Whats rustling your jimmies?

Joeboo

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Hitting the "unsubscribe" button on an email and it either takes you to a page wit ha 404 not found error

or

It lets you unsubscribe but then tells you "this request could take up to 10 days to process"

Fuck off, it's all automated and it could happen instantly if you wanted it to. You just want to spam me for 10 more days, cunts.
 

Deathwing

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I'd rather suffer the spam mail than the chance that clicking one of those gargantuan links is actually an attack url.
 

Taloo_sl

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My ex's cousin's estranged marriage. We finally ended up good friends after eight years by going through the same thing at the same time and supporting each other. Staying with her parents atm and that whole family is fucked. Her legit crazy mom went off over something stupid and TL/DR quit the job you just got or take your 2 year old and be homeless. So she messages really upset. Talks about how she might just have to move back in with estranged husband. Spirals down from there until we got to the I know where the gun is and I know where the bullets are. She's not like that and there's a different between I want to die/kill myself and I'm going to kill myself with this near to hand weapon. Stops responding right after. Call, call, call no joy. Call ex to have her call her cousins parents no joy. Ex texts me after a minute and says wtf I'm sleeping (she can go fuck herself but we talk, had lunch yesterday actually not gonna turn down free food). Tell her, send her screen caps of the convo, and she says wtf you want me to do. Take a couple seconds away from being terrified to be pretty fucking rustled then tell her to give me a number. No joy there either.

Wind up calling the cops from 8 states away for a welfare check. She messages me after they leave and I get her calmed down some more. Not even mad at me amazingly enough. Her parents were but fuck them. It would be awesome if I could avoid being involved in a third suicide threat/attempt thing this year though. Think twice is my limit. #3 is just gonna have to off themselves.

All jokes aside though there was good reason to take it seriously I'm just too exhausted and even this version is too long. My own situation is all kinds of fucked. Her's is 5-10x worse.
 

Hoss

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I'd rather suffer the spam mail than the chance that clicking one of those gargantuan links is actually an attack url.
Speaking of that, rustles me when I click on the spam button in gmail and they pop up that window saying "herpaderpa you don't have to report them as spam, cause they have a unsubscribe button!"

fuck you google, if I wanted to try that I would have. It either didn't work or they look shady enough that I don't want them to know they have a legit address.
 

Void

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I've come to realize that I'm really rustled over the fact that people feel the need to clarify when they say "Star Wars." It annoys me greatly that there are abominations that force people to think that there is more than one movie I might be talking about when I say "Star Wars." I hate people calling it A New Hope and I hate Lucas for retroactively changing the name.

Star Wars
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Star Wars Prequels 1, 2, and 3.

Easy peasy. I wish others would stick to that convention. Adding in whatever vulgarity you choose for the prequels is acceptable as well.
 

Chesire_sl

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catch 17 year old son watching porn on xbox cut off all internet access for him. refuse to tell story of when someone pcsed from a apartment building and left behind boxes and boxes of porn mags . me and friend sold them all for 5 bucks a piece , they went faster than free beer at a biker bar . hell 10 grand was 10 grand when you were 13 . jimmies rustled fuck xbox and their sneaky windows explorer apps
 

Voyce

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catch 17 year old son watching porn on xbox cut off all internet access for him. refuse to tell story of when someone pcsed from a apartment building and left behind boxes and boxes of porn mags . me and friend sold them all for 5 bucks a piece , they went faster than free beer at a biker bar . hell 10 grand was 10 grand when you were 13 . jimmies rustled fuck xbox and their sneaky windows explorer apps
Confused? You're surprised a 17 year old is watching porn?
 

Izo

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catch 17 year old son watching porn on xbox cut off all internet access for him. refuse to tell story of when someone pcsed from a apartment building and left behind boxes and boxes of porn mags . me and friend sold them all for 5 bucks a piece , they went faster than free beer at a biker bar . hell 10 grand was 10 grand when you were 13 . jimmies rustled fuck xbox and their sneaky windows explorer apps
You must be retarded.
 

hodj

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catch 17 year old son watching porn on xbox cut off all internet access for him. refuse to tell story of when someone pcsed from a apartment building and left behind boxes and boxes of porn mags . me and friend sold them all for 5 bucks a piece , they went faster than free beer at a biker bar . hell 10 grand was 10 grand when you were 13 . jimmies rustled fuck xbox and their sneaky windows explorer apps
Dude let the kid rub one out he's fucking 17, not 5. If its not illegal shit what's the problemo mate?
 

Abefroman

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Dude let the kid rub one out he's fucking 17, not 5. If its not illegal shit what's the problemo mate?
No,No,No, It's much better for him to go knock up some high school chick so he can drop out of school and become the best damn fry cook ever. The fuck is wrong with you Chesire.
 

Brikker

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catch 17 year old son watching porn on xbox cut off all internet access for him. refuse to tell story of when someone pcsed from a apartment building and left behind boxes and boxes of porn mags . me and friend sold them all for 5 bucks a piece , they went faster than free beer at a biker bar . hell 10 grand was 10 grand when you were 13 . jimmies rustled fuck xbox and their sneaky windows explorer apps
Bad parenting 101. Or are you super religious?
 

Xeldar

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Masturbation leads to endless bitching about a 16 year old MMO. I can still remember being 12, sitting in the roundroom in Unrest, and jerking my hairless peepee to the blonde wood elf titties. God bless druids.
 

fred sanford

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Going through my YouTube recommended videos and seeing a bunch of videos about "knowing my rights/owning cops". I watched one once and now they are constantly popping up. I even select 'I'm not interested' on all of them and I still get a few every time I go there. I guess that's what happens when you give attention whores an outlet but I can't stand seeing them or even reading the titles.