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Pops

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Had a root canal back in August and wake up this morning and that tooth feels like someone's stabbing it. Go to brush and blood is fucking pouring from the damn thing. Time to go to the dentist yet again! I've spent probably $15k out of pocket getting my teeth fixed up in the past 3 years and I'm still having issues all over the place. My dental insurance is also fucking garbage, even for my preventative stuff, which sure as shit isn't helping. I'm sick of my shitty fucking teeth.
I hear you. Dentist who capped my teeth said they would last years, front tooth cracked off 1 week later. He brushed me off. The fucking implant specialist's tooth fell off a month later.
 
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lgarthy

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Not being able to find a file with important documents that I last saw over 3 years ago. It isn't in the filing cabinet and I haven't a goddamn clue where the hell it could be!!!!
 
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Not being able to find a file with important documents that I last saw over 3 years ago. It isn't in the filing cabinet and I haven't a goddamn clue where the hell it could be!!!!

The 1980s took its file back. You can find their number on your Rolodex.
 
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Rathar

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Scratched my ear awhile ago.

Just noticed my left hand had a good coating of blood and hit up the bathroom. Yup, scratched a 0.5mm hole on said ear and apparently it's a large enough hole for -all- the blood to try coming out of. I exaggerate of course but been 25 minutes of pressure and still welling up.
Bodies are weird.
 

zombiewizardhawk

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I've always heard root canals weren't worth the money, probably especially true these days with implants as a different option. Just what I've heard from a couple people, no personal experience myself cause I can't afford either.
 

Aldarion

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I dunno, I've had about 6 and only one of them has ever needed work again. Most of the time IME they are the final solution to problems with a particular tooth. I appreciate that about them.
 

a c i d.f l y

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I've always heard root canals weren't worth the money, probably especially true these days with implants as a different option. Just what I've heard from a couple people, no personal experience myself cause I can't afford either.
Root canal.... or excise the entire tooth and root with pliers, or drill it apart to break it up and remove it to allow for an implant mount to be drilled into your jawbone.

Ok. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(from a family of dentists)
 

Oblio

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Answers like this on Amazon...
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Hey fuck face they are asking people that know. They are not asking you directly. I want to believe they are smart and trollling, but sadly I know the truth they are mouth breathers with WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME!
 

a_skeleton_05

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Answers like this on Amazon...
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Hey fuck face they are asking people that know. They are not asking you directly. I want to believe they are smart and trollling, but sadly I know the truth they are mouth breathers with WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME!

They are being asked directly. They receive an email from Amazon asking them to answer the question
 
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Oblio

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They are being asked directly. They receive an email from Amazon asking them to answer the question
Really? Now I am just fucking rustled with Amazon. I buy so much shit off Amazon, maybe I should open one of those feedback emails they sent me? I have never reviewed anything online. I zero social media accounts under my real name, just a Twitter Account under Oblio and I think I have Tweeted less than 10 times in 5 years, usually just re-tweets to enter giveaway contests that I never win.

EDIT: @Dom thanks for setting me straight. Even though ignorance is bliss, I much prefer to be called out when I am wrong/mis-informed.
 

a_skeleton_05

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Really? Now I am just fucking rustled with Amazon. I buy so much shit off Amazon, maybe I should open one of those feedback emails they sent me? I have never reviewed anything online. I zero social media accounts under my real name, just a Twitter Account under Oblio and I think I have Tweeted less than 10 times in 5 years, usually just re-tweets to enter giveaway contests that I never win.

EDIT: @Dom thanks for setting me straight. Even though ignorance is bliss, I much prefer to be called out when I am wrong/mis-informed.

I got one once and nothing about it makes the reader think that they aren't being asked directly unless the reader just assumes it's mass-generated to purchasers of the product. So you get tech illiterate people thinking it's a question directed to them, and it's why you see so many "I don't know" answers
 

Hoss

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You get them for products you write reviews about. The main problem with it in my opinion is that I believe it asks the most recent reviewers and everyone I've been asked I hadn't had much chance to use the product. That's fine when the question is what's in the box or what's the dimensions. But sometimes they has about longevity or obscure alternate uses. For that shit you need someone who reviewed it a year ago.
 

SorrowsEnd

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I do not review a single goddamn thing for any site I purchase from but still get those emails from Amazon asking me to review products for every few orders.

Mostly it seems to be the 3rd party sellers asking for reviews.
 
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lgarthy

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Dude-- I had to have my tooth #9 (front tooth) extracted and get an implant. The whole process took 9 fucking months. I hated it beyond description. I finally got the permanent crown (and it still feels weird because it has no feeling). Fucking teeth. Rustle my jimmies always too!

Also-- as for the bleeding thing. Remember, all bleeding stops eventually.
 
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Pyros

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To be fair the rustle still stands, if Amazon sends you an obviously automated message about answering questions on the product, and you don't know the answer, then don't fucking answer. This is 100% older people who don't get it's automated shit and they don't give a shit if you answer or not, they think it's some random guy working at Amazon asking them a question directly or whatever.

That said my way of thinking with Amazon products is I'll buy the really cheap shit because it'll likely break pretty soon anyway cause it's almost all chinese shit quality stuff regardless of the price, so might as well go for cheap shit. And yeah it'll break after a whole but it cost 5-10euros so whatever I'll just buy it again once it breaks. Obviously when buying bigger brand stuff it's fine but when I need a pair of plastic gloves to use cleaning products with, I'll get the cheapest shit, or better the pack of 12 really cheap gloves for the same price as a single pair of gloves from "totally not a chinese product selling company" and just throw them once they're ruined.
 
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Siliconemelons

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Hurt my back doing absofucking nothing - on 2nd day of missed work, pregger wife is all hormonal and pissed off - happened 8 years ago for the same no real reason- when we was pregger with our 1st... maximum rustle..but i am on foh bitching about it while i awate my muscle relaxers.
 
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Oblio

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Hurt my back doing absofucking nothing - on 2nd day of missed work, pregger wife is all hormonal and pissed off - happened 8 years ago for the same no real reason- when we was pregger with our 1st... maximum rustle..but i am on foh bitching about it while i awate my muscle relaxers.
When will the XBOX arrive?
 
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Hurt my back doing absofucking nothing - on 2nd day of missed work, pregger wife is all hormonal and pissed off - happened 8 years ago for the same no real reason- when we was pregger with our 1st... maximum rustle..but i am on foh bitching about it while i awate my muscle relaxers.

Kinked up my back one time while brushing my teeth. Backs are bullshit. "Oh, everything is fine in your life right now? Nope, try this crippling back pain outta nowhere."
 
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