Whats rustling your jimmies?

Kreugen

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Yeah but every time you see someone driving like a total asshole you still do that thing where you try to summon a cop with your mind like it's the Matrix.

DEAGLE and summary execution included.
 

JVIRUS

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People who drive around with expired plates from 3 years ago but I get pulled over for going 5mph over the limit.
A high school buddy worked all summer to pay for his license test and a roadworthy car. The FIRST DAY of cruising alone he gets pulled over for going 62 on a 55.
 

Big Phoenix

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fucking cox communications.

Live in an HOA that supplies basic cable and its something that they simply can not fathom when it comes to dealing with service/billing issues. Made even worse that recently it was changed to digital cable and we were given a cable box.

And god damn switch to useless chip and pin credit cards. Bank sent me a new card and canceled my old one which was setup to autopay my internet bill which of course resulted in a nsf fee from cox.
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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"Please enjoy this Verizon ringback tone while your party is reached."
I'm witcha bro. And what killed me was that the first time I heard it, my sister was all like"yeah isn't it awesome, i can set a different one for each person in my phone book, what do you want to hear when you call me?" "Umm, how about just turn it off for me, it's annoying. I'd rather hear ring ring ring." "Oh, i can't remember how to do it right now, I'll do it later". Bitch, you just set the fucking ringback tone earlier that day, how the fuck do you not remember how to do it now? It's been like 5 years maybe. Still hear that shit when I call her.
 

Palum

what Suineg set it to
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I guess Verizon isn't popular here because I've never heard it.
You've never heard of the single largest cellular phone provider in the US? Not much call for it, eh?

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Pyros

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You've never heard of the single largest cellular phone provider in the US? Not much call for it, eh?
He didn't say of it, he said it, as in the Verizon ringback tone. I guess it's more a testament of people you call not being complete retards than Verizon's popularity though.
 

Borzak

Silver Baron of the Realm
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You've never heard of the single largest cellular phone provider in the US? Not much call for it, eh?

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Almost 100% of the people here use AT&T in all 3 states I have lived in. If you look at the coverage map the only coverage you get for the others is right down the interstate coordier. I've heard of them, I've never heard of the music thing thing play while you wait.
 

uncognito

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had a fire at my house and my social security card, ID, insurance card, passport, and birth certificate all burned. Getting a replacement ID or SS card is such a huge pain in the ass without having one or the other.

fuck the system.
 

Nester

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My heat is out for the third winter in a row......

Fuck home inspectors, next house gets a dedicated plumbing and electrical inspection beyond the normal house inspection. If the plumber was not a friend of mine....I would be suspect.

When radiant in floor heat works it's great, when it does not, the diagnosis is a pain.
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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Picked up a my gamers club unlocked subscription from bestbuy today. Bloodborne was sold out so I just went home and tried to order it online. Tried to register the account "We're sorry this information doesn't match". Call up customer service "I'm sorry sir but the member id you gave me is for someone else". Ok well I have the receipt and the physical card with the member id in my hands right now. "Ok we'll transfer it over". "Ok sir, you're all set, it will take 7 days for the GCU to transfer to your new my best buy member id number". Wait, why can't you just do it now? "Well we have to contact our technical department". Ok give me the number I'll contact them myself so I can get it taken care of. "Sorry sir, we can only contact them via email or our ticketing software".

So now I gotta go back to the store, cancel and refund the erroneous membership and buy a new one so I can get Bloodborne for the discounted price this week. Fuck you Best Buy!
 

RobXIII

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My heat is out for the third winter in a row......

Fuck home inspectors, next house gets a dedicated plumbing and electrical inspection beyond the normal house inspection. If the plumber was not a friend of mine....I would be suspect.

When radiant in floor heat works it's great, when it does not, the diagnosis is a pain.
Most Home inspectors kinda suck, and it's weird that in most states they don't even need to be certified. My first house I went with the Real estate lady's recommendation. Don't. They just want to move the house quickly, so of course no problems show up.