Whats rustling your jimmies?
- Thread starter Big Phoenix
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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Women who sneer and tell you they have a boyfriend when you just try to ask them if they're using the gym equipment
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taebin
Same trailer, different park
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"Oh I've got 3 more sets" as they return to their phone for 3 minute breaks between sets and don't offer to let you work in.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Is she cute? Stand close to her till she finishes. Offer to spot. When she says she has a boyfriend, tell her you have one too. Once you establish yourself as a gay you can start being catty. Tell her that whatever muscle she's working is already too big.
Yeah I know. I wouldn't do any of that either because girls still scare me.
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Conefed
Blackwing Lair Raider
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Me: Yesterday you told me about Problem A and B. Well today they happened again but in a different system, do you recall the solution to Problem B?
Boss: ohhh. You must not have paid attention. I posted that answer in two different sections, but I'll post it again just for you. *posts solution to Problem A*
Me: Yes, I saw where you posted that yesterday and I successfully solved Problem A today, but yesterday you mentioned Problem B what was the solution to that?
Boss: Okayy, you're not understanding. *proceeds to explain in painfully trite detail every step to the solution to Problem A.*
Me: I understood, but you're repeating the solution to (printers) and I need the solution to (log-in). Nowhere is Problem B documented or its solution, but since you mentioned it and it's now resolved before my shifts even started I thought perhaps you knew.
Boss: That's just one computer of six that's messing up. Just put an out of order sign on it and if it doesn't self-correct I'LL put in the ticket not you.
My position overlaps with several departments, so I have several bosses. This boss is the female equivalent to the mug holding boss from Office Space, but her voice is baby-doll high pitch. She's superficially bubbly, but is massively arrogant at the slightest hint of opposition/disagreement even if she's dead wrong.
Essentially she made what should have been a simple interaction this protracted demeaning ordeal. It doesn't help that one of my pet peeves is telling me to do/how to do what I'm already doing. (I'm all for hearing about alternate ways, but repeating the already known is no time for that."
Boss: ohhh. You must not have paid attention. I posted that answer in two different sections, but I'll post it again just for you. *posts solution to Problem A*
Me: Yes, I saw where you posted that yesterday and I successfully solved Problem A today, but yesterday you mentioned Problem B what was the solution to that?
Boss: Okayy, you're not understanding. *proceeds to explain in painfully trite detail every step to the solution to Problem A.*
Me: I understood, but you're repeating the solution to (printers) and I need the solution to (log-in). Nowhere is Problem B documented or its solution, but since you mentioned it and it's now resolved before my shifts even started I thought perhaps you knew.
Boss: That's just one computer of six that's messing up. Just put an out of order sign on it and if it doesn't self-correct I'LL put in the ticket not you.
My position overlaps with several departments, so I have several bosses. This boss is the female equivalent to the mug holding boss from Office Space, but her voice is baby-doll high pitch. She's superficially bubbly, but is massively arrogant at the slightest hint of opposition/disagreement even if she's dead wrong.
Essentially she made what should have been a simple interaction this protracted demeaning ordeal. It doesn't help that one of my pet peeves is telling me to do/how to do what I'm already doing. (I'm all for hearing about alternate ways, but repeating the already known is no time for that."
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Big Phoenix
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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I'm on month 9 of waiting for mine to be approved. What's really fucking annoying about mine is the fact the place I had it sent to will not let you use it while it's waiting to be approved.
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Siliconemelons
Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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Whatever I can fit in my can, 2x a week garbage and 1x recycle and 1x month tree/shrub/large junk pickup. Maga
Aldarion
Egg Nazi
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WTF, is this 1995? Fuck links that open in a new tab or window. Thats what right click is for. Why would I want a billion tabs open? Rustled.
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Aldarion
Egg Nazi
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But while we're doing web based jimmy rustles
Web pages that change the focus on loading so that when you click page down, page up, or backspace, it does nothing. WTF, am I expected to click and drag the scroll bar? If I want to select that field I will click it, thank you very much, now give me control of my web browser back.
Web pages that change the focus on loading so that when you click page down, page up, or backspace, it does nothing. WTF, am I expected to click and drag the scroll bar? If I want to select that field I will click it, thank you very much, now give me control of my web browser back.
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Wake Up Man
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Lyft pickup, older black lady and her 20s daughter. Took them to go pick up their food. While waiting, for quite a bit more time than I should have, I notice the place they went into had a couple handmade signs on the front windows of the store. “Support Black Own Business.” Own. On both signs. The old lady came out kinda pissed cause they tried to give her “sour rice.”
Other than that, they were nice. On the way back she was saying prayers, singing, and making blanket statements about Jesus being your best friend.
Other than that, they were nice. On the way back she was saying prayers, singing, and making blanket statements about Jesus being your best friend.
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Right click for new tab? What is this 1996? Mouse wheel click for new tabs in 2000+
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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It's a thread about a virus and you're upset that it's infected with faggoty shit?
I mean, that's like being upset that people are fighting in a thread about fighting, isn't it? Maybe it's worse than I know, I sure as hell haven't read the thread.
Meant to buy a 5 pack of spicy chicken curry ramen because it was at the limits of my spicy tolerance.
Bought one with a very similar looking package instead. It's highlighted in yellow
I can't feel my scalp
Bought one with a very similar looking package instead. It's highlighted in yellow
I can't feel my scalp
