care about the dogs.


My mother rustles my fucking jimmies to the max. She's attempted suicide 3 or 4 times (that or there.. that rustles my jimmies, it's happened so many times I forget) and gives me a ton of shit for not visiting her constantly. I'm finishing a difficult degree, recently married, working 2 jobs, looking to buy ahouse, I can't babysit you lady.

Also she was sober for a few years when my stepdad decided it was ok for her to drink again. Now every Wed, Thurs, and Fri I get drunk calls all night, to the point where I am concerned another incident is coming. She has rustled my jimmies to the point that I don't care what happens at all, and I feel even shittier than I did before.
I used to be a part time mail man with school way back when. One time I had to deliver mail to a house where there was a loose dog in the garden. As I approached the gate the little fucker came japping his little arse off to me. I stood at the gate with the little fucker japping on the other side, I called out (the door was open) but when no one came I just put the mail back in the bag and went to the next house. However, I often came across dogs that were japping but were either indoors and looking out the window, or tied up so that they could not reach the path or the mail box. Those folks always got their mail.

People with dogs sometimes do not realise that their precocious little pet can cause problems for others. Especially dogs that think they are guard dogs (doesn't matter if it's a full blown rottweiler or a japping little terrier, they both can bite and claw). Where I live a mail man is attacked by a dog on average once a month severe enough to send that mail man to the emergency ward.

Now, as a note to Jx3, your dogs may be tame and you may know that they won't bite the mail man, but the mail man doesn't know that, not without risking it first. If I were that mail man I probably wouldn't risk it either.
 

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Yeah seriously, no idea how much mailmen earn, but I really doubt it's enough to make up for dealing with any huge/dangerous looking dogs.

On that note, why does the time at which the mail man hits my house vary by as much as 5 hours? Don't they do the same route every day?
 

Jx3

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Yeah I suppose I'm in the wrong about the dogs. I'm just used to my old mailman who was cool as fuck. Each of my dogs are certified CGC but its not like the new mail chick knows that.
Jimmies still slightly rustled, mainly because I have no cheese in the fridge and I wanted an omelet.
 

Aaron

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Well, when I worked as a mail man I did it with school so I was a surrogate mail man. If a regular guy was sick I'd get his route that day, so I'd start off later in the day, after school, and since I didn't know the route and names on each mailbox by heart it would take longer, especially for apartment buildings. For some of the larger blocks with maybe 20+ apartments I could be up to 10-15 minutes just sorting through the stack of mail. On rare occasions I'd have the same route maybe for an entire week at the end of which the time would be reduced quite a bit as I learned the route and names better.

But you'd be amazed at the stuff you learn doing it, like old people being super pissed off that their mail didn't arrive at exactly the same time it does with the regular mail man, or people who are pissed off that you rang the doorbell to see who lives there when they can't be bothered to write their name on the damn box, or my favourite (when living in northern Europe during the winter) not ever bothering to shovel/de-ice your steps making that 6 step trek to the door almost as dangerous as climbing the north face of Everest unless you remembered to bring your studded galoshes. Combine slippery steps with absolutely no lighting what so ever and it can get pretty tough.

Oh, and the weather. Strange how, when you're a surrogate mail man, the worse the weather is the more likely someone is going to call in sick and you'll get a run! I've delivered mail in some pretty shitty weather, but only once did I give up. It was mid winter with snow and ice everywhere, but the day started fantastic, clear skies and hardly any wind. When I left for work after school, little did I know that the weather service had issued a notice for a rare, super quick storm brewup. I got an extra heavy cart that day, weighing in at about 60kg (more than I weighed back then!). A third of the way through the run the storm broke but I kept on. It wasn't until it took me over 10 minutes to cross a parking lot (maybe 50 meters) to get to an apartment building that I thought, fuck this, I'm calling in for a pick up. My boss was not very impressed, but when the van arrived the driver and I had real trouble getting the cart into the back, but once at the office he told my boss just how fucked up the weather was there.

Anyway, I'm glad I'm not working for the mail any more, I do have some respect for those who deliver the mail, unless they're complete fuckwits. I always make sure my name is on the box, I keep the light on the porch during winter so they can see, and I clean my steps so they don't slip and break their necks. But when they either put my mail in someone else's box, or put someone else's mail in mine then so help me god I call up their boss and complain!
 

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This topic reminds me of this comic:
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Noodleface

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Yeah seriously, no idea how much mailmen earn, but I really doubt it's enough to make up for dealing with any huge/dangerous looking dogs.

On that note, why does the time at which the mail man hits my house vary by as much as 5 hours? Don't they do the same route every day?
Not necessarily. The USPS has career and non-career positions, with many of the mail carriers being non-career (or TE - transitional employee). They work for a year, and if the post office likes them they will rehire them for another year. Hiting career is equivalent to becoming full-time at any other job. The career (or regular) carriers typically do the same route everyday. The TE carriers get whatever route they get, this is based on sick calls, days off, etc. Additionally, if someone gets a ton of mail on their route, others may be called to come help them by taking pieces of the route when they finish their own, this is probably where that 5 hour difference is coming from.

I learn all this shit through my wife. She makes it sound like a warzone everyday.
 

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Observe as speed and quality of service continually declines.
You think they'll notice immediately that they are foreign coins? I would think service would go up

It rustles my jimmies that everything is so god damned expensive. Someone find me a job in bumfuck Montana. I'll do pretty much anything as long as I don't have to castrate sheep with my teeth.
Well, I see a listing in goatfuck montana. All cash, no taxes and your earning potential is virtually unlimited. How do you feel about wearing farm animal costumes?
 

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People with dogs sometimes do not realise that their precocious little pet can cause problems for others.
Oh, I realize it, and frankly I'm disappointed at how little a problem my dogs cause. I'm looking for something bigger and more territorial. not that I have anything against mailmen, the box is at the end of the drive, so it shouldn't affect them. I'm tired of the other random people coming by.

Oh and JX3, why isn't your mailbox at the end of your driveway so the mailman doesn't have to negotiate your dogs?
 
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You think they'll notice immediately that they are foreign coins? I would think service would go up
Nah, when I was younger I worked in a coffee shop.

When people gave coins as tip it:

A) Made you look cheap, especially because it always tended to be the biggest/most expensive orders that tipped in coin.

B) Was annoying for the unlucky staff member who drew the short straw and had to sort out and disperse tips for everyone.

C) When we/if we discovered recurring foreign coins as tip (because believe it or not this isn't a very original prank), staff morale would go down and we'd see an elevated level of "well fuck it" attitude.

I'm not saying you should tip. Do as you please. It's your hard-earned money, but if you think taking it a step further and fucking with the tip jar is a good idea-- I can tell you it is not.

I'm not trying to soap-box here either. This is simply my input having worked at a coffee shop for three years (two of which were as a supervisor) and having observed many people basing their whole day's performance on the previous day's tips.

And this point always comes up: "If you depend on tips so much in your line of work then you need to find a new job."
--Yes I agree, which is why I got out of the service industry, but we all have to start somewhere.
 

Jx3

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Oh and JX3, why isn't your mailbox at the end of your driveway so the mailman doesn't have to negotiate your dogs?
I live in the 'burbs. Have a chain link fence around my yard. I have shit for a front and a huge side/back yard. Normally everyone just walks through the front gate and delivers mail/pizza/whatever to the front door. Put a spring on the front gate so i closes automatically after I adopted the first dog.