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Bought a new package of black socks at Target. Take them home, open them, and one has a hole in it. Fuck you, Target.

Bought a new package of black socks at Target. Take them home, open them, and one has a hole in it. Fuck you, Target.
If you can't stand her mom now, I hope you don't have any long-term plans with this girlfriend. That's going to be her in the future.My girlfriends mother.
That's going to be her the second after they say I do. Run the fuck awayIf you can't stand her mom now, I hope you don't have any long-term plans with this girlfriend. That's going to be her in the future.
I say sody waterWhy not both? Sodapop.
This is trooff.No, in the south you might literally say to a waitress "I'll have a coke" and she'll ask what flavor and you'll say "Sprite".
That's real retarded sir. Breakfast is the first meal of the day, dinner is the last, and supper is just the biggest one. A lot of people have supper at lunchtime.so the meals in order go breakfast, dinner, supper.
I knew there would be a LoTR quote from that post.What about 2nd breakfast?
What McCheese said!If you can't stand her mom now, I hope you don't have any long-term plans with this girlfriend. That's going to be her in the future.
I finally unfollowed a FB friend who annoys the hell out of me with this sort of stupid shit. He's on the plane heavy right now but its been everything under the sun. He loves the chemtrail shit to death. If I make a comment skeptical of his stupid links he constantly shares he gets really defensive and if backed into a corner he just claims "Just because I share this stuff doesn't mean I believe it" which is a total cop out. You wouldn't be following all these wing nut groups and sharing their updates every day otherwise. Most of his crap gets ignored by all his friends too so I'm not sure why the hell he's sharing the nonsense so much. Shit just rustles me up good, its worse than bible thumpers or tea partiers the level of blind illogical hysteria.This missing plane business. I don't care either way, but my office mate, "conspiracy" Steve, won't shut up about it. Last week the plane was in Pakastan (for sure!). Now it's on some secret air force base in the Indian ocean.
"Why isn't the lame stream media reporting this!?" grrrrrr!
BreakfastWhat about 2nd breakfast?
I went into a restaraunt today and asked for rootbeer. The waitress said "It's Pibb, is that okay?", to which I replied No, you have rootbeer. Thankfully she brought me the Barqs Rootbeer, and not Pibb, even though Pibb is awesome.
Who confuses rootbeer with Pibb/Dr Pepper?
and what about brunch?Breakfast
Second breakfast
Elvenses
Lunch
Afternoon tea
High tea
Tea
Dinner
Supper
You know you could just fix your problems with your current bitch pretty easily.Quite tempted to pitch them both out the fucking door and go find me a bitch whose parents are dead.
Its not your local business fucking you, its the car manufacturer fucking them. That oil filter that you bought for $7 probably cost your local dealership ~$4.50. The local business has to buy their parts from the car manufacturer. You're the 3rd or 4th person to buy that filter, once sold by the filter manufacturer, once sold by the car manufacturer, and once sold by the local business, depending on the filter, there may also have been a supplier inbetween manufacturer and car manufacturer. Car manufacturers have at least 100% profit margin on any maintenance items they sell whereas the local business it is typically ~40%. Its really almost criminal what car manufacturers do to their dealers.Oil filter 2009 car 11 bucks
Oil filter 1996 car 7 bucks
It's the same fucking filter with different part numbers on it.
Solution amazon case of 10 OEM filters for total cost of 4 dollars each , delivered.
Fuck supporting local business , when local business only survives by fucking me.
Fuck paying sales tax too , in fact good luck with charging me sales tax when I live on federal property ).