Whats rustling your jimmies?

Swagdaddy

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when im a bit ahead in the morning and have like 15 minutes before i have to head out to work to listen to some music or eat a snack

bang gotta take a shit, and it turns out to be a twenty wiper that not only absorbs the 15 minutes but even causes me to be late

shit rustles me good
 

Kreugen

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This is what i'd do. Keep the bottle in the car and spike your sweet tea. Also, since they're baptist, bring some music and start dancing. Or better yet, bring a guitar and claim to be a musician and play it. Even better if you can't actually play anything, it won't matter to them.
Oh, there will be music I'm sure. The kind of music you normally only hear at funerals.

I do have a flask but unless I put liquid heroin in it I don't think it would get me through hours of old people talking about their blood pressure and gout.
 

Malice_sl

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when im a bit ahead in the morning and have like 15 minutes before i have to head out to work to listen to some music or eat a snack

bang gotta take a shit, and it turns out to be a twenty wiper that not only absorbs the 15 minutes but even causes me to be late

shit rustles me good
Save that shit for work, get paid for it. WITCHCRAFT.
 

Fifey

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Oh, there will be music I'm sure. The kind of music you normally only hear at funerals.

I do have a flask but unless I put liquid heroin in it I don't think it would get me through hours of old people talking about their blood pressure and gout.
Liquid heroin you say?

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Burren

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Oh, there will be music I'm sure. The kind of music you normally only hear at funerals.

I do have a flask but unless I put liquid heroin in it I don't think it would get me through hours of old people talking about their blood pressure and gout.
How old are you? Don't. Fucking. Go.
 

Mures

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http://www.nola.com/politics/index.s...on_in_ice.html

"More than $15 million worth of ice purchased for Hurricane Isaac victims in Louisiana was allowed to melt or was given away by the state to private entities, according to a report released by the state office of inspector general on Thursday. The mishandling of the incident means 10-pound bags of ice, originally $2.10 each, ended up costing more than $28 apiece, including transportation costs."
 
http://www.nola.com/politics/index.s...on_in_ice.html

"More than $15 million worth of ice purchased for Hurricane Isaac victims in Louisiana was allowed to melt or was given away by the state to private entities, according to a report released by the state office of inspector general on Thursday. The mishandling of the incident means 10-pound bags of ice, originally $2.10 each, ended up costing more than $28 apiece, including transportation costs."
my unit prob handed out at least 2 mil in ice in the ninth ward. I was rustled the whole time
 

Mr_Bungle

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It's a choice between one shitty day or having to hear about for fucking FOREVER
If they never stop bitching about it just remind them you are a grown ass man and you can make your own decisions.
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Jimmie rustler: when people constantly show off pictures of their kids to everyone whenever they get the tiniest window of opportunity.
 

Adebisi

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People who feel the need to write FAIL or EPIC FAIL on every random/funny image.

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I don't need to read that shit.

Bonus rustle if someone has to circle where the funny is, as if I'm retarded.

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herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr theres the funny, guys! hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr