Whats rustling your jimmies?

McCheese

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Take it to the tickled pickle thread.
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I don't care how much money you save, a root canal will never tickle anyone's pickle.
 

Xequecal

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This rustles; welfare needs to be abolished. It's just abused by the vast majority on in, creating dependency on the system and used to buy votes so those in power, stay in power - which is another rustle; political parties exist for themselves, not America.
That chart is incredibly misleading, they are including the per-capita cost of Medicaid (which you lose if you get a job) in those numbers for each state. Health care has become so expensive that in some states it now costs Medicaid over $20,000 a year to provide care for a family of four. So yeah, it's pretty easy to get >$15/hour in benefits if you're starting with $20k in "income" for health insurance.

Remember that if you have a $20/hour job, it probably costs your employer close to $40/hour to employ you. He has to pay his share of the OASDI taxes, he has to pay for unemployment insurance and workers comp, and he has to pay for your health care, because very few $20+/hour jobs come without a group plan.
 

Fifey

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Roommates who don't pay rent really rustle my jimmies, he's getting the boot today though.
People who stand at the edge of the sidewalk at a 4way stop but aren't trying to cross the street.
 

Jx3

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Bros, just want to thank you for showing me the light. Pulled up to a gas pump, looked, and noticed it was the only diesel pump. I moved my car and a truck pulled into the spot. His jimmies weren't rustled that day.
 

ZyyzYzzy

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Raises on hold indefinitely at work due to the sequester all the while we have someone in management "telecommuting" 40hrs a week.

She is never available, emails at hours way outside of when anyone is in office and never does her work. Jimmies rustled until I get her fired.
 

Cad

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People who constantly post sports updates on Facebook. Hey fuckers, if I wanted to watch that game I could.
 

ohkcrlho

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Bros, just want to thank you for showing me the light. Pulled up to a gas pump, looked, and noticed it was the only diesel pump. I moved my car and a truck pulled into the spot. His jimmies weren't rustled that day.
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Big Phoenix

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People who constantly post sports updates on Facebook. Hey fuckers, if I wanted to watch that game I could.
College football is all around god tier jimmy rustling. You would think with the insane amount of devotion and admiration shown for various teams with the tards repeating their idiotic slogans/chants that they where at one point the starting quarterback for their team. I mean I could at least understand it if you went to the school at one point in life, but you know damn well half the fucking retards saying "roll tide" never set foot on a Alabama college campus.
 

Zaide

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People saying "roll tide" rustles my jimmies something fierce.

Also, Brad McQuaid rustles my jimmies. I hope he doesn't walk around saying "roll tide" all day.
 

Rod-138

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Red Snapper fishing limits rustle my nuts. Fuck you, you liberal pieces of shit Federal Fucktards - in bed with the commercial fishing industry and keeping the small man down!

I can drop a hook with 20 year old Vienna sausage on it and 5 red snapper will murder each other to eat it, but I can only catch 2 for 11 days of the year? Fuck you fagmos, from me and my freezer full of ice and sadness
 

Borzak

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Louisiana is fighting it now, they are pushing the state limits out to the economic zone limits instead of the normal boundaries. I'm sure a lawsuit or cease order from the feds is coming.