Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Zhavric
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The political left, the political right and how now one can see that the truth is most often somewhere in the middle.
You've got the left insisting that gender is some sort of choice while insisting that people are born with a specific gender that's not reflected in their biology (girl born in a male body, for example). News flash, assholes. If you're born with a "girl's mind" then GENDER IS A FUNCTION OF BIOLOGY. At the same time, you've got the right wing that has convinced itself that perverts were just waiting for trans people to get the green light to use whatever bathroom they want so they could just go rushing in. Which is about as retarded as the left.
You've got people saying that cops are racist and just kill black people because they're racist. Yet we're all supposed to ignore that black pop culture has spent decades worshipping thugs, glorifying criminal lifestyles, and in general being dicks to police. And there's people on the left AND the right that want to just look at one or the other. Tuco forbid we weight both sides.
You have the left insisting that "Rape culture" exists and that women on American college campuses are getting assaulted sexually at roughly the same rate as African women living under lawless warlords. And you have the right blithely ignoring vids of campus males marching around shouting "NO MEANS YES. YES MEANS ANAL."
Why the hell can't anyone look at BOTH SIDES anymore? Not the circus shit we see on the media. I mean actually WEIGH BOTH SIDES and say, "Well, this part is correct, but this other part is bullshit."
TL;DR: fuck the left and the right. We need centrists.
You've got the left insisting that gender is some sort of choice while insisting that people are born with a specific gender that's not reflected in their biology (girl born in a male body, for example). News flash, assholes. If you're born with a "girl's mind" then GENDER IS A FUNCTION OF BIOLOGY. At the same time, you've got the right wing that has convinced itself that perverts were just waiting for trans people to get the green light to use whatever bathroom they want so they could just go rushing in. Which is about as retarded as the left.
You've got people saying that cops are racist and just kill black people because they're racist. Yet we're all supposed to ignore that black pop culture has spent decades worshipping thugs, glorifying criminal lifestyles, and in general being dicks to police. And there's people on the left AND the right that want to just look at one or the other. Tuco forbid we weight both sides.
You have the left insisting that "Rape culture" exists and that women on American college campuses are getting assaulted sexually at roughly the same rate as African women living under lawless warlords. And you have the right blithely ignoring vids of campus males marching around shouting "NO MEANS YES. YES MEANS ANAL."
Why the hell can't anyone look at BOTH SIDES anymore? Not the circus shit we see on the media. I mean actually WEIGH BOTH SIDES and say, "Well, this part is correct, but this other part is bullshit."
TL;DR: fuck the left and the right. We need centrists.
Tanoomba
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Gavinmad
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Kreugen
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Where "centrists" think they are:
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Where they actually are:
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What they should be describing:
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Where they actually are:
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What they should be describing:
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RobXIII
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I... I agree with all this. I'm always hoping the extreme assholes (racist, etc) will just die off already, and they sort of eventually do. But there always seems to be more. All the old fuckers at my job insist on keeping Fox news on the TV, and believe everything they say. Blargh. I suppose it's better than CNN's missing plane of the month, but only just.
popsicledeath
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Johnny53
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https://youtu.be/5Yiqkeo-fds
when they film a gangsta rap video in your neighborhood..
my house appears at 00:25, 1:07, 1:12, 1:16, 1:37, 1:54, 2:16 and 2:44
no royalty check, Jimmies Rustled
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when they film a gangsta rap video in your neighborhood..
my house appears at 00:25, 1:07, 1:12, 1:16, 1:37, 1:54, 2:16 and 2:44
no royalty check, Jimmies Rustled
FLA$HY RULER X Raw Hoe - YouTube
Big Phoenix
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Johnny53
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well it was mid afternoon, we all work...but the neighbor at the end of the street did call when he saw the commotion...but they were gone by the time the police arrived
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Tanoomba
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Hoss
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Poison Sumac
A tree fell and clipped my house. I noticed it had a vine around it, but I didn't recognize it as a vine to avoid. Woke up the next morning with my dick itching like a motherfucker. Took another day before I realized where the rashes were coming from. At any rate, it's literally rustling my jimmy right now. The worst part is all I did was move the fallen tree away from the house. I still need to get it out of the yard.
A tree fell and clipped my house. I noticed it had a vine around it, but I didn't recognize it as a vine to avoid. Woke up the next morning with my dick itching like a motherfucker. Took another day before I realized where the rashes were coming from. At any rate, it's literally rustling my jimmy right now. The worst part is all I did was move the fallen tree away from the house. I still need to get it out of the yard.
dechire
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Vendor tech support monkeys that lack basic understanding of English,whom rather than respond to my emails concerning a problem would like to call me up and interrupt whatever the fuck I am doing to ask me questions that in the email. stupid fucking cunts.
Borzak
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Put in for a sheep tag in every state they are available for the last 27 years. Many of them are once in a lifetime tags, you get drawn you can't enter again. Many of them you'll likely enter every year from 18 to death and never get drawn. Some states will have one tag available for auction called governor tags where the money goes straight to the state wildlife agency for additional funds and such, and typically go for $250k or such to use the short cut of not having to wait for a draw that may never happen.
I got drawn for Idaho this year. I'm not physically able to make the hunt in the mountains. Rustled.
I got drawn for Idaho this year. I'm not physically able to make the hunt in the mountains. Rustled.
Borzak
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They make two part washes now that help a lot than the traditional lotion. It's a wash followed by a lotion. If you catch it early enough it makes a huge difference.