Whats rustling your jimmies?

Khane

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When people sitting at the opposite end of an intersection with no turning lanes don't use their blinkers.
 
Rod-138

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NFL fans that don't know shit / talk massive shit rustle me plenty.

Also fans that try to fight with everyone rustle me to the bone. I saw a happy old man dressed in a buccaneer costume get his fake sword taken from him and thrown down the stairs. He looked so sad as a rabid Saints fan screamed at him about a ft from his face.

It ain't right. Ain't right
 
Jait

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So I cut someone off who wouldn't let me in during traffic. Had the turn signal on for a good 20 seconds and this car kept fucking with me, finally just merged over.

I get bumped from behind five seconds later, then HONKING, and flashing lights for a good 30 seconds. I hit the brake, get out of my car ready to beat the everloving fuck out of this person in the shiny BMW. And it's a middle-aged woman....

Called her a cunt and told her that her husband will likely beat her for denting the car he worked so hard to buy her lazy ass. Drove off to her shrieking "mother fucker!!!" at me. Still rustled I can't drive around with a female clone to handle these things for me. Propriety and all that bullshit. Can't hit a chick. You just don't do it.

Still fucking rustled though.
 
Khane

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Jait_sl said:
Propriety and all that bullshit. Can't hit a chick. You just don't do it.

Still fucking rustled though.
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Yea that whole equal rights movement is bullshit. Women get all the benefits with none of the responsibility! When the ship is going down it should be children first and then every man and woman for themselves. Equal rights is a bitch baby!
 
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*Bicyclist that run stop signs and have a utter disregard to all traffic laws.
*People who refuse to drive the posted speed limit in the passing lane.
*Sandbaggers in any type of sport.
*Deadbeat fathers that would rather be at the bar or out with friends despite a sick kid or wife that needs help.
*Fuck sticks who leave door dings on your vehicle.
 
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Jait_sl said:
So I cut someone off who wouldn't let me in during traffic. Had the turn signal on for a good 20 seconds and this car kept fucking with me, finally just merged over.

I get bumped from behind five seconds later, then HONKING, and flashing lights for a good 30 seconds. I hit the brake, get out of my car ready to beat the everloving fuck out of this person in the shiny BMW. And it's a middle-aged woman....

Called her a cunt and told her that her husband will likely beat her for denting the car he worked so hard to buy her lazy ass. Drove off to her shrieking "mother fucker!!!" at me. Still rustled I can't drive around with a female clone to handle these things for me. Propriety and all that bullshit. Can't hit a chick. You just don't do it.

Still fucking rustled though.
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Being a shitty driver should be grounds for automatic execution.

I walk to school when I can and Im always amazed at just how fucking stupid people are when driving. Not even ohh I didnt see him in my blind spot stupid, like ohh I completely didnt see you in the cross walk and almost hit you because im fucking retarded stupid.
 
Grumpus

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Whispering.

If you need to whisper it means your not supposed to be talking so shut your fucking mouth.

Whispering are like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Especially whispering in commercials.
 
Hoss

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Jait_sl said:
So I cut someone off who wouldn't let me in during traffic. Had the turn signal on for a good 20 seconds and this car kept fucking with me, finally just merged over.

I get bumped from behind five seconds later, then HONKING, and flashing lights for a good 30 seconds. I hit the brake, get out of my car ready to beat the everloving fuck out of this person in the shiny BMW. And it's a middle-aged woman....

Called her a cunt and told her that her husband will likely beat her for denting the car he worked so hard to buy her lazy ass. Drove off to her shrieking "mother fucker!!!" at me. Still rustled I can't drive around with a female clone to handle these things for me. Propriety and all that bullshit. Can't hit a chick. You just don't do it.

Still fucking rustled though.
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Grats on your hit and run? Let us know how rustled you get when the cops show up.

Dexz_sl said:
*Bicyclist that run stop signs and have a utter disregard to all traffic laws.
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I understand running the stop signs. It only rustles me when they think they have any right to the road. Go ahead, run through the intersection, the stop sign doesn't apply to you, because you're just a fast moving pedestrian. But stay the fuck out of my way. No motor should mean the traffic laws don't apply to you. With the only possible exception being horse drawn carraiges. I don't live near any amish, so I don't know how they should handle themselves.

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*Deadbeat fathers that would rather be at the bar or out with friends despite a sick kid or wife that needs help.
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In all fairness, everyone would rather be at the bar with friends than home with sick people. Some just stay home anyway.
 
Famm

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Hoss_sl said:
Grats on your hit and run? Let us know how rustled you get when the cops show up.

I understand running the stop signs. It only rustles me when they think they have any right to the road. Go ahead, run through the intersection, the stop sign doesn't apply to you, because you're just a fast moving pedestrian. But stay the fuck out of my way. No motor should mean the traffic laws don't apply to you. With the only possible exception being horse drawn carraiges. I don't live near any amish, so I don't know how they should handle themselves.
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She hit him, wasn't a hit and run by him. Learn to read.

Bicycles are considered vehicles, not pedestrians. They have every right to the travel lane (except on roads specifically prohibited to bikes) and you have to give them space or stay behind them until its safe to pass. Conversely cyclists have a responsibility to follow traffic laws and stop at stop signs and red lights. Amish are vehicles too, pretty much same thing, but they have like brake lights and turn signals and shit.
 
McCheese

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She hit him, wasn't a hit and run by him. Learn to read.
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Sadly this isn't necessarily true because there are tons of dirtbags out there.

My sister's friend got rear-ended at a red light, and when she got out to exchange information the other car took off. Her car wasn't really damaged at all so she figured "meh" and drove off. A while later she gets in trouble with the police because the other people called and reported that she backed into them and then drove away. It was just her word against theirs, and since she didn't file a police report right after it happened but they apparently did (albeit a false one), she's the one in trouble.

Fucked up, but shit like that happens.
 
Jait

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Yeah, to be clear she bumped me for getting in front of her. I had a bumper and she didn't, so it was pretty stupid. This after fucking with me by scooting forward and braking to try and force me away from making a turn onto the freeway for nearly half a mile. Everyone knows this trick when they want to be a douche. But bumping and honking is nothing short of assault with a deadly weapon and asking for a confrontation.

But thanks, Hoss. You showed me she wasn't that big of a cunt.
 
Aamry

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Last I checked, since the Amish don't use electricity, their buggy won't have turn signals and stop lights. They do have reflectors though, and tend to stay to the side of the road.

When driving my work truck in traffic, changing lanes I just slowly ease over into the other lane until someone lets me in. Rear bumper is all fucked up from my trailer anyways.
 
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Cheap peoples

One of my friends buy is toilette paper roll one by one! common manyou can't waste toilette paper and you know you will need it so just buy the biggest pack possible and shit without any fear. And this guy have a lot's of money!
 
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