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Campbell1oo4

Campbell1oo4

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Got an apartment on the top floor of my building. Skylights, wide windows, and a great view of the mountains. Been in here for about a week.

Now my employer wants to move me to the second floor to live with two others guys because some chick decided to bring her dog.
 
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Campbell1oo4 said:
Got an apartment on the top floor of my building. Skylights, wide windows, and a great view of the mountains. Been in here for about a week.

Now my employer wants to move me to the second floor to live with two others guys because some chick decided to bring her dog.
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Tell them you're trans and would be happy to bunk with a fellow woman, but unfortunately you're allergic to dogs.
 
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Campbell1oo4 said:
Got an apartment on the top floor of my building. Skylights, wide windows, and a great view of the mountains. Been in here for about a week.

Now my employer wants to move me to the second floor to live with two others guys because some chick decided to bring her dog.
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I don't follow.

Are you in a commune?
 
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Hoss

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Is she cute? Maybe you should go buy a dog too.
 
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Conefed

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Person (group of people) I'm supposed to meet is/are more than 30 minutes late, but they're important and im supposed to wait.
 
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Campbell1oo4 said:
Got an apartment on the top floor of my building. Skylights, wide windows, and a great view of the mountains. Been in here for about a week.

Now my employer wants to move me to the second floor to live with two others guys because some chick decided to bring her dog.
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I got news about your employer and this lady...
 
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Morsakin

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People in Houston going apeshit and swarming every gas station / grocery store / Target etc. like Mad Max is right around the corner.
 
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Zaara

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New thing: people walking in the streets, with traffic, ignoring the fact they are blocking said traffic, because not one of these poor motherfuckers has a car and needs to take it out on everyone else by 'defying' status quo by walking 4 feet away from the sidewalks. Running 6 deep with your fucking arms waving and babbling.

And no, motherfucker. The music is blaring because I don't want to hear whatever it is that you're yelling at me, just like the three fucks dressed identically like you at the other stoplight, one standing in the street at the corner, boxered ass purposefully stuck out there so people have to drive around you/acknowledge your existence. I didn't understand your inarticulate AY YO MO FUK pidgin yelling the first 3 times today someone felt the need to holler at a complete fucking stranger.
 
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Hoss

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Only if you get caught. Did the company report itself?
 
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Burren

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Zaara said:
New thing: people walking in the streets, with traffic, ignoring the fact they are blocking said traffic, because not one of these poor motherfuckers has a car and needs to take it out on everyone else by 'defying' status quo by walking 4 feet away from the sidewalks. Running 6 deep with your fucking arms waving and babbling.

And no, motherfucker. The music is blaring because I don't want to hear whatever it is that you're yelling at me, just like the three fucks dressed identically like you at the other stoplight, one standing in the street at the corner, boxered ass purposefully stuck out there so people have to drive around you/acknowledge your existence. I didn't understand your inarticulate AY YO MO FUK pidgin yelling the first 3 times today someone felt the need to holler at a complete fucking stranger.
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Oh no, he jumped at your car and attacked you. You didn't have time to swerve. Everyone saw it. Poor Dindu didn't have a chance.
 
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Aaron

Aaron

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My work just managed the impossible: find an even more shittier toilet paper than they previously used. The industrial quality paper is now so thin and has such little tactile strength that it routinely sticks to my bum and rips off to leave a tendril hanging from my arse that I then have to try and fish out without it ripping even smaller. The cardboard tubing the toilet paper is rolled onto is also somehow specially designed to be as rough as possible so it doesn't roll smoothly over the plastic holder, so you have to open the god damn toilet paper holder casing, remove the huge roll, and manually unroll and tear off sheets.

Shit would be impressive if it wasn't so god damn retarded and annoying.
 
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Aaron said:
My work just managed the impossible: find an even more shittier toilet paper than they previously used. The industrial quality paper is now so thin and has such little tactile strength that it routinely sticks to my bum and rips off to leave a tendril hanging from my arse that I then have to try and fish out without it ripping even smaller. The cardboard tubing the toilet paper is rolled onto is also somehow specially designed to be as rough as possible so it doesn't roll smoothly over the plastic holder, so you have to open the god damn toilet paper holder casing, remove the huge roll, and manually unroll and tear off sheets.

Shit would be impressive if it wasn't so god damn retarded and annoying.
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Does the company that makes those useless brown paper towels also make toilet paper?

Would the British Army use that? Like the red uniforms so you can't see blood...
 
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Aaron said:
My work just managed the impossible: find an even more shittier toilet paper than they previously used. The industrial quality paper is now so thin and has such little tactile strength that it routinely sticks to my bum and rips off to leave a tendril hanging from my arse that I then have to try and fish out without it ripping even smaller. The cardboard tubing the toilet paper is rolled onto is also somehow specially designed to be as rough as possible so it doesn't roll smoothly over the plastic holder, so you have to open the god damn toilet paper holder casing, remove the huge roll, and manually unroll and tear off sheets.

Shit would be impressive if it wasn't so god damn retarded and annoying.
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This shit is ridiculous. Worked for a company that grossed 100m+ and they bought the shittiest toilet paper imaginable. I would not be surprised if this was a corporate accounting 101 rule, discourage employees from using the bathroom by using the worst possible TP
 
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k^M said:
This shit is ridiculous. Worked for a company that grossed 100m+ and they bought the shittiest toilet paper imaginable. I would not be surprised if this was a corporate accounting 101 rule, discourage employees from using the bathroom by using the worst possible TP
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If I owned any type of business: shitty TP and faraday cage in the bathroom. Oh and make the women's room the one for as genders just for funsies.
 
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