Whats rustling your jimmies?

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Aldarion

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OK here is my latest one. Telling me about a dream you had last night, if that story takes longer than about 0 to 2 seconds.

"Let me take up 5 minutes of your time telling you a story that didnt happen, that doesnt actually even exist as a story (like a book or movie does). My neurons fired randomly while I slept and my brain constructed some nonsense from it as I woke up. Lets spend 5 minutes of your time talking about it"

Anytime someone tells me about their dream I can only assume
a) theyre the kind of idiot who thinks dreams "mean something"
b) they think I'm the kind of idiot who thinks dreams "mean something"
c) they think I'm unfamiliar with the concepts of sleep and dreaming and want to explain them to me

Its such nonsense it hurts my brain, like if someone spent 5 minutes talking about your horoscope. FML
 
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Take it easy dude, does every other conversation you have in life "mean something"?
 
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Hoss

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Aldarion, last night I dreamed that I punched out your four front teeth and then fucked you through the tooth gap. But it might not have been you. And it might have been me getting punched in the teeth.

What do you think that dream means?
 
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Cad

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Hoss said:
Aldarion, last night I dreamed that I punched out your four front teeth and then fucked you through the tooth gap. But it might not have been you. And it might have been me getting punched in the teeth.

What do you think that dream means?
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It means I successfully rustled your jimmies by wasting your time talking about it?
 
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Hoss

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Cad said:
It means I successfully rustled your jimmies by wasting your time talking about it?
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I'm pretty sure he will appreciate the brevity of the story though.
 
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Palum

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Found out the closest tour stop of one of two flying B29s got cancelled.
 
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Brikker

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Aldarion said:
OK here is my latest one. Telling me about a dream you had last night, if that story takes longer than about 0 to 2 seconds.

"Let me take up 5 minutes of your time telling you a story that didnt happen, that doesnt actually even exist as a story (like a book or movie does). My neurons fired randomly while I slept and my brain constructed some nonsense from it as I woke up. Lets spend 5 minutes of your time talking about it"

Anytime someone tells me about their dream I can only assume
a) theyre the kind of idiot who thinks dreams "mean something"
b) they think I'm the kind of idiot who thinks dreams "mean something"
c) they think I'm unfamiliar with the concepts of sleep and dreaming and want to explain them to me

Its such nonsense it hurts my brain, like if someone spent 5 minutes talking about your horoscope. FML
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Maybe God was speaking through them
 
Palum

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Groover said:
Were they doing public flights, or you just wanted to see one flying?
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Both, but tbh I would probably puss out on dropping $600+ to listen to 4 Wright radials for half an hour. I'd rather grab another four hours towards my cert than pay for luxury flights at this point.
 
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Conefed

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I fucking hate this slow ass work computer and loading icon. Approaching a minute wait just for selecting the search bar.
And loads somehow time out. So I have to start over.
This is a basic function
Every Mac I have ever used is utter shit

I'm literally sitting on three minutes of waiting. Can't do shit until computer proceeds
 
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xzi

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Conefed said:
I fucking hate this show ass work computer and loading icon. Approaching a minute wait just for selecting the search bar.
And loads somehow time out. So I have to start over.
This is a basic function
Every Mac I have ever used is utter shit

I'm literally sitting on three minutes of waiting. Can't do shit until computer proceeds
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Was it fucking made in 1994?
 
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Oldbased

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I see a lot of doctors and one of the first things they ask me each week, sometimes more than once a week is if I have feelings of depression or suicide. Answer is always no, but why do those fuckers never ask me about feelings of murdering people?
 
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Brikker

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They should be asking both. Standard pre-exam stuff here involves questions about harming self or others.
 
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Vanderhoof

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Because if we don't ask and document your response, when you inevitably off yourself, your family can take us to court for malpractice.
 
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Oldbased

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I only get asked about depression and suicide. I have never been asked about harming others and I have an appointment near every week between the various specialists. Seems that would be a thing if they asked one, why not the other.
Although I doubt many would give a Oh no to one then bust out in koolaid man and go Oh ya for the other but hey, you never know.
 
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