Whats rustling your jimmies?

Arbitrary

Arbitrary

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When I bought my last used car I went to my bank to take out 2200. I wrote out a check for cash, signed it, and handed it to the lady at the counter along with my driver's license. She told me that she would have to call "me" and confirm the check was authentic.

Someone says something retarded basically every time I'm there.
 
Lejina

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You wrote out a check to withdraw cash from your bank? The fuck?
 
Lejina

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Yeah, a withdrawal slip is all I ever needed to get cash in the bank. Last time I used a check was to pay my rent like 10 years ago and I certainly never used one to withdraw cash, to use them for that simply makes no sense to me.
 
Arbitrary

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I never use drive-thrus for anything. It's a habit I picked up back when I had a beater that would always overheat and it's stuck with me 15 years later. I always always get out and walk in.

The reason I don't use withdrawal slips is also mundane. The first time I ever needed to take out a bunch of money for something my grandmother said to just write a check out for cash and showed me how so I just always do that.
 
Lejina

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My guess is the teller thought you were a time traveler and she just wanted to see you whip out this bad boy when she would call you.


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Arbitrary

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The time before I took out 500 and the teller asked me if I was going to party this weekend. Not going to a party. Going to party.

Thinking back on it maybe she liked coke and trying to start a conversation.
 
iannis

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hehehehehe

I use the slips. Checks cost money, yo!

Fuck them, paper checks cost way too much money as a matter of fact.
 
Kreugen

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Obnoxious nosy twat was asking me about "that black screen" (rerolled) at work. Oh, it's a website called none of your goddamn business. She knows goddamn well it isn't work related. Now go back to taking personal calls and shopping online half the day, fuck.

And yes, she's going to pester my boss about it. She has before.
 
Kreugen

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Sadly, it can't be made to look like GMail. I tried. Yeah, I have a raging internet addiction and it often wins out over this boring, monotonous paper pushing job. Good luck finding someone else qualified who is willing to only get 20 hours a week.
 
McCheese

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Nosy people in general rustle my jimmies something fierce. I have never in my entire life had the desire to wander over to someone and ask them what they're doing unless I have a specific reason for knowing.
 
Izo

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McCheese_sl said:
Nosy people in general rustle my jimmies something fierce. I have never in my entire life had the desire to wander over to someone and ask them what they're doing unless I have a specific reason for knowing.
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What if someone's specific reason for wanting to know is...nosiness?
 
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Nosy people ? casual dress days and that nasty old crumbly fiberglass insulation sprinkles on their chairs.
Shorts and skirts make for fun stuff, yes go tell the boss , you need to go home cause your bum is itchy. Taking a hot shower makes it even worse .
 
Palum

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Kaige_sl said:
The only other sure jimmy-rustler for me are cashiers who won't fuck off when you tell them you don't want to sign up for some bullshit membership card. I said "no" already, piss off.
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I've started to say "No, can I sign up???" enthusiastically, get them to go rummage around 4 registers to find a new pamphlet, have them scan it and throw it in the trash bin in plain view of them on the way out.
 
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