Whats rustling your jimmies?

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All I can say is the world is full of stupid people. People are suckers, they think with emotion and rationalizations and hopes and dreams instead of in numbers and with skepticism. Its the lure of easy money, its got a very strong appeal. If something sounds too good to be true.........go for it!!!! Sigh.

On the surface what rustles my jimmies about it is all these annoying dumbfuck twats shilling their nonsense all over the place and getting ultra defensive if anyone criticizes it. But really what should be the prime rustle is that some asshole is sitting on a pile of money somewhere because he/she didn't mind exploiting these stupid weak willed people, who are often desperate, struggling and confused in life. I just still have these stubborn lingering ideals that tell me ripping people off is "wrong".
 
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When we had our first kid, we were offered a free photo session. Guy comes to our house and takes pictures of the baby. A week or so later a salesman will drop by and try to sell you the pictures for insane prices. Like pre-digital printing prices. The moment he started getting pushy I told him to leave. Fucking loser sulked his way to the door.
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Did he have to wait for his ride on your front porch? My sister did that to a kirby salesman a few years ago. Hot ass woman comes to the door asking if we'd be interested in a kirby demonstration and a free carpet cleaning. My bother in law had answered it so he said hell yeah. 15 minutes later a van pulls up and a mousy salesman gets out with a vacuum cleaner. We'd only told my sister that they wanted to demonstrate it by cleaning the rugs. When it became apparent he was only going to clean about a 1 sqft section of rug, he was shown the door. He must have sat out there for 30 minutes waiting on his ride. My sister was pissed and wanted us to kick him off the porch, but we didn't have the heart to do that, it was the middle of the damn summer.
 
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Did he have to wait for his ride on your front porch? My sister did that to a kirby salesman a few years ago. Hot ass woman comes to the door asking if we'd be interested in a kirby demonstration and a free carpet cleaning. My bother in law had answered it so he said hell yeah. 15 minutes later a van pulls up and a mousy salesman gets out with a vacuum cleaner. We'd only told my sister that they wanted to demonstrate it by cleaning the rugs. When it became apparent he was only going to clean about a 1 sqft section of rug, he was shown the door. He must have sat out there for 30 minutes waiting on his ride. My sister was pissed and wanted us to kick him off the porch, but we didn't have the heart to do that, it was the middle of the damn summer.
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Fuck that, kick that mother fucker off your property. I have absolutely zero tolerance for door-to-door salesmen nowadays and don't hesitate to just say "No" and shut the door in their faces when they show up (although it is admittedly pretty rare).

Hell, I tell those poor high school kids selling magazine subscriptions to pay for college to get lost. If they're that pressed for money get a fucking minimum wage job at McDonald's or something. I worked my ass off at shitty jobs from 15 to 18 in order to pay for college (and continued working full time through college), I'm not giving you money for wandering around and shoving magazines that I don't want in my face.

I'm not against salesmen in general and I have a lot of respect for people who are excellent salesmen, because that is an insanely hard job and not everyone can do it. But don't bring your shit to my house; if I want something I'll come to your store and seek out your product and advice.
 
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Obama Slander - There is much to complain about Mr. President. There is plenty of reason to dislike him and not support him.
There is no reason to make shit up, beyond trolling.
The president set himself up as a beacon of Hope. Then he lets himself get torn down. He shrugs it off as having thick skin - it's not about you. It's about the smallfolk that looked up to you. If a beacon of Hope can be shitted on every day then what about those already in shit? Kardashians all over the news for slandering some whocares or having her slander them. We've endured 5? years of Obama slander. The shit is illegal! I hate having it all over the place and in my face. still! The stories shouldn't encourage the lies, they should be systematically hunting down the sources and revealing them for the evils they are.
The arguments are nonsensical. The arguments are false. Clearly made up. Why are they being propagated? "$2 for a candybar? Fuck Obama! I started the week with $40 and it's only Wednesday and I'm out - as he holds a bag full of overpriced convenience store junk food when both Wal*Mart, Sam's Club, and grocery store are less than 5 mins away". It's not Obama you fuckshit. We voted for Capitalism and here it is. You cannot blame everything on Socialism.
"Obama sucks Muslim dick!" is a common phrase. First, he doesn't. Second, both sexual orientation, religion, and ethnicity are tired, beaten talking points that hold no relevance anymore.
Stop polluting my environment with your hatred and inability to understand. And if you're waiting in line, decide what you want to order. And if you're not ready to order, get the fuck out of line. Take a shower.
Edit: I didn't vote for Obama

Cleavage Shirts: I like tits but I don't want to look at them all time. Yet if they're there, they will steal at least a moment of my time. Nobody's got time for that. If I can't show my balls, you shouldn't be able to show yours.

Smokers on not being able to smoke anywhere: "This is a free country" It's a drug. You cannot smoke weed or even drink beer anywhere you please. Same rules should apply. Tired of seeing cigarette butts everywhere. Tired of thinking of what your budget sheets must look like with how much you smoke.
Prolifers smoking while pregnant.
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I don't even read this thread very much but I popped in here today to see whats going on. And then I see this shit. And I only have one thing to say.

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McCheese_sl said:
Fuck that, kick that mother fucker off your property. I have absolutely zero tolerance for door-to-door salesmen nowadays and don't hesitate to just say "No" and shut the door in their faces when they show up (although it is admittedly pretty rare).

Hell, I tell those poor high school kids selling magazine subscriptions to pay for college to get lost. If they're that pressed for money get a fucking minimum wage job at McDonald's or something. I worked my ass off at shitty jobs from 15 to 18 in order to pay for college (and continued working full time through college), I'm not giving you money for wandering around and shoving magazines that I don't want in my face.

I'm not against salesmen in general and I have a lot of respect for people who are excellent salesmen, because that is an insanely hard job and not everyone can do it. But don't bring your shit to my house; if I want something I'll come to your store and seek out your product and advice.
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Yeah I cannot for the life of me remember my last door to door salesman, it's mainly just pizza flyers.

Corner stores you visit mad frequently and the clerks that seem to believe I've befriended them. Lady, I just worked 12 hours, ring that soda up and let me bounce.
 
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When a McDonald's cashier holds up my ten dollar bill to the light and then uses a counterfeit detection pen on it.
 
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cankersores

shit can make me miserable
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Story on that. I was stupid drunk, made an oven pizza. Without thinking, about 10 seconds after it was out, took a massive bite. The pain was beyond explanation. The next morning, mouth was full of cankersores. Breathing hurt, a drink of water I'd fall to my knees in pain. I lived on soup broth for a week, had to call in the rest of my vacation time at work. It literally no joke felt like napalm in my mouth. To this day it was the worse week of my life.

Fuck cankersores.

Keep it going, worst pain of your life?
 
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Keep it going, worst pain of your life?
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It isn't the worst, but it always feels like it at the time. I'm talking about what we fondly call "dookie cramps." Essentially, you wake up in the middle of the night, usually after some terribly bad-for-you dining experience, with waves of pain in your gut. You'll be fine for a couple of minutes, and then for about 30 seconds or so you feel like you're going to hemorrhage from your intestines. So you go sit on the toilet, and wait for what seems like forever in cycles of agony and despair, pushing on your gut, shifting from side to side, rocking forward and back, wide stance or narrow...until finally it starts. It doesn't all come out at once though, oh no, that would be too easy. So you sit there wondering if you're done until the pain hits again and maybe some more comes out. You're probably looking at a minimum of 15 minutes after the plug is removed before you feel certain you can get up. And then you go lay back down, and it quite possibly hits you all over again.

Yeah, that was Sunday night for me after a particularly bad weekend, filled with massive amounts of steak and other solid, heavy foods. It was so good when I was eating it though!

On the subject of those fucking knife salesmen, a woman I work with has a nephew that conned her into buying some of those, using lines like if she doesn't buy it now, she can't get the great discount he's allowed to offer her, because he reported her name already to corporate and they will know if he sells to her later, and it's really a great deal, blah blah. I tried to explain that it was a fucking scam, and she's extremely upset over being sort of forced into it by him because he didn't give her any info at all before he gave her the official sales pitch, but she wouldn't listen when I told her to get him the hell out of that, he's probably going to end up owing them money because he's stuck with a shitload of knives he doesn't want and can't sell, etc. I told her to get him to threaten BBB to get out, all that, but she wouldn't listen. Not my responsibility at this point, but still it infuriates me that they're just going to take it in the ass on this and let those assholes get away with it.
 
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I had my first kidney stone couple months ago and I literally lost my mind from the pain. Like, I mentally blacked out while remaining physically conscious. One moment I am sitting at my PC trying to look up kidney stone symptoms on web MD with vission blurred by excruciating agony, next thing I know I wake up naked in a fetal position weeping on my bathroom floor.

Oh yeah this isnt answer the question above you thread.
 
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Tortfeasor_sl said:
I had my first kidney stone couple months ago and I literally lost my mind from the pain. Like, I mentally blacked out while remaining physically conscious. One moment I am sitting at my PC trying to look up kidney stone symptoms on web MD with vission blurred by excruciating agony, next thing I know I wake up naked in a fetal position weeping on my bathroom floor.

What would you rather do than Punch a 1 day old baby ?
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I knew a guy that was locked up in a looney bin for a week from a kidney stone. He went shit-the-bed-bonkers and got a padded room for it. One smart doc later and he was home in a day.
 
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Kirun_sl said:
People who chew/swallow loud as hell. The chewing thing really rustles me, but the swallowing thing is even worse. Smacking your mouth/lips is bad enough, but why in the fuck does it sound like you are swallowing a fucking golf ball every time you take a drink?
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Finger lickers. Makes me want to jam their hands into food blenders.
 
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Tortfeasor_sl said:
I had my first kidney stone couple months ago and I literally lost my mind from the pain. Like, I mentally blacked out while remaining physically conscious. One moment I am sitting at my PC trying to look up kidney stone symptoms on web MD with vission blurred by excruciating agony, next thing I know I wake up naked in a fetal position weeping on my bathroom floor.
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i think it's called LSD
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WINDOWS UPDATES can go die in the worst mother fucking fire imaginable.
I have never been so rustled in the jimmies as when stuff gets auto-closed with no warning.
 
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Keep it going, worst pain of your life?
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When my ear drum popped. It was an all day event full of pain. I had no idea what was going on, I literally thought I had some sort of brain hemmorage and was about to die. I had taken about a 10x dose of some prescription ear drops my uncle had that were supposed to deaden the ear, and it was doing no good. I was in college, and I didn't have a clue what sort of insurance I had, so my plan was to wait until monday and go to the school infirmary. In the middle of the night, I woke up when it finally popped and found yellow and green shit oozing out onto my pillow. The next day I finally went to the nurse, who sent me to a doctor. Turned out the flu I just got over had given me an ear infection and the fluid in there gets thick when it's infected. So I was deaf in that ear for week or 2.

One of the weird things I remember from that night is that it was the night Babylon 5 premiered. I remember thinking that it looked pretty good and I was pissed that i wasn't going to live to see the series. In fact, I think that was part of my prayers, "Lord just put me out of my misery, but please let me watch babylon 5 in heaven"
 
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Urgoslav_sl said:
WINDOWS UPDATES can go die in the worst mother fucking fire imaginable.
I have never been so rustled in the jimmies as when stuff gets auto-closed with no warning.
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Have that shit go off at work when you've got 10 things open and you're working on them all a little bit. "Windows will be shutting down in 90 seconds"...fuck fuck fuck WAIT!
 
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Urgoslav_sl said:
WINDOWS UPDATES can go die in the worst mother fucking fire imaginable.
I have never been so rustled in the jimmies as when stuff gets auto-closed with no warning.
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and JAVA UPDATE and ADOBE READER UPDATE and FLASH UPDATE and EVERY FUCKING POP UP UPDATE NOTIFICATION

I work in higher ed tech... when I get calls to "update the labs" because THEY MUST NEED JAVA 599842.29392838 NOT JAVA 599842.29392837 ... my images all that shit is turned off...stupid global domain policy keeps windows on however >_< boo!
 
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