Whats rustling your jimmies?

Nirgon

Log Wizard
15,049
24,756
Dirtbags walking around in wide brimmed hats at the mall acting like they are the shit with nothing going for them in life
 

Vinyard_sl

shitlord
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16
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That fucking thing these swagfags do with their eyes.
 

Xequecal

Trump's Staff
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-2,388
I have another one: Chicks that are constantly fishing for compliments. We have a new employee and I'm getting this shit all the time now.

(While browsing the Internet on my phone at lunch) "Make sure you don't accidentally take a picture of me with that, I look like shit."

"Oh, a soda. You just have to tempt me by drinking that in front of me so I'll go buy one and get even fatter."

"It's so warm outside, I wish I looked like I did 3 years ago when I could actually go to the beach."

It's so, so tempting to make a cynical or sarcastic remark but I don't want her to like break down crying, or worse, file a sexual harassment complaint.
 

zombiewizardhawk

Potato del Grande
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13,460
If she files a sexual harassment complaint, defend yourself by saying "If she looked like she did 3 years ago then maybe I would've actually harassed her".
 

Grumpus

Molten Core Raider
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224
Bosses who constently need to prove whos boss, even to the point of making things worse for themselves just to prove a point. Dont let your self worth issues make the workplace misersble
 

vGrade

Potato del Grande
1,798
2,812
The British calling diapers nappies. The press "Oh Prince William,have you changed your first nappie yet?" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TEA DRINKING HOMOS




































MURICA
 

taebin

Same trailer, different park
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450
People or tandems who monopolize a single piece of equipment in the gym. One squat rack? K I'm gonna do 5 sets of squats, then 5 sets of dead lifts, then 1 legged squats, then shrugs, then fucking BICEP CURLS with the fucking bar (???). Get fucked.
 

McCheese

SW: Sean, CW: Crone, GW: Wizardhawk
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4,349
People or tandems who monopolize a single piece of equipment in the gym. One squat rack? K I'm gonna do 5 sets of squats, then 5 sets of dead lifts, then 1 legged squats, then shrugs, then fucking BICEP CURLS with the fucking bar (???). Get fucked.
I agree with hating the bicep curls at the power rack. However, I have no problem with someone spending lots of time at it as long as they're doing exercises that require the use of it.

Have you ever asked if you can work in? My gym only has 2 power racks so it's quite common for people to alternate their sets so that twice as many people can make use of the equipment. No one has ever asked me (because I go when it's practically empty) but I'd have no problem letting someone alternate with me if they asked.
 

taebin

Same trailer, different park
973
450
Well there's two people (boyfriend/girlfriend I assume) who are taking turns. Obviously the plates are having to be changed every single set for both of them. So if I come into the equation that's gonna be 3 different plate swaps. They are actually using the equipment and not taking long breaks in between so I can't complain too much, but the fact they chain one set of exercises after another on the same piece of equipment is annoying. I got there at 6:15pm and head to squat rack, see they are on it so go do elliptical for 5 minutes to warm up and give them time. I'm done warming up, so do 3 sets of leg press. They are still going strong, swapping plates, etc. I do 3 sets of quad extension. 3 sets of hamstring curl. 3 sets of calf raises. THEY ARE STILL THERE. It's 6:45pm.

My fault for going during the busiest part of the day. I should get up at 5:30 and go get it over with. But still rustles 'em something fierce.
 

vGrade

Potato del Grande
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2,812
screaming kids and the parents who find it cute/funny
If my kids were running around screaming I would spank their ass so bad you would be like " Hey man it's cool. They arent bothering me" in your uncomfortable situation voice like a little bitch.

Unfortunately my kid looks like this and no one is that bad ass enough to spank the cuteness

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