Whats rustling your jimmies?

alavaz

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Yeah at least Exxon gives a job to hundreds of thousands of people.

Also why is this like so common? Someone points out a very clear problem/abuse of something, and someone else comes in and says well hey someone somewhere else is doing something 10x worse!!!! Well no fucking shit. Just because someone was raped and murdered somewhere when someone keyed my car doesnt mean the keying of my car is any less trivial.
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So you are saying that given a situation where you were able to focus your energy on the prevention of rape and murder or vehicle vandalism you'd go ahead and dedicate your money to the anti-key-my-car task force? Makes perfect sense. Bitches don't go for fucked up rides.
 
Fadaar

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Something that severely rustles my jimmies and has only started happening in the last few years -- how impossible it is to find customer support phone numbers on company websites. Blizzard and Amazon are both guilty of this. You shouldn't have to resort to Google to find the phone number when it should be easy to find on the fucking company's website.
 
Famm

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Noodleface

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My wife is really short (5 feet even) and pretty small (100 pounds). We've always dealt with it, but it's getting worse now. People constantly think she's 15 years old. She works for the USPS and has been stopped multiple times by people (and the police once) for thinking she was too young to drive and/or work for the post office. She gets carded at rated R movies, and once she got yelled at when I bought beer at walmart and she went to put the case in the cart after checking out (I guess minors can't even touch it?). One time we went to Applebee's and some 85 year old waittress asked me if my daughter wanted the kids menu.

It's starting to rustle my jimmies. I assume when she gets pregnant, it's going to get worse.

Edit: She's 29 and people think she is 15.
 
Gravy

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My wife is a year and a half older than me, and when we were in our twenties, the neighbor kids came by to see if my daughter could come out to play. I turned grey-haired early, but come on!
 
Famm

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Noodleface_sl said:
My wife is really short (5 feet even) and pretty small (100 pounds). We've always dealt with it, but it's getting worse now. People constantly think she's 15 years old. She works for the USPS and has been stopped multiple times by people (and the police once) for thinking she was too young to drive and/or work for the post office. She gets carded at rated R movies, and once she got yelled at when I bought beer at walmart and she went to put the case in the cart after checking out (I guess minors can't even touch it?). One time we went to Applebee's and some 85 year old waittress asked me if my daughter wanted the kids menu.

It's starting to rustle my jimmies. I assume when she gets pregnant, it's going to get worse.

Edit: She's 29 and people think she is 15.
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What's your height and weight?
 
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I have the same problem as you Noodle, I am 6' 235 and the wife is also 5' but about 115lbs. I get some damn looks when we go out, I am 28 and she is 25. We also have a 5yr old son and when she was prego I got a little old lady asking me why I knocked up a teenager and that I should be ashamed of myself.
 
Hoss

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Noodleface_sl said:
It's starting to rustle my jimmies. I assume when she gets pregnant, it's going to get worse.
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One of my buddies had a wife like that. And even though we knew her approximate age, when she was pregnant, most people thought something along the lines of "My God who molested this poor child". in his case, he looked like a teenager too, so when you saw them together your first thought was along the lines of a high school boy knocking up a Jr High girl, and he got a few comments from old people about how proud they were he was taking responsibility.
 
Xequecal

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Note to the data entry people: "Ferrous" and "ferric" are not the same thing, please stop using them interchangeably.
 
McCheese

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People need to learn the difference between the bivalent and trivalent states, am I right?

Edit: New rustle! Fat people make my life worse.

The cubicles at work are being rearranged tonight so we all have to pack our monitors, docking stations, personal belongings, etc., into boxes and store them in one of the conference rooms overnight. Fatty McFatterson coworker who works next to me is sick today so guess who has been tasked with packing all her shit up? She gets sick ALL THE FUCKING TIME, not to mention the fact that she has already missed a month of work from rupturing her Achilles tendon due to her fat ass falling in the bathroom.

I swear to god, since being hired in July she has probably missed as many days as she worked. This is why companies should never hire obese people. The only reason she got hired is because the manager who hired her has an obese mom, so she's got a soft spot for the fatties.
 
Hoss

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Its women that miss tons of work. I'm a fatass and I don't think I've ever missed a single day of work or school from being sick. Sure, I've played hookie, but that's different. If I'm actually sick and miserable, I figure I might as well be sick and miserable at work.
 
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Sick days in the 90's was me saying. I am sick of having so many uncashed checks in the drawer. Time to go drinking , wenching n gambling . Unless it was need to see the Dr. right now sort of illness , went too work . The weak got sick , the sick , got fired and I got more overtime hours ta pay for me vices ).
 
Khane

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Hoss_sl said:
If I'm actually sick and miserable, I figure I might as well be sick and miserable at work.
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I hate when people do this. Stay home you sick fuck. I don't want to catch whatever the fuck it is you have.
 
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