Whats rustling your jimmies?

Azrayne

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The fact that I keep hearing about how Indian chicks have some deep seated racially based self loathing because they use products which lighten their skin. White chicks 'darken' their skin constantly, but nobody says it's because society has imbued them with a hatred of being white.
 

Hoss

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I found out a few years ago that there are light skinned indians and dark skinned indians, and the dark skinned ones are really looked down on. From what I could tell its worse than the racism here in the US today. So a better comparison might be black women doing things to look more like white girls.
 

Soygen

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THIS fucking rustles the shit out of my jimmies. I seriously feel like people LOOK for shit to be offended by now. I'm not supposed to say "man up" now because it might piss off some feminazi or it might hurt a beta male's feelings I guess.

Sometimes I wish this country would just get invaded and we would all just get fucked in the ass. Then we could make some YouTube videos complaining about real shit and not about how words hurt muh feelingz.
 

Izo

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THIS fucking rustles the shit out of my jimmies. I seriously feel like people LOOK for shit to be offended by now. I'm not supposed to say "man up" now because it might piss off some feminazi or it might hurt a beta male's feelings I guess.

Sometimes I wish this country would just get invaded and we would all just get fucked in the ass. Then we could make some YouTube videos complaining about real shit and not about how words hurt muh feelingz.

Perhaps it's time to retire from the military before you become too jaded? It's not too late to embrace life, enroll in college, educate yourself, learn a new language, a trade, something.
 

Conefed

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Insolent seat belts
Uncooperative window blinds
Toilet paper/seat covers that break in small pieces.
 

Big Phoenix

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The pieces of trash who drive this hunk of shit;

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Im surprised management hasnt had that shit towed, its right in front of the leasing office and its been like that since Monday. The pieces of trailer trash who own it saw me take the picture and as I was walking up to my apartment said "you like that truck bro?" to which I responded "yeah, thats a nice parking job"
 

Sir Funk

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Whenever I go to the Forum listing and I want to go to Screenshots and I accidentally click fucking Other Games.

Rustles my fucking jimmies.
 

Grumpus

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People that talk in theaters seriously need to fucking die. Me and my buddy went to see The Big Lebowski that was showing for one night in a local theater. Two people who we later figured out were drunk (found out when the dude got in my buddies face to talk shit) talked through the whole thing. The theater wouldn't do anything about it, even after the manager came and sat down right behind them to hear them talk, all he did was ask them to be quite.

The guy and his girlfriend followed us out talking shit after the movie. The guy actually put his hands on my buddy before he realized that I was standing right there and that he would have to deal with both of us. This guy has no fucking clue how close he came to ending up in an ambulance. My buddy he was pushing just won 2 gold medals on the weekend for Muay Thai and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

I just had to stand there shaking in anger as a couple of assholes continue to live there shitty pointless lives. Laws that protect fuckers like them are horseshit and a large reason why people act like shit all the time.

Jimmies maximum over rustled.
 

Aaron

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Printer paper comes in packages of 500 sheets. Printer trays conveniently hold 500 sheets. People who fail to realise this when filling an empty tray and open a packet of printer paper and only put half of it in, leaving the other half in the packet rustle my jimmies!
 
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People that talk in theaters seriously need to fucking die. Me and my buddy went to see The Big Lebowski that was showing for one night in a local theater. Two people who we later figured out were drunk (found out when the dude got in my buddies face to talk shit) talked through the whole thing. The theater wouldn't do anything about it, even after the manager came and sat down right behind them to hear them talk, all he did was ask them to be quite.

The guy and his girlfriend followed us out talking shit after the movie. The guy actually put his hands on my buddy before he realized that I was standing right that and that he would have to deal with both of us. This guy has no fucking clue how close he came to ending up in an ambulance. My buddy he was pushing just won 2 gold medals on the weekend for Muay Thai and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

I just had to stand there shaking in anger as a couple of assholes continue to live there shitty pointless lives. Laws that protect fuckers like them are horseshit and a large reason why people act like shit all the time.

Jimmies maximum over rustled.
Restraining yourself from beating the living christ out of somebody for talking during arguably the greatest film of all time? The Dude abides.

Walter would not have handled it so well:
 

doc_sancheZ_sl

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What really rustles my jimmies is when you introduce yourself to new people (like at a party) and you just KNOW that they aren't gonna remember your name, while you will definitely remember theirs. Sometimes I pretend to not know their names when I say hi again just so I can return the fucking favor - people these days have no courtesy. I think I'm becoming a bitter man just based on these little things - sometimes I jokingly say "ah, I won't remember anyways" after the introduction part just so I can feel a little better.
people are such hypocrites and I can't even blame them.