Whats rustling your jimmies?

Big Phoenix

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Fucking christ what the fuck is google doing with gmail/youtube/google+? Why cant they leave the fucking shit alone and stop trying to attach a malignant abortion onto youtube/gmail and force everyone into using their shitty social media bullshit that no one uses.
 
Voyce

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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Fucking christ what the fuck is google doing with gmail/youtube/google+? Why cant they leave the fucking shit alone and stop trying to attach a malignant abortion onto youtube/gmail and force everyone into using their shitty social media bullshit that no one uses.
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Basically Google is doing the one thing that could result in their empire crashing and burning out right now, they are propping their figurative ass cheeks open and dropping a solid fully formed Red Wood plunker onto their most important revenue streams. Giving reason to use alternatives.
 
Aaron

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From a competition point of view, wouldn't that make the Good Guy Google?

But yeah, I'm going to jump on the hate train too, this shit is fucking silly. Makes you wonder what the Net will look like in 10 years time if this shit continues. /shudder
 
Voyce

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Maybe ultimately they are trying to ruin themselves, to spur capitalist competition. No actually, probably not. I can tell you this much Youtube is going to get overtaken at some point.
 
ohkcrlho

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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Fucking christ what the fuck is google doing with gmail/youtube/google+? Why cant they leave the fucking shit alone and stop trying to attach a malignant abortion onto youtube/gmail and force everyone into using their shitty social media bullshit that no one uses.
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ffs we gave so much power to google and now,everything they do is complete bullshit and don't even care.
and Youtube,with copyright bullshit,sooner or later will disappear.
 
McCheese

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People who have no conversational skills whatsoever rustle my jimmies.

For example, you're at a party or some other social event and a person strikes up a conversation with you, yet doesn't know how to keep it going. They ask no questions and give only minimal responses to what you say. I can understand doing this if you don't want to talk to the person, but WHY INITIATE the conversation if you're going to be nothing but dead weight in it?

*Edit* I've noticed that women are especially prone to this. It's like they have to feel as if they're socially interacting, but they either suck at it or only want to give the appearance of actually conversing.
 
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Friends Pug died while getting spayed. He took this as a sign to live each day like its his last, quit his job and is moving out of the state. In doing so he screwed another friend because they were renting a house together. Jimmies rustled.
 
Aamry

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At least she still has fat on her face, probably tits too. Those super muscled chicks that are so lean they look like men is gross.

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That actually looks really good. I don't know about 7 days in a row good though...
 
Big Phoenix

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I don't know what it is but I get rock hard when women shame other women over their own preconceived notions of beauty and body image.

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Yeah baby, describe her as "gross."
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Not gross, but certainly not attractive. Toned women are nice, women who are better built than 99% of the male population are not.
 
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When I tell someone that it's ridiculous that the average, noncollege, entry level job no longer pays enough for the most minimal of housing costs (studio apartment) and a vehicle to get to and from said job, and automatically, they act as if this is what I'm talking about

I live in SoCal though; pretty sure the housing market isnt as bad in other areas

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McCheese

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Fuck, around here (D.C/MD/NOVA) it rustles my jimmies that you can't even FIND studio apartments anymore. I was apartment hunting recently and the only studio apartments were built in the 70s and are in the ghetto now. It seems like all the "newer" apartments, meaning built in the last 2 decades or so, only go as small as a 1 bedroom with a den or balcony or fireplace or other fancy shit. I wish I could just find a simple studio to live in and not get charged for shit I'm never going to need or use.
 
Gravy

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Marketing geniuses.

I was taking a deuce this morning, and sitting by the john was a box of Tampax plugs. "Antigravity" tampons. Really? My wife's hooha is floating in zero gravity while she's on her period?
 
Izo

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Marketing geniuses.

I was taking a deuce this morning, and sitting by the john was a box of Tampax plugs. "Antigravity" tampons. Really? My wife's hooha is floating in zero gravity while she's on her period?
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Can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die from it.
 
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Here's what really wrestles my jimmies.

Hazard lights in hard rain/snow. No you haven't made yourself more visible asshole, your ordinary lights do just fine. All you've done is:
1) make it so that you can't signal to change lanes which is a huge problem on a highway in especially hazardous conditions
2) make it so that someone who really needs to apply hazard lights and pull over doesn't stand out in any way whatsoever.

Fuck the guy that thought this up originally and fuck all the sheep who copied him to make it so popular.
 
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