Whats rustling your jimmies?

Big Phoenix_sl said:

I said that 94.3 million, not what theyve done in the past.

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If you took 2 seconds to read the article, you'd know the answer. But I'll TL;DR it for you, they don't know, the success has taken them by surprise as well so they have to evaluate.

Don't discount the necessity of funding going towards awareness campaigns and patient care. Charities need to be self-perpetuating and we can't just throw those who have a disease under the bus in favor of an all out research blitz.

The money always goes to the same place. To those who already have all the money.

People who do not eat rich people rustle my jimmies.

Women who suck at sex.

They don't know what they want. They don't know how to tell you what they want. You ask. You listen. You try everything you know and invent a few things on the spot. You spend hours trying to please them. Until the sex become tedious. Until it becomes work. And you know it's not you because you've please plenty of women before. It's because she can't figure out how to please herself. I fucking hate being in relationships like that because they always end poorly. "We work great together, but you're incredibly boring in bed... so every time I'm in a room full of women all I can think of is, "The woman I want to fuck least is the one I'm actually fucking"."

And seriously: If your first instinct is to say, "Dude it HAS to be your fault" then please take this opportunity to introduce your genitals to an exacto knife and some lemon juice. I'm not some sexual god. I'm perfectly open to the idea that I need to improve or up my game. What fucking rustles my jimmies is this dumbass knee-jerk assumption that it HAS to be my fault... that it CAN'T be her fault. Fuck that noise. I'll take "possibly your fault". I'll take "Possibly both of your faults". I'll take "It's her fault". I'm not going to listen to "It can ONLY be your fault".

If you're a chick and you're reading this... set aside the fact that yes, some men suck in bed. Set aside the fact that you have a thousand and one more things to deal with than men do in our society. Set all that shit aside and ask yourself this: are you fun to fuck? It's not some sexist question. I'm not trying to objectify you or make you feel like less of a person. I'm not name-calling you or shaming you. I just want you to have an honest moment with yourself... on behalf of your current partner or some partner in the future... ask yourself "are you fun to fuck?" Because if the answer is no, you need to get your shit together. Get fun. Get wild. Read a book. Take a class. Talk to your girlfriends. Do SOMETHING to be fun to fuck.

Otherwise all you're doing is letting down someone you care about enough to let fuck you.

/rant

^ post 69. Heh.

Hoss_sl said:

zhavric, next time you're with a chick like that, treat her rough. Spank her, choke her, pull her hair. Basically, what I'm saying is, she's probably just embarrassed about whatever it is that trips her trigger. And if I'm wrong, maybe it'll teach her to be more decisive.

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OR she'll call the cops.

The ALS charity bullshit really rustles my jimmies as well after a fashion. About 5-6 years ago there was a little girl who needed money for a costly, urgent treatment for something (maybe cancer? I don't recall exactly). Long story short a local business decided to make this retarded fundraiser pledge thing where they would donate a nickle or something for every aluminum can tab donated within the 2 week period before she needed it or would (I guess) die. Basically everyone was like "oh that's awful" but no one was collecting can tabs fast enough as this little girl was running out of time since it was a fairly small town and summer break meant no school donations. Everyone eventually started going apeshit to get can tabs, pitching in to buy pallets of cheap cola and de-tabbing the cans and dumping the contents. It was fucking lunacy and as the deadline neared a bunch of coworkers started getting pissy if you weren't bringing in enough tabs each day towards this asshole company that could have simply donated the money to help and got a good news story out of it. Everything got shitty when it failed, as I recall the company extended the campaign but everyone pretty much ignored the idiots jumping through hoops to collect can tabs instead of just, you know, everyone fucking just donating the money. I think the hospital ended up covering part of it that wasn't raised or what not.

Pretty much exposed everything I hate about crackpot charities and idiotic marketing campaigns tied to saving lives. This ice bucket challenge just reminds me of the same shit: retarded people who truly wouldn't care otherwise latching onto some giant social movement inspired donation spree for a nebulous goal. Same shit about people going 'YOU DON'T CARE!!!!!! VILLAIN' if you don't buy into the stupid ass game these companies are putting you through to 'raise money'.

Zhavric_sl said:

Women who suck at sex.

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For me, it's mainly because they are prude (prood?). Being in a relationship with a girl saying "that is disgusting, that i don't like it" but THEY NEVER SAY WHY, it's a pain in the ass. You please them, you make them cum but when you ask something you like, you almost have to beg for it.
fuck that! If a girl doesn't like to do stuff you want/like, just tell her to fuck off!

/my rant

To piggy back ^
Any bullshit ad that uses "save the children" as their campaign. It's lazy and almost always complete and utter bullshit.

If you look at most charities less than 10% goes to whatever cause the rest is used for fancy parties and lining pockets.

I've yet to be with a girl that can cowgirl right or long enough to matter.

violentsalad_sl said:

If you look at most charities less than 10% goes to whatever cause the rest is used for fancy parties and lining pockets.

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Citation needed.

violentsalad_sl said:

If you look at most charities less than 10% goes to whatever cause the rest is used for fancy parties and lining pockets. .

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^ rustles my jimbobs

Eomer_sl said:

Citation needed.

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He's exaggerating obviously, but many of the military focused ones that sprung up in the past ten years are absolutely terrible. I'll try to find the article about it.

Yea, I remember one Hannity was involved with was getting a lot of attention about spending the donations on luxuries. It was soldier related.

The Wounded Warrior Project is basically a giant scam.

Gavinrad_sl said:

The Wounded Warrior Project is basically a giant scam.

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They pretty much shit the bed when they shut down having soldiers at events where guns were present like taking them on guided hunts and the rifle range, skeet shoots etc...

I've got a rash or something on the tip of my dick. Nothing oozing out, but it's a little uncomfortable.