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Erronius said:
"I want to be able to say whatever I feel like"[/I] with no filter,"
"I don't want to have to walk on eggshells"
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"I'm fucking other dudes, and its too hard to pretend I'm not"

I've literally heard the same before
 
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Swapping new drives in to my NAS and for a while it said it was going to take 872 hours to rebuild the array, and that was just the first disk. Turns out it's not a high priority task by default, so once I changed that it dropped to 9 hours.
 
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I ordered a kit from Manscaping because it's annoying to shave the danglies and I wanted to try it out, and also give me boy Theo Von a bump with his advertisers. It came with a pair of boxer briefs that feel really nice. Figured I'd give them a shot today. Felt really nice when I put them on, like a hot whisper from an angel on my nutsack. But after getting in the car, driving in, and sitting at my desk for 20 minutes, I'm really godamn annoyed at how much these things are bunching up. My jimmies are literally rustled.
 
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a c i d.f l y

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I ordered a kit from Manscaping because it's annoying to shave the danglies and I wanted to try it out, and also give me boy Theo Von a bump with his advertisers. It came with a pair of boxer briefs that feel really nice. Figured I'd give them a shot today. Felt really nice when I put them on, like hot whisper from an angel on my nutsack. But after getting in the car, driving in, and sitting at my desk for 20 minutes, I'm really godamn annoyed at how much these things are bunching up. My jimmies are literally rustled.
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Most of those specialty men's underwear aren't meant to be worn in pants - mostly loose night pants. It's pretty fuckin stupid, but paired with silk night pants your balls feel heavenly.

For wearing jeans, nothing beats a basic pair of boxer briefs (or tighty whities) from Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Regular boxers work if you're wearing oversized shorts.
 
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a c i d.f l y said:
Most of those specialty men's underwear aren't meant to be worn in pants - mostly loose night pants. It's pretty fuckin stupid, but paired with silk night pants your balls feel heavenly.

For wearing jeans, nothing beats a basic pair of boxer briefs (or tighty whities) from Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Regular boxers work if you're wearing oversized shorts.
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I can't wear silk boxers at night because I get a raging boner at 2 a.m. and the closest thing to me is getting fucked. I think I discovered that in boy scouts. Probably why I never made it past First Class.

I free-balled for about 10 years after working in Hawaii at a zipline. All of us wore board shorts to work and if you wear boxers underneath, the zipline harness would roll them into a thigh tourniquet. I went straight from Hawaii to Alaska and still free-balled in jeans and waders up there. I didn't start wearing boxers again until a couple of years ago because I was on an ambulance call where I picked up a patient on the backboard and my pants split and my ballsack literally dropped out while I was over the patient's head. Luckily they were unconscious and nobody else saw. Told my partner about it when we got to the hospital and I told him that we could do the report and clean the ambulance back at the station instead of at the hospital. ;)
 
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ryan reynolds hd GIF
 
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a c i d.f l y said:
Most of those specialty men's underwear aren't meant to be worn in pants - mostly loose night pants. It's pretty fuckin stupid, but paired with silk night pants your balls feel heavenly.

For wearing jeans, nothing beats a basic pair of boxer briefs (or tighty whities) from Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Regular boxers work if you're wearing oversized shorts.
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LOL....I just went to home depot to get some tile and I went to take a piss while I was there. Pull up to the urinal and there's a guy already pissing. I spent about 10 seconds trying to get my dick out of these boxers before I realized that they don't have a dick hole in them.

10 seconds is a little too long to awkwardly be searching for your own cock and I ALMOST made a joke to the guy that was there because I fucking know that crusty old guy was trying to resist the urge to make one himself.
 
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Sludig

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Hows the lack of nipping yourself. My current one will cut the shit out of me i swear even if i don't make contact.
Bandwagon said:
I ordered a kit from Manscaping because it's annoying to shave the danglies and I wanted to try it out, and also give me boy Theo Von a bump with his advertisers. It came with a pair of boxer briefs that feel really nice. Figured I'd give them a shot today. Felt really nice when I put them on, like a hot whisper from an angel on my nutsack. But after getting in the car, driving in, and sitting at my desk for 20 minutes, I'm really godamn annoyed at how much these things are bunching up. My jimmies are literally rustled.
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Sludig said:
Hows the lack of nipping yourself. My current one will cut the shit out of me i swear even if i don't make contact.
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Don't really know yet. It showed up a few days after I went weed whacking. I'm skeptical that the blade itself is any "safer" than the head trimmers I've been using, but the fact that it's half the width and cordless I think will make it easier either way.
 
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Midgets having children that turn out to be midgets, it should be illegal for them to reproduce. Its not good for anyone and they just get turned into Ewoks or jokes. You want a kid, go adopt one.
 
Conefed

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When you only get 30min lunch, 8min of which is spent walking to designated break area and someone starts fucking talking to you when you have headphones on
 
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Conefed said:
When you only get 30min lunch, 8min of which is spent walking to designated break area and someone starts fucking talking to you when you have headphones on
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I chew my lunch behind my pp3 while poking my index finger inside corona-ridden ptt.
 
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Alasliasolonik said:
Midgets having children that turn out to be midgets, it should be illegal for them to reproduce. Its not good for anyone and they just get turned into Ewoks or jokes. You want a kid, go adopt one.
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25% of the time midget parents have normal height kids. Also, most midgets come from normal height parents. They get the midget gene as a mutation while they're still an embryo.
 
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Hoss said:
25% of the time midget parents have normal height kids. Also, most midgets come from normal height parents. They get the midget gene as a mutation while they're still an embryo.
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There's numerous different types of genetic defects that can lead to dwarfism
 
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