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Siliconemelons

Siliconemelons

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Bitch in front of me while driving... after sitting at a light, once we all start moving tosses her entire fucking ash tray out the window with 3+ packs of cig buds and soot all over the place all over my man van... ruuuusstttllleeeddd....couldent have just tossed them while at the stop light and made a pile- NO must scatter it all to the wind!



Is it taking your company that long to buy you the software or just get someone down to load it for you? most likely if its the latter your 2nd teir or 1st teir IT is understaffed, fire 1 or 2 "systems analysts" or programmer or whatever the fuck ya call it who sits there makes 60k+ to monitor systems and reboot the server if it goes down and hire more 1st/2nd...all while 1st and 2nd teir IT run their fucking brains out and get tossed maybe 30k a year... RUUSSSTTLLEED MYYSEELLFF REEPPLLYINGG
 
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an accordion_sl

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xadion_sl said:
Bitch in front of me while driving... after sitting at a light, once we all start moving tosses her entire fucking ash tray out the window with 3+ packs of cig buds and soot all over the place all over my man van... ruuuusstttllleeeddd....couldent have just tossed them while at the stop light and made a pile- NO must scatter it all to the wind!



Is it taking your company that long to buy you the software or just get someone down to load it for you? most likely if its the latter your 2nd teir or 1st teir IT is understaffed, fire 1 or 2 "systems analysts" or programmer or whatever the fuck ya call it who sits there makes 60k+ to monitor systems and reboot the server if it goes down and hire more 1st/2nd...all while 1st and 2nd teir IT run their fucking brains out and get tossed maybe 30k a year... RUUSSSTTLLEED MYYSEELLFF REEPPLLYINGG
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Approve and purchase... shit sucks.
 
Siliconemelons

Siliconemelons

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an accordion_sl said:
Approve and purchase... shit sucks.
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Purchasing I think in every damned business when presented with something technological goes apeshit and passes it around to 5 or more people to make sure its okay! lol - yeah it takes time, sorry I sped off on my onwn rustlement there... where I work our Sr. VP of Technology has to approve 99% of technology purchases- and that includes petty cash- we needed some HDMI or something cable and had to put it under an audio cable rather than computer cable or the 20$ petty cash would be denied and sent to him for approval... dont he have better things to do?! and its not EVEN HIS BUDGET or one he is responseable for in any way! argh I need to go to bed i am rustled tonight.
 
Grumpus

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Over sized kids strollers. We built my store to the specifications for wheel chairs, there is tons of room. Then every fat useless piece of shit mom comes in with a giant over sized stroller and complains that there isn't space. If its big enough for a wheelchair its big enough for your shitty kid. It made it out of your gaping vagina didnt it? It can fit down a god damn isle, buy smaller strollers you cunts.
 
Swagdaddy

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the absurdly over sexualized clothes tween girls wear these days

i was at fort mchenry a few months ago and there was a middle school from arizona visiting for their "summer trip" or whatever

13 year olds were wearing yoga pants and super small booty shorts, with their parents with them seeming casual as hell

i was creeped out pals
 
Adebisi

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Porn tagged amateur when clearly it's professional.

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Arbitrary

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Swagdaddy_sl said:
the absurdly over sexualized clothes tween girls wear these days
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I was at a yard sale last Thursday and a mother and daughter were there buying. The daughter looked maybe 14-15 and had tiny shorts on with a frilly bra-like two inch wide tube top barely covered by a t-shirt looked like it was previously owned by Bruce Banner.

I felt like an old man. Why isn't your kid in school? Why is she dressed like a hooker? How are the straight male and lesbian female students and teachers supposed to concentrate with something like this around?
 
Aaron

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The phrase "show me" from Fringe. Rustles my Jimmies big time whenever I hear it :S
 
Void

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Fast forwarding porn to find a good part, going too far and ending up on the money shot in her mouth, and realizing my mouth is open too.
 
Ichu

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People who say yes to receipts on automatic machines and then leave the receipt hanging there.
 
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this was going to go in the gun thread but i'm so over-rustled now i can hardly stand it. they arrested two shitbags in connection with the park shooting that injured 13 in chicago. one of them:
...."Police identified Champ as a convicted felon and a documented street gang member. He was convicted of unlawful use of a weapon by a felon in July 2012 and was sentenced to boot camp at the Cook County Department of Corrections."...

CONVICTED of unlawful use of a weapon by a felon and he gets BOOT CAMP? and all these fucking liberal retards want to blame the guns? why don't you start with enforcing the laws on the books, and taking former military personnel seriously when they say they're hearing voices.
 
Borzak

Borzak

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People who can only follow a flow chart and can't use what people used to refer to as common sense. I'm looking to rent a house/apartment for a year long contract out of state. I got turned down due to no recent rental history. I currently own 2 homes (with no mortgage), own land, have a credit score of just under 800, own a business, some of the best personal and business references you can possibly imagine including a board member of Exxon/Mobil as a personal one.

But without recent rental history of a cheap apartment I am too risky lol. I even offered to pay 12 months up front cash and they said they had no provision to do that.
 
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