Whats rustling your jimmies?

Charter offering a deal where you get "Free DVR service." Took me a minute to figure out why clicking "yes, I want free DVR service" was increasing the cost in my cart. Turns out theserviceis free, but not the box. And that's only for one box. If you add a second DVR, the service fee jumps to $10.

Why? Because old people!

Good news, though, they offer HD channels for free! Err, not free, just the same cost as leasing a SD box.

On Rustled principle alone I cannot give my money to these assholes.

put it on youtube man. so long as you go through official channels government agencies won't do shit.

Alasliasolonik_sl said:

The mailman (fat fucking piles of shit, most 350+ pound black ladies) that drive around in mail trucks in South Carolina. We order a shit ton of food from this site called goldbelly, I highly suggest it if your town is utter ass for food. It has everything from Chicago hotdogs that come with a few packs of buns, mustard, relish etc etc, new york pizza, everything that you want to eat but is a plane ride away.... soooo

Fed-Ex and UPS (brown truck) both come every day to our house to drop off whatever the wife orders and all the other random shit. Sometimes goldbelly likes to use the normal postal service and the mail carriers just straight up refuse to leave their truck because their legs might explode from walking to the front door. It's about every 3 days that we just don't get mail and for this house to not get mail is simply impossible.

Most the time if they wiggle their way out of the truck they make it to about 15 feet away from the front door and just fucking toss the package near it. Sometimes they just leave that white box full of shit at the door... there is 1 dude and 1 lady that refuse to leave the vehicle and just leave everytbing in the truck for the next day where someone else can do their fucking job.

These food items cannot be stalled and kept another 24 fuckimg hours otherwise it's straight up ruined. At this point, Goldbelly tbinks we are just trying to get free shit every week or so but it's purely because of fat, fucking lazy, ugly mother fuckers. I intalled a front door cam JUST for the sole purpose of watching these dumbfucks throw packages at our door.

I have given video proof of all this nonsense and the postmaster is just one of these fucks that has been promoted. Every day, I get angry, I don't get my fucking mail or pizzas or crab or my god damned relish.

I am fucking triggered.

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How fat are you? Not only do you get your fucking fooddeliveredto you almost daily, you're bitching that it isn't leftdirectlyon your doorstep.

Alasliasolonik_sl said:

The mailman (fat fucking piles of shit, most 350+ pound black ladies) that drive around in mail trucks in South Carolina. We order a shit ton of food from this site called goldbelly, I highly suggest it if your town is utter ass for food. It has everything from Chicago hotdogs that come with a few packs of buns, mustard, relish etc etc, new york pizza, everything that you want to eat but is a plane ride away.... soooo

Fed-Ex and UPS (brown truck) both come every day to our house to drop off whatever the wife orders and all the other random shit. Sometimes goldbelly likes to use the normal postal service and the mail carriers just straight up refuse to leave their truck because their legs might explode from walking to the front door. It's about every 3 days that we just don't get mail and for this house to not get mail is simply impossible.

Most the time if they wiggle their way out of the truck they make it to about 15 feet away from the front door and just fucking toss the package near it. Sometimes they just leave that white box full of shit at the door... there is 1 dude and 1 lady that refuse to leave the vehicle and just leave everytbing in the truck for the next day where someone else can do their fucking job.

These food items cannot be stalled and kept another 24 fuckimg hours otherwise it's straight up ruined. At this point, Goldbelly tbinks we are just trying to get free shit every week or so but it's purely because of fat, fucking lazy, ugly mother fuckers. I intalled a front door cam JUST for the sole purpose of watching these dumbfucks throw packages at our door.

I have given video proof of all this nonsense and the postmaster is just one of these fucks that has been promoted. Every day, I get angry, I don't get my fucking mail or pizzas or crab or my god damned relish.

I am fucking triggered.

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Woman i've been seeing owns a parrot, she owns a large cage for the parrot but believes the parrot should not be caged, so it freely resides on a perch attached to the cage.

Bird shits on everyone and everything about every 20 minutes.

It walks off its cage and goes to her in the morning and night.

It bites her sporadically while on her shoulders.

Bird does not bite me, as it usually does not want to be carried by me.

Bird does not get off the cage in the morning to bother me.

Generally I wake up go to the cage pet the bird and get its bowls and get its food ready. Bird never gets off the cage until the woman wakes up.

Somehow i have to come up with solutions that dont involve her setting boundraies. Apparently she cant understand why the bird doesnt just listen to what she says and behave accordingly like a rational human adult.

Voyce_sl said:

and get its bowls and get its food ready.

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Rat poison.

A mile of road paving in both directions that runs through a walmart, a shopping mall, and the busiest, most accident-prone intersection in the county. In the daytime. On a weekday. In December.

Apologies for bumping this thread over the men with tits, but this is why we need to legalize drugs and murder.

Kreugen_sl said:

A mile of road paving in both directions that runs through a walmart, a shopping mall, and the busiest, most accident-prone intersection in the county. In the daytime. On a weekday. In December.

Apologies for bumping this thread over the men with tits, but this is why we need to legalize drugs and murder.

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Electric Wizard - Legalize Drugs Murder (2012)(EP) - YouTube

I don't know how to embed cause I'm dumb.

Funny enough,

It rustles me hard that to embed a youtube video you click the "Insert Video" button, but instead of using any of the usefull "share" links that youtube provides you just have to copy and paste the actual broswer address to the youtube full page. It is about as counter intuitive as it gets.

Add the fact that i keep forgetting this and keep C&Ping the share links anyway..

My step mother's Christmas present was stolen off my front porch. I hope they enjoy their copy of "Momofuku" and "The Food Lab Cookbook"...

You're just lucky it wasn't delivered by drone

Company I'll soon be working for does their hires through an outside agency. Who has been fucking around for three weeks. Most recently over my HS diploma since I was pulled out during 8th and home schooled. Spoke to the confused dumbass last Monday about it and told her "This diploma is all you need. I know it doesn't list an institution, there wasn't one. Call the FDOE if you need to verify it. I also have the supervising educators personal number if you need it.". Call this Monday and she says "Everything's cleared why haven't you started your assignment?". Because no one has fucking called me woman and I can't. So she says she'll look into it and call me back. People I'm working for want me on the fucking job but can't do anything till they clear me so instead of overseeing million dollar contracts they are playing phone tag with a fucking hiring agency. Who apparently told them today they couldn't verify my diploma but can't be fucked to return my calls or answer my e-mails or contact me themselves if there's an issue over something they told me was resolved three days ago.

MOTHER FUCKERS I HAVE A PHONE. CALL IT IF YOU'RE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO DO YOUR JOB. Honestly. How does an agency whose only purpose is to be 3rd party HR not know how to verify a fucking diploma? It's got my name on it. It's got the educators LIC# and name. You've already verified I am who I say I am. Fucking call the state DoE or call me and I'll hold your retarded god damn hand and we can sort it out together. Why is this even an issue? It's a high school diploma. I imagine I've never had this issue before because no one else really felt the need to get a third party to verify I'm not pulling a fast one because I'm too god damn dumb to get a GED. Bitch, I'll get a GED today if it helps, I'm sitting here pissing away $200+ a day while you FUCK OFF.

Dr. who ran my drug test called me when I failed that shit. Said blah blah I cut him off and said I knew and I know, what's your fax. He had my proof of Rx 5 minutes later, called me back and said cool, you're good since you're supposed to be chock full of amphetamines. It ain't fucking hard to sort shirt out IF YOU USE THE GOD DAMN PHONE.

Edit** I am kinda fucking hot. Wrote this after leaving my 8th message with these people since Monday. Because the only time she answered was 8:05 Monday morning. Their office is in Orlando and I will god damn drive down there and sort this out in person if I do not have this taken care of tomorrow. I am fucking DONE with this bullshit.

Voyce_sl said:

Woman i've been seeing owns a parrot, she owns a large cage for the parrot but believes the parrot should not be caged, so it freely resides on a perch attached to the cage.

Bird shits on everyone and everything about every 20 minutes.

It walks off its cage and goes to her in the morning and night.

It bites her sporadically while on her shoulders.

Bird does not bite me, as it usually does not want to be carried by me.

Bird does not get off the cage in the morning to bother me.

Generally I wake up go to the cage pet the bird and get its bowls and get its food ready. Bird never gets off the cage until the woman wakes up.

Somehow i have to come up with solutions that dont involve her setting boundraies. Apparently she cant understand why the bird doesnt just listen to what she says and behave accordingly like a rational human adult.

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My wife had a bird. We had kids. We got rid of the bird. It thing bane of my existence. Getvher pregnant.

Normally I buy fresh-made brats from a local place but they tend not to carry them this time of year (no one but me is grilling in the winter apparently), so I was forced to go the Johnsonville route. Whichever asshat decided to only put 5 brats in a package despite the fact that every package of buns ever comes in packs of 6 should die in a fire.

Costco dropping Amex after having one just basically because of it.