Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Big Phoenix
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Definitely not there. Ive checked that pair of pants at least 30 times now.
Well spent 2 hours looking for the thing and still havent found it. Guess Ill go to the store I last went to and see if someone turned in a wallet.
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Big Phoenix
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So I have my wallet. It appears I left it at the grocery store Friday night.
Though I did not enjoy spending 5-6 hours of my vacation looking for it.
Though I did not enjoy spending 5-6 hours of my vacation looking for it.
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Hoss
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When calling for tech support, why do they always want to try to most destructive option first? I realize that MAY wind up being the problem most of the time, but goddam why can't we prioritize not wiping out all data a little higher? A week ago I suddenly lost cell signal in a place where it used to be strong. First thing Verizon tech support wants to do is a factory reset. Like, come on isn't there something a little less intrusive that we can try first? Like, I don't know, can you look to see if you moved a fucking cell tower last week that's now fucking me over? Cause that's what I think happened.
Morsakin
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So my cousin is heavily pregnant, and is due anytime in the next few weeks. Apparently the daughter of one of her "friends" tested postive for 'Rona not too long ago...didn't tell anyone, and then came into work (where she works under said cousin). Thus they've had to close the place down for obvious reasons, and now she needs to get tested. Oh, and is now prevented from having anyone there with her when she eventually delivers since it's in the 14-day window last I checked.
Here's the kicker -- after rightfully going atomic on this stupid cunt, her "friend" had the audacity to ask her to apologize to her daughter for the way she handled it. Oh, and said daughter is apparently still planning to go out to at least two massive college parties in the immediate future. Stupid cunt apparently runs in the family as I'm not being told her Mother is doing anything about...any of this.
If I were in my cousin's shoes, or those of her "friend", I'd have slapped the shit out of her like John Wick seeing someone about to kick a puppy.
Here's the kicker -- after rightfully going atomic on this stupid cunt, her "friend" had the audacity to ask her to apologize to her daughter for the way she handled it. Oh, and said daughter is apparently still planning to go out to at least two massive college parties in the immediate future. Stupid cunt apparently runs in the family as I'm not being told her Mother is doing anything about...any of this.
If I were in my cousin's shoes, or those of her "friend", I'd have slapped the shit out of her like John Wick seeing someone about to kick a puppy.
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Big Phoenix
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I didnt go there first because the idea that I left it on the self check out scanner(im assuming thats where I left it) seemed preposterous.
Fogel
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a c i d.f l y
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Vanderhoof
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Amazon left a leaking package with a broken bottle of orgeat in it on my porch...
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Hoss
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yeah my wife was pissed about that too. It's dumb. It's gambling. Just like going to a casino, why do I have to be able to prove I've got millions in investments to throw a couple grand at a startup company?
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Fogel
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Alasliasolonik
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Three fucking times in a row.
I order red bull from amazon every week pretty much. Sometimes its UPS, USPS or FedEx who delivers it. 3 times in a row where this case of shit was wrapped in a bag because it was leaking at some point in travel. How about a fucking email saying, we fucked it up and are sending a new one. Ohh no. Heres the bag o redbull in a soggy fucking box.
Only 1 or 2 cans were jacked and exploded everywhere but come on. Why even give this to me... do you want me to call to send me a free 30-50 dollars? It is 100% the USPS that fucks this up but after the first time it was a bit weird.
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I could give a fuck what a random citizen who likely doesn't vote puts in their bio. Like I'm reading what they post. It's when an actual representative that got voted in is pandering purely to that vocal microcosm. And as far as I can tell, this is fairly isolated to women. Males, even your libhard faggots, put the less threatening father/husband. Fuck all of these people.
TBT-TheBigToe
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Edit: I wait a couple of days before posting anything in this thread to make sure my jimmies are sufficiently rustled, I checked again last night and lo' and behold Nemesis 3: Time Lapse was on Prime... and it was fucking terrible.
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The_Black_Log Foler
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Smokers are a moral degeneracy to society almost as bad as the homosexuals. They should be hugged.
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Hoss
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I have questions about all 3 of those.
1. Isn't AOC soros backed? I never checked but I thought those connections had already been made through his known outlets. Yet she claims no lobbyist money.
2. Warren says she's an okie, but she's a representative of Massachusetts. Why don't her voters have a problem with that? Like, I can't imagine any state with self respect looking at a person who was gung ho about another state being awesome and saying, "yeah, she represents me".
3. Are we supposed to like biden because it has no pronouns? Or am I just missing them? Also, it joined march 2007? Damn, it was an early adopter. Twitter started in march 2006. Fuckin 07'ers.