Whats rustling your jimmies?

Taloo_sl

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I have a feeling I know who you're talking about. I've played M:tG at MegaGames in Springfield MO a lot. She always seemed like a bitch.
Then you know. I moved out of state and only met her once a few months before he was killed. Ran into him at the LGS while I was visiting and was talking to him about going somewhere and catching up when she came in. She literally got between the two of us and made it clear he was was leaving with her and going home. He was leaving her when she killed him. His mom already bought his plane ticket.
 

Aaron

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Summer's coming and my bum hair is starting to get sweaty and clingy.
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It's times like this I wish I were gay so I could wax my arse.
 

The Ancient_sl

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Went to my local McDonald's for a Shamrock Shake. Go inside, wait 5 minutes and the person in front of me only ordered 12 cookies and nothing happened the whole time. Get in the car and go to the drive-thru. Wait another 5 minutes and no one comes to the speaker so I try to drive away. 3 cars are ahead of me and 1 behind me so I can't get out. Wait another 10 minutes at least and I get to the window. I tell the lady that I waited over 20 minutes with no one helping me. I find out the lane I went in had a speaker that didn't work but there was no sign or anything saying so. I tell her all I want is a Shamrock Shake and she tells me their shake machine is broken but they have smoothies. Jimmies VERY rustled.
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Aaron

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OK, this doesn't really rustle my jimmies, more like rattles my bones: When Facebook suggests a friend you may know, and you did know him, and went to his funeral a couple of years back. /shudder
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Cad

scientia potentia est
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Had a get together with my law firm and did a lot of personal bonding time and realized one of my bosses is a full on SJW. This is a 50 year old white man that makes 1.5M+ a year. What the fuck.
 

Brikker

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Eight year relationship ending during the trial for my best friends murderer. Trial ran M-F and I was there every day for our friends and his family who are from out of state and don't know anyone. Tuesday night she gets pissy because I don't want to talk on the phone. Friday night after the verdict I apologize and tell her I just need a few more days to deal with it on my own and give her examples of what I've been dealing with. Like trying to keep people from breaking down or fighting in the courthouse when his killers family laughs at his mom and sister in the halls. Seeing pictures of his body. Chasing his sister out of the courthouse when the verdict of EIGHT YEARS for shooting my friend in the back of the head at 3am on a dirt road, stuffing him in her trunk, and taking him to a pig farm is read. Ending up between her and a cliff edge. Having something inside me just break when I get her to sit down and she starts screaming in anguish. Fucked up stuff. She tells me if I don't talk to her NOW we're over. We had talked about getting married when I can go back to Florida in another couple months. Fuck her. I haven't called her and I wont.
I'd imagine that's plenty of reason to end the relationship yourself and realize you're getting off better.
 

Taloo_sl

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I'd imagine that's plenty of reason to end the relationship yourself and realize you're getting off better.
People get upset and make mistakes. If she had apologized and tried to explain what she was thinking I would have listened at least. Instead I got a message that started with "I hope you have a nice life" today. Didn't read it. It's over and done with for me.
 

Denamian

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Left headlight didn't come on when I headed out for work tonight, so naturally I get pulled over twice on the way to work. First stop takes nearly 10 minutes for the trooper to run my license and issue me a fix it ticket. The local cop who pulled me over maybe 2 minutes later insisted on running my license himself despite showing him the ticket I had just gotten. Ended up getting to work with less than a minute before I was officially late.
 

popsicledeath

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Fucking Comcast/Xfinity. Constant playback issues where it's choppy and the sound cuts out. Constant desyncing where shit doesn't show up on the hard drive. Will occasionally try to watch a recorded program and a little ways in it kicks it out, and will never fast forward or play past a certain point. Figured out it's because it'll randomly not think we have a subscription to anything but local tv. Happened tonight while trying to watch game 7 of Spurs and Clippers: this channel is FREE if you pay for a subscription! Fucking assholes. Try to call, their phones are busy. Try to go online, the account won't log in. I hope someone finally bombs their shitty asses.

Feel free to be rustled when I copy/paste this to the Comcast thread!
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Big Phoenix

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Jimmies approaching maximum rustle. Paying for 50mbit connection but only been pulling 25mbit for the past 3-4 months. Either Cox is being lying assholes when they said everyone speed is doubling or they have some tards working there. Took me 7 hours to download GTA V.
 

Palum

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I had 50mbit and got 10/mo offer to get 100 so and I'm running ~ 120 usually. Noice.

What part of town you in?
 

Abefroman

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Jimmies approaching maximum rustle. Paying for 50mbit connection but only been pulling 25mbit for the past 3-4 months. Either Cox is being lying assholes when they said everyone speed is doubling or they have some tards working there. Took me 7 hours to download GTA V.
What's the model number of your modem?