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Aldarion

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People who answer calls just to tell the persont hey cant talk.
I've never understood this. I'm like, you know you don't actually have to answer every time this thing rings, right?

I don't answer the phone if it's in another room. Fuck that, I'll check who it was next time I'm in that room. I'm not on call.
 
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Hoss

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I've never understood this. I'm like, you know you don't actually have to answer every time this thing rings, right?

I don't answer the phone if it's in another room. Fuck that, I'll check who it was next time I'm in that room. I'm not on call.

I do. I get so fucking annoyed at having to check voicemail. Even with spammers if I don't feel like fucking with them I answer and hang up so they can't leave voicemail. That's the reason I won't sign up for the spam blocking service on my phone because it sends potential spam straight to voicemail.

My newest phone won't even let me use my standard password. It has to be 8 characters long. Like, god damn, it's fucking voice mail, not banking info. Let me use 0000 if I want to. I literally don't give a shit if someone hacks my VM and checks my messages for me, it would be doing me a favor.
 
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Void

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Browsing Empornium for whatever tickles my fancy (during work hours of course) and seeing the absolutely ridiculous amount of faggots that have their avatar or signature of chicks with dicks. And most of them are gifs, so I get treated to some tranny jizzing practically in my face while I'm scrolling through the comments of non-tranny torrents. I purposely filter that shit out of my search results so I only get "cis" girls (you have no idea how many torrents get filtered out by unchecking trannies...seriously, how is that such a huge fetish??), but I guess it is ok to have chicks with dicks in huge fucking banners below some faggots "Thx" comment?

I realize I'm kink shaming, and you do you, I don't care...but like, if you were so blown away by some skinny dude with no tits, a butt plug, and a jizzing dick calling himself Suzy to actually make him/her/xher your sig pic, wtf are you doing in my Lana Rhoades torrent???

I'm sure there's some way I could block sigs and avatars, but I don't want to block all the sample screenshots at the same time. So I guess trannies win again :(
 
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Deathwing

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I too browse said website(NOT during work hours...) and can't say I run into that issue nearly as frequently as you make it sound. That said, any blocking plugin worth its salt will let you block specific elements of a page, including pictures in sigs.
 

Void

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I too browse said website(NOT during work hours...) and can't say I run into that issue nearly as frequently as you make it sound. That said, any blocking plugin worth its salt will let you block specific elements of a page, including pictures in sigs.
Well, to be fair, two in as many minutes was enough to make me rage. My jimmy rustling threshold is pretty low in this regard I guess. Admittedly I almost never scroll further down than the sample pics, but for whatever reason I decided to read some of the comments, and got a (figurative) tranny cumshot in my eye for my troubles :(

And if you EVER go to the forum section, be prepared. That's one of the many reasons I don't really frequent the forum there. But since they have that banner across the top with recent posts, occasionally something catches my interest...and invariably I'm sorry that I clicked.
 

Big Phoenix

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Browsing Empornium for whatever tickles my fancy (during work hours of course) and seeing the absolutely ridiculous amount of faggots that have their avatar or signature of chicks with dicks. And most of them are gifs, so I get treated to some tranny jizzing practically in my face while I'm scrolling through the comments of non-tranny torrents. I purposely filter that shit out of my search results so I only get "cis" girls (you have no idea how many torrents get filtered out by unchecking trannies...seriously, how is that such a huge fetish??), but I guess it is ok to have chicks with dicks in huge fucking banners below some faggots "Thx" comment?

I realize I'm kink shaming, and you do you, I don't care...but like, if you were so blown away by some skinny dude with no tits, a butt plug, and a jizzing dick calling himself Suzy to actually make him/her/xher your sig pic, wtf are you doing in my Lana Rhoades torrent???

I'm sure there's some way I could block sigs and avatars, but I don't want to block all the sample screenshots at the same time. So I guess trannies win again :(
Even worse when it comes to the Rule34 world. I can get most fetishes to some degree, but good god there is a disturbing amount of incomprehensible what the fuck out there. Worst part about is you can come across some skillfully and other wise good created work but its some retarded fetish. Thank god you can blacklist tags to filter out a lot of that shit.

It comes back to a fundamental problem of a good chunk of the population have no self control. They happily go deep and far down the rabbit hole as possible searching for that bigger and bigger dopamine hit as theyve completely numbed themselves to ordinary stimuli. Due to that, kink shaming isnt a bad thing. People need to be called out when the only way they can get off is the most extreme content imaginable.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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Got woken up by a package delivery and had trouble going back to sleep, only for a nasty fucking Charlie horse to hit me after I did . Haven't had one in years.
 

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Samsung Pay suddenly turning on again, fucking up my bottom swipe up, and spamming me with ads and notifications that are also ads. Get the fuck off my phone, you invasive malware. I'm not enabling NFC to use that shit with the one fucking gas station that accepts it, and their sensor is fucking garbage.
 
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Ritley

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Literally the last 3 online orders I’ve made have been lost in transit. One from GameFly, 2 from Amazon. Wasn’t anything limited quantity or anything so I got a refund and it isn’t too big a deal, but for fucks sake this is getting retarded.
 

a c i d.f l y

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What is the $0.01 "price adjustment"? And who the fuck voted to add regulatory fees to Uber? Fuck you, Texas.

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a c i d.f l y

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Even worse when it comes to the Rule34 world. I can get most fetishes to some degree, but good god there is a disturbing amount of incomprehensible what the fuck out there. Worst part about is you can come across some skillfully and other wise good created work but its some retarded fetish. Thank god you can blacklist tags to filter out a lot of that shit.

It comes back to a fundamental problem of a good chunk of the population have no self control. They happily go deep and far down the rabbit hole as possible searching for that bigger and bigger dopamine hit as theyve completely numbed themselves to ordinary stimuli. Due to that, kink shaming isnt a bad thing. People need to be called out when the only way they can get off is the most extreme content imaginable.
About as kink as I get is when a girl is tied up and forced to orgasm until she nearly passes out. Dunno why I like that shit. Maybe it's the "fuckin do it again!" smile they give when they come to. And not really a sexually stimulating thing for me, either.

I don't really get some of the really weird, obscure shit. Especially the prolapse anus or gapping - just... why? Layers on top of that such two trannies in furry costumes cucking their stepsister's father.
 

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If Jack in the Box is a 5 out of 5 for fast food breakfast, then Wendy's would be 0.5/5. What a sad, pathetic excuse for breakfast. Fake croissants, and whatever this wannabe hollandaise sauce is. Bacon that's that mixed texture of having been microwaved just enough to be hard, but not quite crispy. Dry, nasty chicken that doesn't fill out the "bun". Sausage and egg that both don't taste quite right...

The seasoned fries are damned delicious if they only hadn't come out cold as balls.
 

Ritley

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If Jack in the Box is a 5 out of 5 for fast food breakfast, then Wendy's would be 0.5/5. What a sad, pathetic excuse for breakfast. Fake croissants, and whatever this wannabe hollandaise sauce is. Bacon that's that mixed texture of having been microwaved just enough to be hard, but not quite crispy. Dry, nasty chicken that doesn't fill out the "bun". Sausage and egg that both don't taste quite right...

The seasoned fries are damned delicious if they only hadn't come out cold as balls.
I don’t know if I’d say 0.5/5, but I agree with your point. In a world where you can get breakfast at hardees/JintheB/McDonald’s why would you pay more for worse at Wendy’s. Even BK is quite a bit better and they are super cheap when you use the app
 

k^M

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What is the $0.01 "price adjustment"? And who the fuck voted to add regulatory fees to Uber? Fuck you, Texas.

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Hadn't seen that one yet but I first thought it was something added to the bottom line to round the cost to whatever nearest 0. Putting it at the top and not even rounding the subtotal to a 0? Get fucked.

I'd have zero issue if they rounded every single product to a whole $ and got rid of coins entirely, though.
 

Burren

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Commercials on YouTube. First off, there are 6 to 8 in a 20 minute clip. Secondly, they are THREE TIMES LOUDER than whatever it is I'm watching. Bastards.
 
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Koushirou

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I’ll turn YouTube on the TV during the day sometimes to just run some Bob Ross or some relaxing nature shit in the background. I’m lazy and mostly just let the ads run since it doesn’t take too long. Happened to notice that damn, I turned Bob on a while ago and I’m not hearing it. Go look and in the fucking ad slot was a 2 and a half hour documentary of some bullshit. What the fuck.
 
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a c i d.f l y

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Running out of RAM with 16 GB. Memory leaks on Android emulators are friggen awful. Also, Chrome needs to calm the fuck down on its hidden RAM utilization.
 
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Sevens

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Im with you on the You Tube commercials. I home school my grandkids and we watch a lot of educational videos on there, since we do it on the TV using the Playstation there is no Adblock that I know of (if there is please dear lord let me know what it is and how to get it). Every single video has a god damn commercial that you can not skip and if the video is over 3 mins there is a freaking commercial break in the middle of the thing. I know they have to make money or we wouldnt have a You Tube but come on, lay off on them a bit.
 
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