Whats rustling your jimmies?

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McCheese

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Vinyard_sl said:
screaming kids and the parents who find it cute/funny
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Wow, timely! I was just at the supermarket and there was this obese little (age, not size) Mexican girl and her obese Mexican mother, and the girl was running around yelling like a demon in Spanish and touching all the produce, moving stuff on shelves, etc. with her dirty little sausage fingers. Mom is just strolling around not even noticing.

I went on my way and did my shopping, and as I was leaving I saw the fat little piglet standing in an aisle crying and yelling "Mama! Mama!", clearly lost. I looked down at her and strolled past. I'd say I hope she was kidnapped, but I doubt even the strongest kidnappers would be able to lift her.
 
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McCheese_sl said:
Wow, timely! I was just at the supermarket and there was this obese little (age, not size) Mexican girl and her obese Mexican mother, and the girl was running around yelling like a demon in Spanish and touching all the produce, moving stuff on shelves, etc. with her dirty little sausage fingers. Mom is just strolling around not even noticing.

I went on my way and did my shopping, and as I was leaving I saw the fat little piglet standing in an aisle crying and yelling "Mama! Mama!", clearly lost.I looked down at her and strolled past. I'd say I hope she was kidnapped, but I doubt even the strongest kidnappers would be able to lift her.
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to McCheese again.

This is why I come here.
 
Izo

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Do any of you three, Vinyard, McCheese, Sandman_Actual, have kids yourself? Is it safe to say your mom nursed you, just a little or did you grow up fending wolves and stuff? Just curious
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What rustles my jimmies these days? mmmmm, I donno, pitbull dog whisperers obviously.
 
Mr_Bungle

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perfectionists. When I was in 4th grade this girl who always turned in every homework assignment and aced every test forgot her homework one day and was so hysterical she was crying and had to go to the nurse. Pisses me off to this day.
 
Adebisi

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Piece of shit timekeeping/billing software.

Managers who want you to report your time every time you scratch your ass.

Managers who get mad that you report your time honestly so they can accurately evaluate how long it takes to launch a project, but get nervous when you report that you're working 12+ hour days.
 
Grumpus

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Adebisi_sl said:
Managers who get mad that you report your time honestly so they can accurately evaluate how long it takes to launch a project, but get nervous when you report that you're working 12+ hour days.
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Mother of god this rustled the jimmy out of my jimmy's.

"Work harder! Not enough is getting done"
"ok"
"What the fuck you worked 100 hours this pay period, don't do that again"
 
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If my kids were running around screaming I would spank their ass so bad you would be like " Hey man it's cool. They arent bothering me" in your uncomfortable situation voice like a little bitch.

Unfortunately my kid looks like this and no one is that bad ass enough to spank the cuteness

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ill sell your kid to kony
 
Jait

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Vinyard_sl said:
screaming kids and the parents who find it cute/funny
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Fuck you.

There's just as many if not more people who give me dirty looks for spanking my kids monkey-ass in public. Not to mention the fear of having them taken away in this hippy dippy douchy world.

It's no win.
 
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Vinyard_sl

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Jait_sl said:
Fuck you.

There's just as many if not more people who give me dirty looks for spanking my kids monkey-ass in public. Not to mention the fear of having them taken away in this hippy dippy douchy world.


It's no win.
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As long as you don't laugh at it or try to ignore it, the rustling of jimmies wasnt in your direction. It was for those that DO
 
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coworkers that touch my computer screen with their greasy fingers. you can point...you can point with your finger really close if you think you have to. but why the fuck do you actually have to touch the screen?
 
Void

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Xequecal_sl said:
I have another one: Chicks that are constantly fishing for compliments. We have a new employee and I'm getting this shit all the time now.

(While browsing the Internet on my phone at lunch) "Make sure you don't accidentally take a picture of me with that, I look like shit."

"Oh, a soda. You just have to tempt me by drinking that in front of me so I'll go buy one and get even fatter."

"It's so warm outside, I wish I looked like I did 3 years ago when I could actually go to the beach."

It's so, so tempting to make a cynical or sarcastic remark but I don't want her to like break down crying, or worse, file a sexual harassment complaint.
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You realize she's not fishing for compliments as much as she wants your P in her V. Assuming you have a P. Fuck me and my cisgender misogyny!

The "screensaver" thing happens to me constantly. My favorite one this week is the internet acting up, and every single person in the company (only 15'ish, but still) calling to tell me. Like I am somehow responsible for it, or can magically make it all better. But, I'm playing Minecraft at work, so I guess I can live with being the only person even remotely tech savvy here.
 
Fadaar

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sublimenerdery_sl said:
coworkers that touch my computer screen with their greasy fingers. you can point...you can point with your finger really close if you think you have to. but why the fuck do you actually have to touch the screen?
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Oh god this one gets me too. My friends know I will bitch slap them if they ever touch my monitors, especially my 27" Crossover because the screen is glass.
 
Mr_Bungle

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People who constantly talk about how they are a vegetarian or vegan. Not that I dislike vegetarian or vegan people, but constantly plugging it in every conversation is fucking obnoxious.
 
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Mr_Bungle_sl said:
People who constantly talk about how they are a vegetarian or vegan. Not that I dislike vegetarian or vegan people, but constantly plugging it in every conversation is fucking obnoxious.
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It's the same fuckwits that have to let everyone know they drive a Prius. Drive a Prius, that's cool man. Just don't expect me to suck your dick over it.
 
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