Whats rustling your jimmies?

Izo

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Bought a new package of black socks at Target. Take them home, open them, and one has a hole in it. Fuck you, Target.
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Aamry

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I went into a restaraunt today and asked for rootbeer. The waitress said "It's Pibb, is that okay?", to which I replied No, you have rootbeer. Thankfully she brought me the Barqs Rootbeer, and not Pibb, even though Pibb is awesome.

Who confuses rootbeer with Pibb/Dr Pepper?
 

Jx3

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My girlfriends mother. I'm going to stab the bitch. She has to be the neediest person I have ever met. She is getting the flooring in her house redone and we let her stay her with us for a week. It's only been 2 days and I can feel a murder is going to happen. She talks in the fucking whiny sing song voice and asks the most retarded fucking questions. God damn cunt lays in bed all day watching bullshit British shows (Ms. Marple etc.) and then bitches her back hurts. She is fucking useless, she whines and the girlfriend fucking jumps. God damn cunt came into the kitchen when I was cooking dinner bitching about what I was making. "I can't eat that, there can't be too much salt"....To which my reply was "I don't recall any plans on making you a damn thing." So now the girlfriend is panicked that her precious mommy feelings are hurt. Quite tempted to pitch them both out the fucking door and go find me a bitch whose parents are dead.
 

Hoss

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Why not both? Sodapop.
I say sody water

No, in the south you might literally say to a waitress "I'll have a coke" and she'll ask what flavor and you'll say "Sprite".
This is trooff.

so the meals in order go breakfast, dinner, supper.
That's real retarded sir. Breakfast is the first meal of the day, dinner is the last, and supper is just the biggest one. A lot of people have supper at lunchtime.
 

dangler_sl

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This missing plane business. I don't care either way, but my office mate, "conspiracy" Steve, won't shut up about it. Last week the plane was in Pakastan (for sure!). Now it's on some secret air force base in the Indian ocean.

"Why isn't the lame stream media reporting this!?" grrrrrr!
 

Fifey

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What about 2nd breakfast?
I knew there would be a LoTR quote from that post.

I got my ass reamed by the boss today for no reason, I just had to say "Yup" and "Sorry, won't happen again" until he went away. He's in an awful mood cause he's lost quite a bit of money recently so taking it out on everyone at the shop. Jimmies got quite rustled.
 

Famm

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This missing plane business. I don't care either way, but my office mate, "conspiracy" Steve, won't shut up about it. Last week the plane was in Pakastan (for sure!). Now it's on some secret air force base in the Indian ocean.

"Why isn't the lame stream media reporting this!?" grrrrrr!
I finally unfollowed a FB friend who annoys the hell out of me with this sort of stupid shit. He's on the plane heavy right now but its been everything under the sun. He loves the chemtrail shit to death. If I make a comment skeptical of his stupid links he constantly shares he gets really defensive and if backed into a corner he just claims "Just because I share this stuff doesn't mean I believe it" which is a total cop out. You wouldn't be following all these wing nut groups and sharing their updates every day otherwise. Most of his crap gets ignored by all his friends too so I'm not sure why the hell he's sharing the nonsense so much. Shit just rustles me up good, its worse than bible thumpers or tea partiers the level of blind illogical hysteria.
 

dangler_sl

shitlord
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@Famm -This guy is annoying as fuck, but we also have people that think that people have manifested AIDS and allergies though the power of thought. I have no idea how these people function.
 

ohkcrlho

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I went into a restaraunt today and asked for rootbeer. The waitress said "It's Pibb, is that okay?", to which I replied No, you have rootbeer. Thankfully she brought me the Barqs Rootbeer, and not Pibb, even though Pibb is awesome.

Who confuses rootbeer with Pibb/Dr Pepper?
Breakfast

Second breakfast

Elvenses

Lunch

Afternoon tea

High tea

Tea

Dinner

Supper
and what about brunch?
 

Chesire_sl

shitlord
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Oil filter 2009 car 11 bucks
Oil filter 1996 car 7 bucks
It's the same fucking filter with different part numbers on it.
Solution amazon case of 10 OEM filters for total cost of 4 dollars each , delivered.

Fuck supporting local business , when local business only survives by fucking me.
Fuck paying sales tax too , in fact good luck with charging me sales tax when I live on federal property ).
 

Mures

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Oil filter 2009 car 11 bucks
Oil filter 1996 car 7 bucks
It's the same fucking filter with different part numbers on it.
Solution amazon case of 10 OEM filters for total cost of 4 dollars each , delivered.

Fuck supporting local business , when local business only survives by fucking me.
Fuck paying sales tax too , in fact good luck with charging me sales tax when I live on federal property ).
Its not your local business fucking you, its the car manufacturer fucking them. That oil filter that you bought for $7 probably cost your local dealership ~$4.50. The local business has to buy their parts from the car manufacturer. You're the 3rd or 4th person to buy that filter, once sold by the filter manufacturer, once sold by the car manufacturer, and once sold by the local business, depending on the filter, there may also have been a supplier inbetween manufacturer and car manufacturer. Car manufacturers have at least 100% profit margin on any maintenance items they sell whereas the local business it is typically ~40%. Its really almost criminal what car manufacturers do to their dealers.

Those filters you bought online were bought in bulk by a supplier so you just cut out the car manufacturer and the local business.