Whats rustling your jimmies?

Ritley

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Deathwing_sl said:
People that unbuckle at a urinal.
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nuday

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I knew a guy that did the butters thing at urinals until we were in high school. Walking in the bathroom without knowing he was there and BAM. Dude ass.
 
Eomer

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Deathwing_sl said:
I'm not sure how unbuttoning your pants helps with your shake off.
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I find with my massive wang that having it constricted by the slit in my boxers and/or my opened fly results in getting a massive dribble when I put it back in my pants. Therefore I unbuckle my belt.
 
Soygen

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I don't have a giant dick, but I do have some jeans with a tiny zipper-hole. I gotta' unbuckle when I wear those.
 
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Deathwing_sl said:
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This thread would be 3 pages long if people minded their own business.
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Most of these involve someone inconveniencing you or impacting you in some way. What does unbuckling at the urinal have to do with you at all? Thats just senseless.
 
Deathwing

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It doesn't affect me at all. Not a requirement for jimmie rustling though. People that get winded from taking a shit annoy me too. Going to overreact to that too?
 
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Deathwing_sl said:
It doesn't affect me at all. Not a requirement for jimmie rustling though. People that get winded from taking a shit annoy me too. Going to overreact to that too?
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Nope, I also get annoyed by fat people that I can hear breathing from 20 feet away.
 
Soygen

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Deathwing is spending entirely too much time in public restrooms.
 
Deathwing

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Cad_sl said:
Nope, I also get annoyed by fat people that I can hear breathing from 20 feet away.
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Awesome! Let's revel in our shared jimmie umbrage!

I think the guy that unbuckles at work is a fattie too, so it might be indirectly that. Probably has to undo his pants just to get his gunt out of the way. Hope none of you are eating. Also, it annoys me from an efficiency standpoint. I guess I've never worn pants would require unzipping and unbuttoning.


Soy, I'm the towel holder at the Ritz.
 
Korrupt

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My jimmes are sizzling.... Big women are driving wild today, people driving slow in the left lane, and the parking garage at my work for some reason turns people into retards locked into a cage that someone just threw a box of glowing crayons into.
 
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Krassus_sl said:
My jimmes are sizzling.... Big women are driving wild today, people driving slow in the left lane, and the parking garage at my work for some reason turns people into retards locked into a cage that someone just threw a box of glowing crayons into.
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One of those days you wished you drove a tank.
 
Aamry

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Oh man, I made the mistake of buying button fly jeans once. I looked good in them, but if I had to piss, fuck that shit man, may as well sit down and try to take a shit as well.

Since I'm in construction, I hate people who don't keep the porta toilet somewhat clean. Seriously, what if you have to use it again. Also, the one at the jobsite I was at today is dark blue, sitting in the sun. I sweat more trying to take a dump than being up on the roof.
 
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