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I got a VA home loan for my house. Since them, the amount of mail I get every day has increased 5x and it's all bullshit refinance offers that are disguised to look like they came from my mortgage company. It's infuriating to me that this type of shit is allowed to occur, and honestly, the degree to which I get spam mail in general.

I would love it if our elected officials would see the fucking benefit of addressing mundane issues that the majority of Americans face instead of spending all of their time on the issues that get in the news. Campaign on ending spam mail, executing people that run spam callers/robodialers and while we're at it, prohibit Wal-Mart from paying lude-infused single moms to try to check my fucking receipt for all the shit I just paid for when exiting the store.
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If they come with prepaid envelopes, stuff them with trash and send them back. Put in some small heavy pieces of metal, or whatever, to increase the postage.
 
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CPAP I use was recalled because the insulaton they use to deaden the sound can break down and expose you to cancer causing chemicals right up you nose.

The real jimmy rustle is that my doctor knows nothing about it. After i registered with Phillips they told me to contact my doctor to get tested and see if I was exposed. The doctor's office was like "HURR DURR EXPOSED TO COVID 19? DURRRRRRRRR"

Then they told me to call the store where I bought it. Okay, how is a store going to determine if I was exposed? They aren't doctors. They can't do an examination or run tests. In fact all the store is doing is giving you a bacterial filter if your doctor prescribes one. I guess bacteria is smaller than whatever fumes are created?

Fortunately I'm not a poor and this was my backup CPAP.

BTW for anyone else who uses them, it's phillips CPAP, biPaps, and some venitllators.
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Thanks for posting this. Just checked with my mom and she also has a Philips, though will check tomorrow if her exact model is on the list. Of course I tell her and then it suddenly comes to her mind that her doc maybe might have mentioned something about a recall a while back. Derp. At least got to remind her.
 
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I'm in a barber shop and there's a fat old guy guy named "Steven" that has his phone on speakerphone, trying to talk to a Hispanic carpet cleaner lady to come out and give his furniture a deep clean once a month. On fucking speakerphone.
 
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People who use their phones speaker in public should be beat to death with traffic cones.
 
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As far as shitty spam-ad websites go, food recipes sites in 2021 are way worse than porn sites in 2001.
 
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As far as shitty spam-ad websites go, food recipes sites in 2021 are way worse than porn sites in 2001.
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Finish the fucking recipe man!

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On phone: YouTube minimizes every few minutes for no fucking reason while I'm watching something.
 
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Websites that use links that when you click them just forcibly scroll the page upwards or downwards. Usually slowly for maximum aggravation.
 
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I’m convinced most doctors these days are just coasting through their jobs making bank. They either don’t put thought into their jobs or were diversity enrolled at medical school. I haven’t seen my actual doctor in 4 years, just the nurse practitioner. He’s either busy or not in the office with Friday been off every week.
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My doctor is a chink. That does not apply. Maybe I should call his mom.
 
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The "Mask Required" signs everywhere that are never enforced. I don't think masks work the way they hope they do, so the existence of the signs rustles me some. But I fucking hate when rules aren't enforced. Remove the goddamn rule if you don't have the will to enforce it. Shit like that breeds indifference to rules and general lawlessness.
 
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The "Mask Required" signs everywhere that are never enforced. I don't think masks work the way they hope they do, so the existence of the signs rustles me some. But I fucking hate when rules aren't enforced. Remove the goddamn rule if you don't have the will to enforce it. Shit like that breeds indifference to rules and general lawlessness.
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Funny are mask rules, but employees wearing them as chin diapers.
 
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When you visit a website on a desktop computer like a goddamn normal person but are somehow directed to the mobile version of the site.

I don't know if it happens because developers fuck up how they handle responsive design shit. Or if they just get lazy and just make a fucking mobile version and say fuck it.

Its bad enough how mobile browsing has fucked up web design everywhere, ending up on the actual mobile version when youre not on a phone makes a site unusable and should never happen.
 
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This, this is rustling my jimmies

What we do know about the film is based on casting breakdowns of the two main characters previously shared by Alien vs. Predator Galaxy which described the film as "The story will follow Kee, a Comanche woman who goes against gender norms and traditions to become a warrior. Many years ago - in a time before any Europeans had ever encroached on their lands - the Comanche people had a well-defined society and gender norms. Kee is very close to her younger brother, Taabe, who is being groomed as a leader. As capable as any young man in the tribe, Kee has always been a teacher and source of inspiration for Taabe. In the Comanche way - she is Patsi - the elder sister that has helped to shape him. Kee is a truth-teller and has insight that others do not. A tomboy, she wants to prove herself in the masculine world of the Comanche. When danger threatens them all - Kee sets out to prove that she is as capable as any young warrior."

...The last film in the Predator franchise was 2018's The Predator, though it did not perform well with critics or audiences.
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I ordered a bottle of lotion (for my ample cock) when the current one was about 20% full. This $6 bottle of lotion arrived on my doorstep 7 weeks later, which was so fucking long that I forgot that I ordered it (for my ample cock). 7 weeks?! This isn't some weird bottle of boutique dick butter I'm talking about....it was a bottle of Jergen's scent-free "daily moisture" (for my ample cock).

I guess it's kind of cool that there is an entire logistical supply chain that stretches around the world that spent almost 2 months in the service of my (ample) cock, but what if this had been an emergency? Shipping estimate said it was supposed to be at my house 2 days later. If I'd had a particularly high-volume month and ended up with friction burns, would I have had legal options for damages? Cad Cad Butthurt Butthurt
 
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Spent several minutes thinking of something I needed to Google/research, got distracted for 20 seconds, now I can't for the life of me remember what was really important to search for.
 
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Spent several minutes thinking of something I needed to Google/research, got distracted for 20 seconds, now I can't for the life of me remember what was really important to search for.
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