Because I don't have enough shit on my sandwiches, my ISP upgraded their shit the other night and in the process something changed that's preventing me from hitting sites for my work that I need my work VPN for. Support at work is baffled, ISP says they didn't change nothing that would break it, but perhaps I would like to buy a static IP. Haven't been able to do my job for two days now and it's looking like I might have to start working from Starbucks or some shit for the foreseeable future if this shit doesn't get sorted out. You know, because I needed to spend more money right now on gas with all the other shit I'm paying for (I know, I know, I shouldn't bitch about working remotely, but goddamn I do not need this shit right now).