Whats rustling your jimmies?

opiate82

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So the final round of the US Open was on the TV so I was semi-watching it. It fucking rustles my jimmies that every time anyone hits any shot some asshat in the gallery has to yell "GET IN THE HOLE!"
 

Ritley

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I fucking love it. It sounds like the same guy goes to every open and shouts it.
 

popsicledeath

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If it's natural and contextual, I don't mind. Like when Dusty Johnson is putting for the championship and the ball is actually getting close to going in.

When it's yelling 'get in the hole' on a par 5 tee shot or orchestrated bullshit, it's... well still mostly funny:



(for those that don't... one guy yells "Filet Mignon," another guy follows up with "Medium Rare.")
 

Mikey

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I've never had my Jimmies Rustled until today....THIS was my first Rustling. I'm deflowered.

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k^M

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Spending time with a girl I've only seen a few times spread far apart, butterflies that won't go away are a major rustler. They need to invent those self-driving I,Robot cars so one can drink before hand.
 

Jysin

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The assumption of Transracial, transcultural, transethnicity of video game companies, based solely on IP Address...
I have worked abroad for the last ~16 years. I am American, work for an American company, paid in US Dollars into a US bank. I can relate to all of this.

Though, it is easily remedied with a quick VPN connection. You only need to do this when making purchases or account management.

I do this for both Steam and SoE / Daybreak.
 

Bubbles

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fucking fuckers fucking posting fucking png files using fucking jpg extension. Just got mega triggered about 5 min ago
 

Conefed

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Poorly written test questions. I'm talking about the ones that include slang or seems to be written in a way that touches a wider audience, but when looked at literally doesn't have the meaning that the feelings evoke. I'm just like "write it correctly!" I shouldn't have to waste my valuable test time debating what the question is actually asking.
Add in the fact that teachers sometimes purposefully throw in red-herring questions, questions purposefully written to be misleading or ambiguous, that aren't much different than their normal garbage, I want to throw my arms up and storm out or initiate debate on the spot.
I hate being a C student because of this bullshit. Can't win for losing.
 

Hoss

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Back in High school or Jr high, I figured out the best course of action was to read the test how it was written and be prepared to argue with the teacher. I had many grades changed all the way through college. In fact, I think there was only one time when the teacher wouldn't listen to reason. I had another asshole of a teacher who would change my grade, but told me not to tell anyone else. His opinion was that if they didn't care enough to check the answers, they didn't deserve a better grade.

I'm still curious about bubble's complaint though. I don't understand why it's a problem.
 

Burren

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Back in High school or Jr high, I figured out the best course of action was to read the test how it was written and be prepared to argue with the teacher. I had many grades changed all the way through college. In fact, I think there was only one time when the teacher wouldn't listen to reason. I had another asshole of a teacher who would change my grade, but told me not to tell anyone else. His opinion was that if they didn't care enough to check the answers, they didn't deserve a better grade.

I'm still curious about bubble's complaint though. I don't understand why it's a problem.
I'd actually call that "asshole" teacher, decent. One of the biggest problems I have with college age people is the complete lack of caring and effort. So many kids want to just glide by on Dad's money and when someone takes the time to read, comprehend, argue, and then back up a point/claim, kudos to them (you, in that instance). If I was a college professor I'd probably fail 95% of every class for being lazy, entitled fucks.
 

popsicledeath

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I hate being a C student because of this bullshit.
Yeah, man, it sucks that the tests you're taking are so poorly written it's dropping your letter grade by 2 ranks.....? I mean, of all the people in your classes and a C is the highest anyone can get? That's whack!

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I was taking an employee survey the other day about a new program that was basically formatted: "Question: this or that? Indicate your answer: yes or no." Was pretty funny. Best part was I asked several other people who completely unironically said 'Oh, I definitely thought yes on that one.' The fuck? Not sure if they just didn't read, can't read, or don't care, but this is why we can't have nice things.
 

Hoss

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I'd actually call that "asshole" teacher, decent. One of the biggest problems I have with college age people is the complete lack of caring and effort. So many kids want to just glide by on Dad's money and when someone takes the time to read, comprehend, argue, and then back up a point/claim, kudos to them (you, in that instance). If I was a college professor I'd probably fail 95% of every class for being lazy, entitled fucks.
Not to take away from your point, but this particular asshole teacher was teaching juniors in HS. There were a lot of other things that made him an asshole. Like how he seemed to take pride in how many students he failed. He even told us at the beginning of the year that no more than 2 students would get an A in the class (across all 5 classes he taught, so about 150 students), and that about half would fail. He'd adjust the difficulty of the tests as needed to make sure it happened. He taunted some kids during tests by encouraging them to use a coin on the T/F questions since they got way less than 50% correct when they tried to answer based on their own knowledge.

I'll say 3 things to his credit. All test questions did come from the 2 places he said they would. From the textbook and the lecture (which never had any overlap with the texbook). Second, he was a football coach and gave no quarter to athletes, not even players on his own team who weren't going to be able to play because they failed his class. And third, he was reasonable when you went to him with questions about the book or lecture, or when you went to him to argue test questions.

But overall, he was kind of sadistic and I think he had a chip on his shoulder because of the idea that since he's a coach, his class would be an easy A.
 

JVIRUS

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Training a kid martial arts. Going over basic jiu jitsu. He coughs, DIRECTLY - INTO - MY - FACE while I am explaining something. 100% of his filthy child germs shoot into my mouth;

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Only half a day has gone by and my throat is already scratchy. He is twelve.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
 

Conefed

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I used to argue with teachers, star the questions, go up and ask for clarification, write my question on paper so I wouldnt have to talk. In college, professors won't bend to shit.

And yes, I get C's while the rest get whatever. Don't imply that because I get C's everybody gets C's. The tests are poorly written so these gliding numbfucks can understand them because they are the majority and if you talk at all with sense to them they'll either zone out with glassed over eyes, get bored and forget whats going on, or pissed and make an offtopic barely accurate observation.