Whats rustling your jimmies?

Hoss

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Same logic would say that a drunk man cannot be held responsible for his actions. Ergo, do a few shots and it's no longer rape.
 
McCheese

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I was just doing some reminiscing in another thread and I thought of a new rustle: bathrooms that have the toilet in a separate room. This isn't something we have a problem with in America (because we're not god damn savages) but overseas there is this weird tendency to put the sink in one little room and the toilet in another little room next to it. Which, of course, means that after you take a shit and wipe, you're opening the toilet room door and opening the sink room door, plus handling the light switches for each.
 
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Dressers. What a non functioning piece of shit article of furniture. You fold your shit up all nice and can only see the piece of clothing on top then mess everything up looking for what you need or want. Why are these still in use?!
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My gf and I have separate 5-drawer dressers. (>) denotes an individual drawer.

Mine?
Underwear, socks > Gun Stuff > Gun Stuff > Gun Stuff > Receipts, loose change, Playboy mags.

Hers?
Tights and leggings > Pantyhose > Lingerie > Bras > Socks > Favorite tights/leggings/pantyhose/socks > Panties > Favorite Panties > Tops > Tops > Favorite Tops > Scarves, doilies and knicks of knack.

Those keen of mind note that she has 12 drawers of stuff in only 5 drawers of space. She has her own TARDIS, and it's just to store socks. Women have thousands of types of sock. Men? Two types of sock. The left sock and the right sock, interchangeable.

None of this mentions the maddeningly perfect arrangement of each sock, tight, pantyhose, legging, bra, panty, and whatever psychotic dalliance they stick in there.

Not that I mind so much, because women look better wearing cottons-satins-silks than they do wearing random dead animals.
 
iannis

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McCheese_sl said:
The best piece of furniture for organizing clothing is a giant fucking pile of clothes in the corner of the room. You can sit on it in a pinch, too.
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I use the variant "pile on table" method. No shit, it works very well. Socks and underoos above, shoes and sundry below.

Obviously you can't use it for everything. Slacks, jackets, overshirts need to be hung. But all the other shit? That's just the mass market armoire conglomerate keeping you down, man. Pile on table. Fuck the man.
 
Grumpus

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If I had any carpentry skills I would build this along every wall in my bedroom.

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Big Phoenix

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Skanda_sl said:
Ask if drunk men can consent, and if no that isn't it mutual rape?
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The best part and an even bigger logical disconnect is when she followed up that statement in which she more or less said since it is a law that women cant consent if drunk that must mean that it is bad if you have sex with a drunk woman and you shouldnt question the concept. I so wanted say " well since gay marriage is against the law then being gay must be wrong then too, right?".
 
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When people leave used fly swatters in inappropriate places.

-Oh sure, put that rotting fly gut covered thing down on the kitchen table next to breakfast, brilliant.
 
Korrupt

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I rustled some Jimmes with that post haha got dem negs.

I dont play bodybuilding, I goto the gym for exercise and keep shit natural. My friends I work out with taught me to use technique and control instead of grunting, heaving, and acting like a GD clown in the gym.
 
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That I have the pC version of ff14 for myself and bought the ps3 for my wife but if we want to switch platforms I need to buy separate licenses for both accounts. That's some real fucking bullshit. I don't want 4 goddamn copies of the same godsamb game.
 
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People that don't have soap in their house. Use the restroom and become downright perplexed as I search all the drawers and behind the mirror and under the sink. End up using body wash/shampoo or dishsoap if I'm in the kitchen.

Vinyard_sl said:
Agrabah in Kingdom Hearts rustles my jimmies
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Interesting. Is it zone layout? Lazy theme? Overuse of catch phrases? (I haven't played it yet)
 
Korrupt

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That I have the pC version of ff14 for myself and bought the ps3 for my wife but if we want to switch platforms I need to buy separate licenses for both accounts. That's some real fucking bullshit. I don't want 4 goddamn copies of the same godsamb game.
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I hear that, my brother and buddies are going through the fiasco that is actually being able to play the game. Stay strong bro.
 
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People that don't have soap in their house. Use the restroom and become downright perplexed as I search all the drawers and behind the mirror and under the sink. End up using body wash/shampoo or dishsoap if I'm in the kitchen.
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Damn, you piss in the kitchen sink in other people's houses?
 
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