Whats rustling your jimmies?

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How was the blowjob?
This girl set a new bar for me, in terms of what I consider "crazy". She ain't gettin none of this.
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Goatface

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went to give blood at the mobile bus (closest b&m location is an hour away), starts at noon, get there a little before. bus can do 2 interviews at a time and has 4 beds. i am 6th in line outside. 2 people go in just before 12, 5 mins later 2 more and then 5 mins later 1 more, then 20 mins of nothing. finally a tech comes out saying it will be at least another 45 mins. for me, the whole process takes under 15 mins as i make sure i am fully hydrated. now annoyed will have to drank shit ton of water again next week when the bus comes back.
 

NOSYMPATHY

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Well, at the moment it would be the hospital location that I work at.

Blessed to be in this line of work (easy to move around once your in a hospital to other ones), but this one's got a lot of quirks.
 

MusicForFish

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I'd rather keep my hospital location as irrelevant information to the story.

With how sensitive people are, I'd rather not have to make a witch hunt of myself by revealing the name of the facility.
Not location, I mean the system. I've been working with a few for the past few years on the tech end.
 

MusicForFish

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I work in the Sterile Processing Department, if that was the answer to your original question.
I work with OHSU, Providence, etc. They're all fuckin quirky as hell in varying degrees, especially the non-city locations. Example: The folks in several Providence locations literally have priests come in and bless + anoint thier computers and tech with holy water every week. AKA dumping water on and inside them. Super fuckin rustling.
 
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NOSYMPATHY

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I work with OHSU, Providence, etc. They're all fuckin quirky as hell in varying degrees, especially the non-city locations. Example: The folks in several Providence locations literally have priests come in and bless + anoint thier computers and tech with holy water every week. AKA dumping water on and inside them. Super fuckin rustling.

So, you're a fellow Oregonian?

I am not sure how much of a reach Providence has outside my area and OHSU is in Portland, so I am just assuming - don't know OHSU's reach either.
 

MusicForFish

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So, you're a fellow Oregonian?

I am not sure how much of a reach Providence has outside my area and OHSU is in Portland, so I am just assuming - don't know OHSU's reach either.
OHSU not so much reach outside Oregon. West coast Prov covers 6 states, there's an east coast end as well that covers around 15. I can understand why your jimmies are rustled in any case lol.
 

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Old retired neighbors sit outside with their dog that barks off and on till midnight or so when the complex has a no noise curfew after 10pm.
 
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Dairy queen filling their blizzards above the top lip of the cup.

Bitch, it's 105 degrees out and I just ordered 3 blizzards to take home. You think I want that shit dripping all over my car by the time I get home? Who the fuck appreciates that extra 3 spoonfuls above the top of the container for liquids? Who the fuck does this impress? Fatbodies that scarf it down before leaving the parking lot?
God i hate these people. Still. I hate them all.
 
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I work with OHSU, Providence, etc. They're all fuckin quirky as hell in varying degrees, especially the non-city locations. Example: The folks in several Providence locations literally have priests come in and bless + anoint thier computers and tech with holy water every week. AKA dumping water on and inside them. Super fuckin rustling.
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Maybe they are just 38000 years too soon?

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Burren

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The Gym:

8 out of 10 people there have no idea what they are doing and are doing things wrong to the point of potentially dangerous

Of those 8 people doing things wrong, 6 are on their phones 75% of the time or greater, taking up space and lying to themselves

I have yet to see one personal trainer who's not fat and out of shape