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Pyros

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Ok way less important than Hoss' PC issues but why don't PCI(NVMes and normal) SSDs come with screws by default? It's fucking stupid shit costs like nothing, but you can't really buy just one screw yourself. Got an additional SSD and figured I'd pop it in and then noticed there wasn't a 2nd screw in the box that I could find, assembled the PC over a year ago so might have forgotten where I put it but now I have to order a bunch of screws from Amazon and wait until that gets delivered to install it. No big deal since I'm not in a hurry(hell I bought this shit on Cyber Monday sale and I decided to unpack it just now) but it's pretty stupid that they don't just put generic screw+standoffs in their 100$+ boxes.
 
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Deathwing

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What kind of self respecting computer builder doesn't have a big ol bag o leftover screws? NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED ONE.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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What kind of self respecting computer builder doesn't have a big ol bag o leftover screws? NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED ONE.

I probably still have screws for a case I bought in the 90's in a baggy of pc screws/oddities that weighs about 5lbs
 
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Vanderhoof

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My reddit secret santa sent me a message saying he cant afford to send a gift. Inventor, why did you sign up for a gift exchange if you cant afford to send a gift?
 
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a_skeleton_05

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My reddit secret santa sent me a message saying he cant afford to send a gift. Inventor, why did you sign up for a gift exchange if you cant afford to send a gift?

Reddit Secret Santa stuff turned to shit like the rest of the site when it started getting popular.
 
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Hoss

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My reddit secret santa sent me a message saying he cant afford to send a gift. Inventor, why did you sign up for a gift exchange if you cant afford to send a gift?

I assume this is a bannable offense on reddit, so report him.

anyone can afford nudes. Your Santa is just lazy.
 

lurkingdirk

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People at drive throughs. Fucking ignorant pricks. They leave an 8 foot gap with the car in front of them so I'm three feet shy of being able to order. Then did it again so I was three feet shy of being able to pay. Apparently yelling "pull forward you douchebag" is not good etiquette.
 
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People at drive throughs. Fucking ignorant pricks. They leave an 8 foot gap with the car in front of them so I'm three feet shy of being able to order. Then did it again so I was three feet shy of being able to pay. Apparently yelling "pull forward you douchebag" is not good etiquette.

Black people at drive thrus tend to take at least three times as long ordering, then change the order up as well when paying.
 

Pyros

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What kind of self respecting computer builder doesn't have a big ol bag o leftover screws? NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED ONE.
I have all kinds of standard big screws, like case ones, motherboard to case ones, HDD/SDD mounting ones and all these but the M2 screws it's literally the first board I bought that has them(I generally only upgrade every 5years or so and PC before that was before those PCI SSDs were really a thing, if they even existed) so I only have just the screws I had with this motherboard. Mind you since I had to buy a full box of screws I'll have 9 left after I fix this shit, so I'm set for the future, just kinda stupid I think.
 
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At a cousins place in Baltimore, vaping outside in the back of his townhouse. It’s 32 degrees outside, and a neighbor has the ac running.
 

Sludig

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At a cousins place in Baltimore, vaping outside in the back of his townhouse. It’s 32 degrees outside, and a neighbor has the ac running.
Illegal MJ grow or otherwise has a reason to try and cut down their humidity in the house?
 

Hoss

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Illegal MJ grow or otherwise has a reason to try and cut down their humidity in the house?

The heater will also cut down the humidity.

Maybe the ac unit is really a heat pump and it only looks like the ac is on.
 

H.A. Monkey

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The heater will also cut down the humidity.

Maybe the ac unit is really a heat pump and it only looks like the ac is on.

The heater doesn’t remove the moisture in the air. It displaces it into other spots in the building. The Air Conditioner removes the humidity completely via condensation on its coils. Have an indoor sauna/hot tub, maybe a steam shower? A/C is recommended during the winter to prevent the inside of your windows frosting/fogging.
 

Hoss

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The heater doesn’t remove the moisture in the air. It displaces it into other spots in the building. The Air Conditioner removes the humidity completely via condensation on its coils. Have an indoor sauna/hot tub, maybe a steam shower? A/C is recommended during the winter to prevent the inside of your windows frosting/fogging.

I'm going to forgive you for your obvious ignorance on how heat pumps work. All they do is reverse the cooling cycle. It still uses compressors and condensers and all that shit that actually traps and removes the moisture.

But you need to hunt down your high school chemistry teacher and slap her because she failed you. Hotter air can hold more water vapor. So whatever method you use to heat the house, as long as it doesn't involve boiling water, the humidity will go down even if the total amount of vapor stays the same. Relative humidity is the only thing you should care about.

The indoor sauna thing is an extreme case and a heat pump would do just as well as running the ac, but in that case you probably want the ac because it's going to get so hot just from the sauna.
 

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I'm going to forgive you for your obvious ignorance on how heat pumps work. All they do is reverse the cooling cycle. It still uses compressors and condensers and all that shit that actually traps and removes the moisture.

But you need to hunt down your high school chemistry teacher and slap her because she failed you. Hotter air can hold more water vapor. So whatever method you use to heat the house, as long as it doesn't involve boiling water, the humidity will go down even if the total amount of vapor stays the same. Relative humidity is the only thing you should care about.

The indoor sauna thing is an extreme case and a heat pump would do just as well as running the ac, but in that case you probably want the ac because it's going to get so hot just from the sauna.

What if you have a gas furnace? Asking for a friend.
 

Hoss

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What if you have a gas furnace? Asking for a friend.

Then you are lucky and I envy you because you pay less for electricity and are more likely to be able to cook and have heat when the power goes out.

But if you have an indoor sauna or steam bath, I guess you need to run the ac.
 

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When you are driving in the fast lane on the highway already going 10 over the limit with a couple of cars in front of you but Captain Dick American Inventor Magoo in the F150 with the halogen lights rides your fucking bumper like he expects you to magically glide over the car in front of you.
 
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Hoss

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By halogen I assume you mean those fuckers that look bluish and hurt my eyes.

I shine a flashlight back at those motherfuckers. Once I was in an old copcar and I turned the spotlight around and flashed him.
 
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Hoss

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I'm traveling for work for a month. That means no wife and shitty Internet. I completely forgot to download any new porn. So I have subsist on the archives. I hate when I get halfway through a show and suddenly remember what happens next.

Can't even try to cheat cause there's no women worth having around here. Well actually, maybe the Dr. Is there a medical emergency where a doctor has to make you ejaculate?
 
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