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SeanDoe1z1

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Blue alerts were made publicly available at the end of 19, mandated updates by 2020.

Very good chance those idiots just did the update and just kept the entire thing on.

I saw no need to keep it on. There’s like 1000s of alerts

shit like lava . Pretty funny
 
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a c i d.f l y

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So many fucking grey alerts due to all the elderly homes in my area. One time some old dude in an open back gown walked into a bar across the street, sat down and started drinking a beer before anyone noticed. Didn't get carded. Think he might have even pissed on his barstool. This was pre-covid.
 
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Hoss

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Saw a clear alert on the freeway last week. Like WTF they're getting crazy with these alerts. Is it really necessary to give them all different colors? Are there people who aren't going to respond to certain alerts? Just fucking call them all amber alerts or change the name to BOLO. I was so confused by the CLEAR ALERT that I didn't even see what car I was supposed to be looking for.
 

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Microwaves and seatbelt alarms that keep beeping at you for 10 seconds after you open the door or buckle in.
 
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TheNozz

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Servers at restaurants that give you a cup of coffee with enough room to put in two creamers at best. Especially when said coffee is served volcano hot.
 
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Servers at restaurants that give you a cup of coffee with enough room to put in two creamers at best. Especially when said coffee is served volcano hot.
Who in the hell puts in more than 2 creamers in a restaurant sized cup? Those things are thimble sized and the coffee is usually pisswater anyways.
 
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Getting a microwave that I can completely mute was one of my better decisions last year.

I've never owned a microwave you couldn't completely mute. Just need to lookup the manual to find the button combo. They're so cheap, if it didn't have that feature I'd buy another one. What's annoying is having to redo the button combo any time the power goes out.
 
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Denamian

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Who in the hell puts in more than 2 creamers in a restaurant sized cup? Those things are thimble sized and the coffee is usually pisswater anyways.

Damn right. My jimmy rustle is when I tell them to not bother bringing out the creamers because I drink it black and they still leave tons of room. Coffee has to be truly vile for me to put anything in it.

I've never owned a microwave you couldn't completely mute. Just need to lookup the manual to find the button combo. They're so cheap, if it didn't have that feature I'd buy another one. What's annoying is having to redo the button combo any time the power goes out.

Thankfully you just hold 8 on mine for 5 seconds and it toggles the sound. They even clearly labeled it.
 

fred sanford

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Reminds me of the retards at work that can’t stand outside noises. Someone muted the microwaves in our break area because they got annoyed at people nuking food, walking away, and when the food finished the occasional reminder beep went off for a few minutes until they came back.
My wife had some old lady complain because a mini desk fan was too noisy for her in the next cube over. She said the fan sounded like a jet engine to her.
 

Kinner

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I cant stand the sound of other people typing. Whoever invented mechanical keyboards and the open concept office area needs to die a death by a Judas Cradle.
 
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a c i d.f l y

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Shit, mechanical keyboards are bad enough over voice activated Discord. If I spent time in the office, and the time that I had if they actually did work, would drive me nuts. I added rubber washers to every key on my own mechanical keyboard because that shit bothered me using my own fucking keyboard.

Misophonia sucks. I am borderline murder spree when my wife chews with her mouth open, and could strangle my child when she loves to chew shit in my ear. Self-control overpowers, but it's amazing how much of a reaction I feel at that shit. I almost threw a knife at this guy who was slurping and sucking and snorting shit while eating wings like a fat fucking slob at a bar once. It's the strangest almost uncontrollable urge that makes me have somewhat of an understanding when someone gets set off and murders their entire office.

I've definitely been that asshole who has told multiple people to shut the fuck up at a movie theater. It's wild how quiet they become. And amazing how much people don't realize how inconsiderate and noisy they are until someone makes them as uncomfortably aware of it.
 
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Big Phoenix

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So my mom thinks myself and my brother and sister dont really love her, or live up to her standards of love. She called me asking if I could come over and put the ac filter vent holder thing up for her because she replaced the filter and couldnt get it closed. I asked if there anyone in her apartment complex that could help she said no but before the call ended my dad's sister called so she hung up with me to talk to his sister. I call her back after a bit assuming shes done talking and tell her Ill come over and put the vent back up, she tells me dont worry about she already took care of it.

She goes into this spiel about how basically since I or my siblings dont do what she asks exactly when she asks it or does what she asks without question, then clearly we dont really love her. She said she never asks us to do anything unless we are the absolute last possible choice so we should without hesitation say yes to whatever it is. So because I asked if there was someone else there to help her close the vent, clearly I dont love my mother.

Its just wtf man. When she moved out of my house she left the room I was staying in filled with stuff. She moved out of my house over a year ago now and in that time she has not moved more than a small box out of that room. Shes constantly said "im gonna get over to your house and clean out that room!" but its never happened. In all that time ive never said a single word or got onto her about why she hasnt cleaned out that room. Shes had health problems, constantly dealing with my sister and her kids or something else so I dont press the issue. Just last weekend she asked me to drive over to her place and jump her other car and put gas in it so she can drive it around and keep it charged. She just ignores all that.

Its a real shame because I hold my mother in such high esteem.
 

Borzak

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Heated up a bowl of food. Sat down at the computer to eat and picked up the spon. Bottom of the bowl just cracked and fell out losing all my food. C'mon man it's only a 60 year old bowl.
 
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Fucker

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Titty drops in porn. Good lord, enough already.
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Nester

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Webstores that feel the need to email me that i still have stuff in my cart.

Fuck off, i will buy if i want it. I just want to see how horrible your shipping is in cart.
 
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joz123

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Buy a drink at Dutch bros Coffee. Cashier says if I sign up for their app I can get a free drink. Find out after making new account for app, I have to buy a drink first to get free one. The one I just bought doesn't count cause I only get credit for buying it through the app. Uninstalled.
 
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