Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Conefed
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Had a task to do at work but was scheduled a split shift, meaning menial desk duty and it wouldn't be until after lunch that I would get to my job description.
Already miffed that I'm not being effectively utilized, I'm sent upstairs to help out the other crew because they're behind. Head upstairs and they're just shooting the shit in the manager's office. Not talking strategy or anything else legitimate. I grumble, suck it in and get to work. For two hours they don't leave the office, 3 women squawking.
Then one finally realizes and asks me in a valley girl voice far too young for her age, "Uh, aren't you scheduled to work downstairs?"
Grinded my gears for a bit it did. Same person that keeps setting me up to fail.
I gave her a one-two punch of "They sent me upstairs to help." and "Thanks for checking."
Already miffed that I'm not being effectively utilized, I'm sent upstairs to help out the other crew because they're behind. Head upstairs and they're just shooting the shit in the manager's office. Not talking strategy or anything else legitimate. I grumble, suck it in and get to work. For two hours they don't leave the office, 3 women squawking.
Then one finally realizes and asks me in a valley girl voice far too young for her age, "Uh, aren't you scheduled to work downstairs?"
Grinded my gears for a bit it did. Same person that keeps setting me up to fail.
I gave her a one-two punch of "They sent me upstairs to help." and "Thanks for checking."
Big Phoenix
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Hoss
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Watching the lottery dream home thing the other night. They had a dude who had won 1 million on a scratch off so he and his wife wanted to own their first home. Requirements were more than 2 bedrooms and a second bathroom. I laughed. Clearly some poor trash here. Then the budget. $660,000. What the fuck? I expected the show to do a record scratch WTF take on that. But nope, they just smiled showed them overpriced homes they only think they can afford.
WTF#1 $660k for a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom? I know the housing market is high in some places, but for fucks sake it can't be that bad anywhere. They even mentioned that they were moving OUT of a high priced area to find affordable houses. No, that shit aint affordable by any standard. They were looking at like 2k sqft houses with no land. Is it that bad in arizona?
WTF#2 That must have been the entire jackpot after taxes. How the fuck are they going to afford this house once they buy it? These people are first time home owners, they don't know what they're in for. The guy was in construction and the woman was a teacher. They didn't say it outright, but I got the impression the guy had quit. He was asked about a fixer upper and said "No I don't wanna do that kind of work anymore". I wouldn't be surprised if he took a shit in his bosses lunchbox as he left. It was borderline malfeasance to let those people spend that much on a house. They should have given them some counselling.
WTF#1 $660k for a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom? I know the housing market is high in some places, but for fucks sake it can't be that bad anywhere. They even mentioned that they were moving OUT of a high priced area to find affordable houses. No, that shit aint affordable by any standard. They were looking at like 2k sqft houses with no land. Is it that bad in arizona?
WTF#2 That must have been the entire jackpot after taxes. How the fuck are they going to afford this house once they buy it? These people are first time home owners, they don't know what they're in for. The guy was in construction and the woman was a teacher. They didn't say it outright, but I got the impression the guy had quit. He was asked about a fixer upper and said "No I don't wanna do that kind of work anymore". I wouldn't be surprised if he took a shit in his bosses lunchbox as he left. It was borderline malfeasance to let those people spend that much on a house. They should have given them some counselling.
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Burren
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Most lottery winners go broke because *drum roll* most people are bad with money.
$660,000 for the house, but then what about: Taxes (roughly $10k per year at 1.5% tax rate), insurance, utilities, repairs, HOAs, etc.
Maybe they'll learn the hard way.
a c i d.f l y
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Can we please FUCK OFF with the covid-19 corporate "concern" e-mails? The virtue signaling is REAL. "We realize this is a concern for our customers, so, know that you can make your payments ONLINE!" Oh, thank you for your bullshit virtue signaling. Our terms and service agreement has been updated. NO ONE CARES.
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Can we inform you of the GDPR changes that happened recently even though you might not be concerned and you'll have to click a popup regardless of reading this email? Yeah hate that shit.
Brahma
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When I rented an apt over the years, I spent literally 2 minutes, to pick up trash/litter outside the house almost daily, since I lived on a main street there was always litter. It wasn't my house, but I lived there. Simple things like taking care of the common hallway and shit I would sometimes do also. I lived there.
I went to the supermarket in the sketchy part of town, and was just amazed people were just chillin' in what would take a whole 5 minutes to cleanup the whole street of litter and trash.
Anyway...a trash can was knocked over and people just walked by it. I drove by it and didn't stop also. I was on my way back from the store, and pulled over this time, and righted the trash can, and picked up the bit of trash that had fallen out. Two dudes were looking at me like "what the fuck you doing that for?" Went in the glove box, and got the wipes to clean my hands. Got out the car to throw the used wipes in the trash, and just said to dudes "You live here." and got back in my car.
Pet peeve or rustle worthy?
I went to the supermarket in the sketchy part of town, and was just amazed people were just chillin' in what would take a whole 5 minutes to cleanup the whole street of litter and trash.
Anyway...a trash can was knocked over and people just walked by it. I drove by it and didn't stop also. I was on my way back from the store, and pulled over this time, and righted the trash can, and picked up the bit of trash that had fallen out. Two dudes were looking at me like "what the fuck you doing that for?" Went in the glove box, and got the wipes to clean my hands. Got out the car to throw the used wipes in the trash, and just said to dudes "You live here." and got back in my car.
Pet peeve or rustle worthy?
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It rustles my jimmies that people throw shit out of their car windows that could easily be kept in the car until they reach the destination. 9 times out of 10 there will be a trash can nearby when they get there.
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Bubbles
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You're just watching wrong pornAheago(sp?) face has entered the porn market and spreading. I can mute the stupid moans but can’t do anything when they do that cross-eyed tongue out trash...
I thought that dumb ass cam whore shaking was bad enough.
Ronaan
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Facebook and the people on it.
I keep my facebook account to keep in touch with 3 or so people around the globe and if you want the good, you also get the bad and the ugly.
My wife's uncle is convinced that a) corona is man-made to b) control our movement and c) Trump will start a war over the vaccine (the new oil as he puts it).
As if that's not enough some bitch friend of his replies that "with 5G it's easy to track the unvaxxed, Bill Gates admitted it!"
What in the actual fucking fuck, guys.
I keep my facebook account to keep in touch with 3 or so people around the globe and if you want the good, you also get the bad and the ugly.
My wife's uncle is convinced that a) corona is man-made to b) control our movement and c) Trump will start a war over the vaccine (the new oil as he puts it).
As if that's not enough some bitch friend of his replies that "with 5G it's easy to track the unvaxxed, Bill Gates admitted it!"
What in the actual fucking fuck, guys.
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Punko
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People and companies that plan thinking this corona stuff is going to be over on the 4th of april.
Money is being spent on trips, events, incentives, projects, and none of that shit is going to happen, since we in for at least another month of lockdown, if not two.
Worst of all, me hearing from the people in charge of these things means they aren't dead. Yet. Lets be positive.
Money is being spent on trips, events, incentives, projects, and none of that shit is going to happen, since we in for at least another month of lockdown, if not two.
Worst of all, me hearing from the people in charge of these things means they aren't dead. Yet. Lets be positive.
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Siliconemelons
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They are, we all have just run out...pantheon has reached the end of the internet...
Brahma
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Gavinmad
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I was sitting around on the sidewalk next to a trash can that I kicked over, basking in the glow of my mischief, when some sanctimonious jerk comes by and rights the trash can, picks up the trash, and lectures me about taking care of my own neighborhood.
turbo rustled
turbo rustled
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