Whats rustling your jimmies?

Adebisi

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They're just bored housewives. They are not going to actually do anything with the course.
 

Hoss

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I wonder when does the female children have to start wearing that stuff? like is there an age? puberty? /wonder
When they first get raped by a family member, is what I've heard. So like 8 or 9.
 

Big Phoenix

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SBS 301 Cultural Diversity required books;

Savage Inequalities
Dude, You're a Fag
Privilege
Women Without Class

Jimmies already rustled and yet to set foot in class.
 

iannis

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Gotta say the worst pain in my life was one time I had hepatitis. Not the virus, the actual condition. My liver got infected and swollen and I got mildly jaundiced. I'm not sure what caused it but it wasn't the virus seeing as that I don't have the virus.

Holy fucking god that was horrible pain. A person would have to be pretty evil before I wished that on them. Like if you tried to tell me that level of pain existed before I went through it I would have just thought you were trying to sound badass. But nope, it was 3 1/2 straight days of unending hell. I can't even remember it well enough to describe it adequately. I remember that somewhere around the 48 hour mark I earnestly started to wonder if I was going to die and I earnestly thought that would be an acceptable outcome. And I think that thought itself took about 4-5 hours to form. I couldn't connect the moments well enough to think.

It's weird, because my uncle had the same thing happen to him (he was younger than I was when it happened, but it was the same thing by all accounts) and the doctors couldn't figure out what the fuck caused it with him either. None of the usual suspects.
 

Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
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When my ear drum popped. It was an all day event full of pain. I had no idea what was going on, I literally thought I had some sort of brain hemmorage and was about to die. I had taken about a 10x dose of some prescription ear drops my uncle had that were supposed to deaden the ear, and it was doing no good. I was in college, and I didn't have a clue what sort of insurance I had, so my plan was to wait until monday and go to the school infirmary. In the middle of the night, I woke up when it finally popped and found yellow and green shit oozing out onto my pillow. The next day I finally went to the nurse, who sent me to a doctor. Turned out the flu I just got over had given me an ear infection and the fluid in there gets thick when it's infected. So I was deaf in that ear for week or 2.

One of the weird things I remember from that night is that it was the night Babylon 5 premiered. I remember thinking that it looked pretty good and I was pissed that i wasn't going to live to see the series. In fact, I think that was part of my prayers, "Lord just put me out of my misery, but please let me watch babylon 5 in heaven"
This was a hilarious read.

Sorry.
 
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THISrustles my jimmies.

It's not a hate crime though, so don't worry! Right?! Derp.

It's the gun's fault apparently and so now former Aussie PM wants Aussies to boycott vacations to the U.S. in return for gun control reform.

Yep:
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Am I overreacting? Maybe. But I'm counting on you guys to unrustle my jimmies.
 

opiate82

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Ever since I got a Jetta TDI I can't believe how often people will skip all the other empty pumps and block the diesel one. Then they mad-dog me when I pull up behind them waiting for them to clear out so I can actually get fuel.

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