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Woefully Inept

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Fed Ex delaying the shipment of my replacement cell phone 3 fucking times in the last week is rustling the fuck out of my jimmies. I loathe Fed Ex so fucking much. I honestly wish they'd go out of business so I wouldn't ever have to worry about any shipments from them. Fucking cocksuckers.
 
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Conefed

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Person buys advertisement; commissions me to write an article on them; and they quit in time for publication. People linked my articles as evidence that person didn't quit.
Spend most of day digging to explain self; pull story
 
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*tries a dozen different VPN IP's* Same message.
*turns off VPN* ....gets adblock notification. Well, guess I'm torrenting, because fuck you.
 
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Big Phoenix

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Had 2 days of good rain and came home today and noticed theres a nice water spot with drooping paint in my garage roof.
 
Koushirou

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Was in the mood for some terrible fried chicken, so I went to Popeye's which I haven't gone to in a while. Ordered up a 2pc breast combo with some cajun fries and a biscuit. Get home, pop the box and there's just 5 wings/drums. No spicy breasts, no fries and no mother fucking biscuit. Dude even forgot to give me my drink and I had to ask for it after they gave me the order.
 
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lurker

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Big Phoenix said:
Had 2 days of good rain and came home today and noticed theres a nice water spot with drooping paint in my garage roof.
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Had that happen on the day a home inspector showed up when I was selling a house. Phoenix? I'm gonna guess it was a flat roof over the garage.
 
Big Phoenix

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lurker said:
Had that happen on the day a home inspector showed up when I was selling a house. Phoenix? I'm gonna guess it was a flat roof over the garage.
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Yup, flat. Just looked at it and saw no obvious signs of where water could infiltrate, at least to my untrained roofing eyes.
 
Aamry

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Big Phoenix said:
Yup, flat. Just looked at it and saw no obvious signs of where water could infiltrate, at least to my untrained roofing eyes.
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Could be a fish-mouthed seam, or just a small wear hole from the fasteners underneath. Flat roofs are no fun to leak find, but usually easy to repair.
 
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Big Phoenix said:
Yup, flat. Just looked at it and saw no obvious signs of where water could infiltrate, at least to my untrained roofing eyes.
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Check seams and flashing in the four cardinal directions from the leak. Water can travel pretty far under a flat roof before it finds a place to leak through, but it usually travels in straight lines and not very far diagonally. Assuming we're talking about an actual flat rubber roof and not just a super low pitch rolled shingle roof, I have no fucking clue how to find leaks on rolled shingle.
 
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Every god damn time I go over to my sisters "can you stop and get a bag of ice?" every fucking time.
 
Aamry

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Xadion said:
Or just roll tar/seal over the entire thing and sure up flashing edges
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God no. If anything go buy a silicone roofing product and coat like a 10' square area. Something like Gaco or BlackJack Silicone. Shit's expensive but you can coat a large area with a 5 gallon bucket.

For my own jimmy rustle, I pissed blood yesterday. Guess I passed a small kidney stone, because I wasn't in any pain. First kidney stone I know about was over 5 years ago, and I've changed my diet considerably since then.
 
Conefed

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Getting chewed by my boss. Granted, my deadline was 7 and I finished at 9. But the crux is he's pissed that it's 10:30 and we're still here. My work is independent to his. I agree. It is bullshit that you took an hour and a half longer than me to finish and i'm still here.
 
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