Whats rustling your jimmies?

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"Customers" that demand to know how much my business surcharges on USPS shipping then go drive downtown and have to pay for parking to get to the post office there just to save maybe $1 when they spent more than that on gas just to get there. It blows my mind at how many people get upset when they hear I make a profit on shit. Well, how the fuck else am I going to pay my employees or my fucking rent? Also customers that are amazed and pissed that they have to pay for the packing materials that we used to box their shit up. I know I sure as fuck didn't get that shit for free.
 
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when i get those Paki/Indian people on the phone, I usually just say it how it is "I can't understand you, I have no idea what you're saying, I want to shit on you chest while masturbating, no, I'm not interested"...I look at those experiences as a give-and-take kind of relationship...but for my little rant:

how subway smells way better than it tastes

how i can't get zima anymore (don't be hatin', it was a nice change up from time to time)

how the classic cartoons are pretty much unheard of nowadays (WB cartoons with marvin the martian, daffy duck, foghorn leghorn, etc. (not bugs or tweety though, better off if they never existed) all the way through sitcoms like the flintstones or the jetsons)

when you finally fall asleep to a very needed nap...and the phone rings...

having periods of time (weeks or even months) when you have nothing better to do than try experimental to semi-risky masturbation techniques to take up your time and then all of a sudden having loads and piles of different projects and work assignments fall on you all at once from multiple sources with a deadline all within a two week span.

how march madness got ruined for me because of ^...

i don't think anyone mentioned it yet...but when you pour the cereal out AND THEN check for milk...which you don't have...

having all the necessities to make an amazing sandwich...except the bread...

having hamburger meat...only to find hot dog buns in the freezer...and vice versa

...fuck...i'm hungry now...lost my train of thought...
 
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When I get cereal, and people say "No milk?" Yeah, I don't fucking like milk.

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Trying to talk to my younger co-worker about shows from my youth is impossible. He knows most of the Warner Bros characters, but shit like Captain Caveman he doesn't know anything about. That stuff was in like 5th season of reruns when I was a kid though, but ANYTHING is better than Regular Show and Annoying Orange and the shit on TV for my kid to watch.

Experimental semi-risky masturbation techniques?
 
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Indian Customer Service reps that won't get off their script and let me explain my problem, and instead wastes ten minutes looking up a non-existant account and a non-existant phone number because THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM.

Indian Customer Service reps that then 'issue a trouble ticket to escalate your problem and you should get a call back within 24 hours' even though at no point did I actually get to communicate the actual problem, so I can only assume the ticket is a string of ??????????? and smeared feces.

Indian Customer Service reps that then leave a message on my phone of which I cannot understand ONE FUCKING WORD, not even the number I'm apparently expected to call back.

I also hate Indians that smell like a 500 pound man who just ran a 10K on a hot summer day while leaking gallons of shit out his asshole while fucking up every single project they are ever assigned.

How the fuck are corporations saving money with this bullshit? I'm tempted to throw this cell phone into the street and just not fucking have one because that is preferable to trying to communicate with another goddamn shit-smeared alien babbling in moonspeak. Right now the number I've had for 12 years is stuck in fucking limbo because of a failed transfer (it had a typo, but Verizon happily released my number anyway so now it is unclaimable by anyone and both phones are bricked) and the only CS rep I managed to talk to who I could understand and who understood my problem was completely powerless to do anything about it. An attempt to send an email to get around the language barrier (THEY ARE SPEAKING FUCKING ENGLISH) instead got me another voice mail that sounds more like three monkies being fucked by an elephant than any kind of human speech.

What kills me about this whole thing, is Americans as a whole are known to be intolerant of dem farners with their fancy accents and why can't they lern to speak 'MERICAN and so on. So why the fuck would a company hire a bunch of fucking indians for their CS and expect anything but pissed off customers? Your customer service rating going into the toilet is EXACTLY THE EXPECTED RESULT BY EVERYONE ANYWHERE. And that stereotype is well earned because I'll be god damned if I speak to one more of those clueless fucks today.

Costs down, profits up, customers with issues get pissed off and quit your product but that's okay we'll make it back ten fold by spending the money on marketing instead. Fuck you.
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People that expect a dime a dozen foreigner, who is just trying to make enough money to not sleep in a shit filled gutter, to risk their job because he is an impatient little shit.
 
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khalid_sl said:
So you got your jimmies all in a rustle because someone was walking a dog in your school?
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That was just annoying to see like any other time some tard takes their dog with them where it doesnt belong. The rustled jimmies part was the dumb girl who called me an idiot for a personal comment I made.
 
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Personal comments can be hear by other people?

Maybe you should stop wandering around saying things under your breath like a bitch.

I guess you didn't learn to be assertive and that's why you got discharged from the Marines.
 
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a_skeleton_03_sl said:
Personal comments can be hear by other people?

Maybe you should stop wandering around saying things under your breath like a bitch.

I guess you didn't learn to be assertive and that's why you got discharged from the Marines.
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Hah Im a bitch? At least Johnny49 was getting pussy when he was supporting a drug addict, what did you get for all your illegal troubles? A nearly failed marriage(assuming your wife isnt a dumb bitch herself) more than likely?
 
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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Hah Im a bitch?
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Dude, you got all rustled and started muttering under your breath because you saw a person walking a dog at a school. When I found that weird, you mentioned how it bothered you that people were walking dogs in places they shouldn't.

That is being a little bitch pretty much by definition. I mean, jesus, how does it effect you at all?
 
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While taking a shower your roomate/gf/wife decides that at that moment its best to run the dishwasher, the washing machine, flush every toilet in the house.. jimmies rustled
 
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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Hah Im a bitch? At least Johnny49 was getting pussy when he was supporting a drug addict, what did you get for all your illegal troubles? A nearly failed marriage(assuming your wife isnt a dumb bitch herself) more than likely?
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UMADBRO?

What did you get discharged from the Marines for? Failure to be a man?
 
Big Phoenix

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khalid_sl said:
Dude, you got all rustled and started muttering under your breath because you saw a person walking a dog at a school. When I found that weird, you mentioned how it bothered you that people were walking dogs in places they shouldn't.

That is being a little bitch pretty much by definition. I mean, jesus, how does it effect you at all?
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Dogs dont belong on college campuses, just like they dont belong in malls or grocery stores unless you are blind or something.
UMADBRO?

What did you get discharged from the Marines for? Failure to be a man?
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Im not the bro who was swindled out of who knows how much money by a drug addicted/prostitute along with giving her drugs, clearly you mad.
 
khalid

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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Youre a fucking moron then.
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Why don't you think people should be able to bring their dogs on campus? What about a campus makes it so crazy that they would allow dogs there?

edit: Other than you getting bit by a dog as a kid and secretly scared.
 
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BTW about the classic cartoons they do have a new Looney Tunes show that started a year or two ago. I've seen it at like 5 AM when Adult Swim switches back to children's cartoons. Recognized Kristen Wiig and Fred Armisen doing voices, probably a few other notables in there as well.
 
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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Dogs dont belong on college campuses, just like they dont belong in malls or grocery stores unless you are blind or something.

Im not the bro who was swindled out of who knows how much money by a drug addicted/prostitute along with giving her drugs, clearly you mad.
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So you still won't tell us why you were discharged. I get it you got caught smoking pot and that's why you have a hardon for 4 vicodins.

We know how much money actually, we know quite well. I even stated how little it was. I am the full disclosure guy, not you.

USOMADBRO
 
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a_skeleton_03_sl said:
So you still won't tell us why you were discharged. I get it you got caught smoking pot and that's why you have a hardon for 4 vicodins.

We know how much money actually, we know quite well. I even stated how little it was. I am the full disclosure guy, not you.

USOMADBRO
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My penis got to big and was causing back problems.
 
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