Whats rustling your jimmies?

Salshun_sl said:

That said, having a guy go "I never heard anything about this!" then searching his email and showing him 100+ emails in his inbox telling his all about this and how to prepare that he chose to ignore? Priceless. Also, I refuse to believe anyone needs a fucking email from 2005 unless it's related to something related to legal. I had fuckers whining they couldn't find an email about a meeting they had in 2003. Get the fuck out of here.

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100+ emails? I'm rustled. We did a major migration/change last year, and the emails were coming thick, sometimes 8 per day. Got to the point where a VP had to stomp hard on the dipshit IT guys. If what you are doing really requires me to "MUST ACT NOW!" 4-8 times a day for 2 months, then you dun fucked up.

So jimmies were rustled at work today, when I got into a discussion with my co-worker, who gets rustled by people using words inappropriately. The discussion was about the words use and utilize. He was trying to explain the difference to me, calmly at first. After rustling his jimmies for about 30 minutes on the subject, he proceeded to pull my chair out from under me and told me to get the fuck out of his office. Jimmies truly rustled.

Pioneer89_sl said:

100+ emails? I'm rustled. We did a major migration/change last year, and the emails were coming thick, sometimes 8 per day. Got to the point where a VP had to stomp hard on the dipshit IT guys. If what you are doing really requires me to "MUST ACT NOW!" 4-8 times a day for 2 months, then you dun fucked up.

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I've been on both sides of this (worked 8 years IT prior to current job). I've definitely got to go with the IT department fucked that up in his story. IT people seem to operate in a bubble, but you're really there entirely as support for the rest of the employees. It should be your goal to make life easier for them. If the migration was so assed up that it requires that much notification, and so many people had problems, you might want to point the finger in the other direction.

I'll admit I was probably exactly like that when I worked in IT though. "Are these people seriously this retarded?" Most of the time, yes. But sometimes it's not the end user that's an idiot, the process may be fucked and it makes it seem like they are. This is actually happening more often to me than I'd like to admit. Things are a lot different when you're not running around with admin rights all the time.

Hoss_sl said:

Why do these fucking fucks keep trying to re-invent the toilet by sitting on the bowl

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I agree with you buddy.


Some pissant driver here caused me to almost crash yesterday because I was coming around a left bend and he was pulling out but saw me and panicked so slammed on his brakes, blocking both lanes causing me to have to bunny hop a curb and get a pinch flat on my rear tire. Jimmes got rustled that day.

Flashing yellow arrow seems pretty self explanatory to me.

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I rustled a coworker's jimmies something fierce yesterday. She's constantly asking me to do simple formatting shit for her in Microsoft Word, such as making/coloring/formatting tables, headers, footers, page numbers, etc. She called me last night during the fucking Super Bowl to help her with this shit, so I told her I was busy and that she needs how to learn to Google solutions to figure out how to do this stuff so she's not relying on me.

I woke up this morning to an angry, 1.5 page email from her going on and on about how she knows how to do all this stuff with Word, and if I didn't want to help her I should have just said so, blah, blah, blah. She sits in the cube next to me at work and she didn't show up for work today, either.

I think I might have broken her.

Why'd you even answer the phone?

Ah, yeah I didn't write that very clearly. I ignored her call (I never answer when she calls because it's always something stupid) so she sent me an email, to which I briefly responded about learning to use Google.

I should add, this is the same obese piece of shit who fell face first in the bathroom and ruptured her Achilles tendon and needed paramedics to lift her up.

She is probably very sensitive and didn't realize that she was being annoying and was really embarrassed that she was annoying and lashed out because she didn't know how to respond.

McCheese_sl said:

Ah, yeah I didn't write that very clearly. I ignored her call (I never answer when she calls because it's always something stupid) so she sent me an email, to which I briefly responded about learning to use Google.

I should add, this is the same obese piece of shit who fell face first in the bathroom and ruptured her Achilles tendon and needed paramedics to lift her up.

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thin privilege

If she's fat who cares about her feelings?

Why would he have to apologize?