Keep em in the fridge, then press down on them slightly on a hard surface while giving a quarter twist = no more Reese Racing Stripes on the wrapper.
Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Being 18 and intoxicated. Leaving a party with a chick. Going to her place and fooling around a bit. Getting in bed with her after she changes into panties and a tank top. Discovering that you are the person with the least hairy chest in that particular room. Spending the rest of the horrible awkward night/morning trying not to fuck a gorilla. True story, just couldn't do it. She was really cute too.People who feel the need to write FAIL or EPIC FAIL on every random/funny image.
I don't need to read that shit.
Bonus rustle if someone has to circle where the funny is, as if I'm retarded.
herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr theres the funny, guys! hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Saw this post on tumblr tonight. I don't know why I continue to go there. SO many fucking feminazis. The OP makes a good point: Why should I respect a woman if there is nothing to respect. Feminazi's reply? Unfollow gif. My jimmies are sorely rustled.
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Tumblr is a great source of porn as long as the camwhore has properly tagged her photos. It's not worth sifting through pages and pages of Dr. Who and IT Crowd 3x3 animated and subtitled gifs just to find one good nudie. But with self tags, it's still full of clothed who-gives-a-fuck shots, but bearable.
Tumblr is a perfect example of giving voices to people who don't deserve it. Just post tits or stfu.
Tumblr is a perfect example of giving voices to people who don't deserve it. Just post tits or stfu.
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People who chew/swallow loud as hell. The chewing thing really rustles me, but the swallowing thing is even worse. Smacking your mouth/lips is bad enough, but why in the fuck does it sound like you are swallowing a fucking golf ball every time you take a drink?
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Obama Slander - There is much to complain about Mr. President. There is plenty of reason to dislike him and not support him.
There is no reason to make shit up, beyond trolling.
The president set himself up as a beacon of Hope. Then he lets himself get torn down. He shrugs it off as having thick skin - it's not about you. It's about the smallfolk that looked up to you. If a beacon of Hope can be shitted on every day then what about those already in shit? Kardashians all over the news for slandering some whocares or having her slander them. We've endured 5? years of Obama slander. The shit is illegal! I hate having it all over the place and in my face. still! The stories shouldn't encourage the lies, they should be systematically hunting down the sources and revealing them for the evils they are.
The arguments are nonsensical. The arguments are false. Clearly made up. Why are they being propagated? "$2 for a candybar? Fuck Obama! I started the week with $40 and it's only Wednesday and I'm out - as he holds a bag full of overpriced convenience store junk food when both Wal*Mart, Sam's Club, and grocery store are less than 5 mins away". It's not Obama you fuckshit. We voted for Capitalism and here it is. You cannot blame everything on Socialism.
"Obama sucks Muslim dick!" is a common phrase. First, he doesn't. Second, both sexual orientation, religion, and ethnicity are tired, beaten talking points that hold no relevance anymore.
Stop polluting my environment with your hatred and inability to understand. And if you're waiting in line, decide what you want to order. And if you're not ready to order, get the fuck out of line. Take a shower.
Edit: I didn't vote for Obama
Cleavage Shirts: I like tits but I don't want to look at them all time. Yet if they're there, they will steal at least a moment of my time. Nobody's got time for that. If I can't show my balls, you shouldn't be able to show yours.
Smokers on not being able to smoke anywhere: "This is a free country" It's a drug. You cannot smoke weed or even drink beer anywhere you please. Same rules should apply. Tired of seeing cigarette butts everywhere. Tired of thinking of what your budget sheets must look like with how much you smoke.
Prolifers smoking while pregnant.
There is no reason to make shit up, beyond trolling.
The president set himself up as a beacon of Hope. Then he lets himself get torn down. He shrugs it off as having thick skin - it's not about you. It's about the smallfolk that looked up to you. If a beacon of Hope can be shitted on every day then what about those already in shit? Kardashians all over the news for slandering some whocares or having her slander them. We've endured 5? years of Obama slander. The shit is illegal! I hate having it all over the place and in my face. still! The stories shouldn't encourage the lies, they should be systematically hunting down the sources and revealing them for the evils they are.
The arguments are nonsensical. The arguments are false. Clearly made up. Why are they being propagated? "$2 for a candybar? Fuck Obama! I started the week with $40 and it's only Wednesday and I'm out - as he holds a bag full of overpriced convenience store junk food when both Wal*Mart, Sam's Club, and grocery store are less than 5 mins away". It's not Obama you fuckshit. We voted for Capitalism and here it is. You cannot blame everything on Socialism.
"Obama sucks Muslim dick!" is a common phrase. First, he doesn't. Second, both sexual orientation, religion, and ethnicity are tired, beaten talking points that hold no relevance anymore.
Stop polluting my environment with your hatred and inability to understand. And if you're waiting in line, decide what you want to order. And if you're not ready to order, get the fuck out of line. Take a shower.
Edit: I didn't vote for Obama
Cleavage Shirts: I like tits but I don't want to look at them all time. Yet if they're there, they will steal at least a moment of my time. Nobody's got time for that. If I can't show my balls, you shouldn't be able to show yours.
Smokers on not being able to smoke anywhere: "This is a free country" It's a drug. You cannot smoke weed or even drink beer anywhere you please. Same rules should apply. Tired of seeing cigarette butts everywhere. Tired of thinking of what your budget sheets must look like with how much you smoke.
Prolifers smoking while pregnant.
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ohkcrlho
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LOL
well about chicks and cleavage shirts,hate fat ugly skanks wearing very short/tiny clothes.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE,just stay at home or wear a burqa.
Famm
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Damn, thought of a serious rustler. Multi level marketing and all the intolerable fuckwads that get drawn into it. Rather than give anecdotal stories or explanations, I'll just leave a link and a vid for any of you lucky enough not to know what this shit is, you will probably recognize the nonsense quickly though.
Link for quick summary:
http://www.sequenceinc.com/fraudfile...ramid-schemes/
Penn and Teller Bullshit full episode going into more detail:
Link for quick summary:
http://www.sequenceinc.com/fraudfile...ramid-schemes/
Penn and Teller Bullshit full episode going into more detail:
Adebisi
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I got as far as the initial "interview" for one of those many many years ago, while I was looking for a summer job. It was Vector Marketing for CutCo knives. Wasn't an interview as much as it was a product demonstration for a bunch of other suckers who also showed up after they saw the signs around town. I can proudly say that I was the first to walk out of there.
Got a job at 7-11 a few hours later. I worked night shift all summer...Clerks style!
Got a job at 7-11 a few hours later. I worked night shift all summer...Clerks style!
Famm
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You probably came out having made more money than all the suckers who bought into CutCo that day combined.
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lol same here. got a job in a restaurant earned above minimum wage. shit was close.
Adebisi
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What blew my mind was that it was only me and a couple people who left at the first sniff of bullshit. There were about 15 or so other kids who seemed to be impressed by knives cutting through cans and ropes, and decided to stay.
I bet my Global chef knife is better. No high pressure sale was required for my purchase of that knife. Which leads me to my next question: who the fuck buys shit from pushy salesmen anymore? We have the internet! We can make decisions without salesmen telling us what makes a product awesome.
When we had our first kid, we were offered a free photo session. Guy comes to our house and takes pictures of the baby. A week or so later a salesman will drop by and try to sell you the pictures for insane prices. Like pre-digital printing prices. The moment he started getting pushy I told him to leave. Fucking loser sulked his way to the door.
I bet my Global chef knife is better. No high pressure sale was required for my purchase of that knife. Which leads me to my next question: who the fuck buys shit from pushy salesmen anymore? We have the internet! We can make decisions without salesmen telling us what makes a product awesome.
When we had our first kid, we were offered a free photo session. Guy comes to our house and takes pictures of the baby. A week or so later a salesman will drop by and try to sell you the pictures for insane prices. Like pre-digital printing prices. The moment he started getting pushy I told him to leave. Fucking loser sulked his way to the door.