Whats rustling your jimmies?

Fifey

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Kreugen_sl said:
Getting asked every Monday how my weekend was, when every week I try to give a non-committal grunt or mumbled answer or a simple "okay" only to be asked again LOUDER something to the effect of "What? Just okay? Blah blah blah why okay?" Holy fuck get the hint I didn't go anywhere or do anything just like every other goddamn time you've asked. You remind me I'm miserable every week, thanks a lot.

At least I'm now able to deliver
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"GOOD MORNING!"
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without being asked to do it again because I wasn't convincingly enthusiastic enough. But my weekends suck, so either stop fucking asking or take "unngh" for an answer, please.
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I feel ya, I race bikes for funsies so every Monday I go into work and my coworkers always say "Did you ride your bike this weekend?", I want to strangle them every time.
 
Fogel

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I can only hope they awarded them the trophy now so they don't have to worry about them coming again the following years.
 
ShakyJake

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People in the office talking about their stupid kids and the stupid mundane shit they did around their stupid house over the weekend.
 
McCheese

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Chicks with gummy smiles. That's the first thing we need to eliminate as soon as we can pick and choose genes in babies.
 
Borzak

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Mentioned in another thread alredy. Currently I am walking with a cane remporarily. I went to the AT&T store and asked for a chair since they have zero in the actual store and the deadhead that worked there told me they don't provide seats because it promotes loitering. Hey everyone, let's go hang out and loiter at the AT&T store. All the cool kids are doing it.
 
Borzak

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Kreugen_sl said:
Getting asked every Monday how my weekend was, when every week I try to give a non-committal grunt or mumbled answer or a simple "okay" only to be asked again LOUDER something to the effect of "What? Just okay? Blah blah blah why okay?" Holy fuck get the hint I didn't go anywhere or do anything just like every other goddamn time you've asked. You remind me I'm miserable every week, thanks a lot.

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"GOOD MORNING!"
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without being asked to do it again because I wasn't convincingly enthusiastic enough. But my weekends suck, so either stop fucking asking or take "unngh" for an answer, please.
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I rarely ask unless I know they had something planned. However I have a feeling pretty soon everyone in our office would ask you 5 times before lunch on Monday (every Monday) how your weekend went and what did you do. Just because we're all assholes and would smell blood in the water.
 
McCheese

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phatic communication in general annoys me. If you're not trying to express some kind of meaningful message then keep your fucking mouth shut. You don't actually care how my weekend was, so why the fuck are you asking? This is why I just stare blankly at store clerks who ask "How are you?" Fuck you, dude, you don't care how I am and I don't care how you are. Bag my goods so I can move on with my life.
 
Borzak

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Chakravartin_sl said:
4-way stops. Right of way doesn't exist, trust no one.
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How about people who try and yield the right of way. Even if you wave me on and then go full retard and run into me it' still me fault. I have seen people stop with no stop sign on a busy road to let people out when they could have kept driving and been clear in a matter of seconds only to later change their mind mid stop or have someone behind them going 50mph try to pass at the last second and t-bone the car entering the road that was "given" the right of way. I always just wait till I have the right of way, I trust no one.
 
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Went to the cardiologist yesterday since I'd been feeling shitty about an hour after taking my morning meds. Turns out my heart has been in atrial fibrillation for the past 16 days, and they admitted me to the fucking hospital yesterday afternoon. Mother fuckers, I got shit to do.

Anyway, I spent the night, and this morning they did a cardioversion where they basically zap the heart with an electrical charge to get it back into synch.

What russell's my kurts is that I could have come home and had a decent night's sleep, then went back this morning for the cardioversion. They are so afraid of being sued, that I wasn't ALLOWED to go home. I'd been in A-fib for 16 days, I was in shitty shape, but stable. Fuck me and my shitty heart.
 
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Borzak_sl said:
How about people who try and yield the right of way. Even if you wave me on and then go full retard and run into me it' still me fault. I have seen people stop with no stop sign on a busy road to let people out when they could have kept driving and been clear in a matter of seconds only to later change their mind mid stop or have someone behind them going 50mph try to pass at the last second and t-bone the car entering the road that was "given" the right of way. I always just wait till I have the right of way, I trust no one.
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To be truthful, I think a lot of that comes from absolutely shitty road management and not wanting to get a bullshit citation. I cant count the number of just downright idiotically placed yield and stop signs ive seen while driving.
 
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Speaking of traffic stuff, the new light they put up by my house is really rustling my jimmies. They put it up because a bunch of fucks who don't even live in the area kept getting off the freeway and 'going the back way' to avoid traffic. As a result, 2 roads would get backed up pretty far (they join like 50 yards from the major road, and they were backed up far enough that I couldn't see the end of the cars when I passed). So now this fucking light is there and that means that the major road gets held up for these fucking stupid ass carpetbaggers. The worst part of it is that the light is only needed to keep that road from backing up for like 2 hours a day, at most. So the other 22 hours, it's just making it take longer for everyone not taking a right to get through the intersection (and in reality, anyone taking a right at that intersection is most likely lost ... so basically everyone).
 
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Probably mentioned somewhere in this thread, but regarding traffic -- people who don't understand traffic circles. Stopping in the fucking middle to let someone on the outside come in. Morons.
 
Borzak

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Big Phoenix_sl said:
To be truthful, I think a lot of that comes from absolutely shitty road management and not wanting to get a bullshit citation. I cant count the number of just downright idiotically placed yield and stop signs ive seen while driving.
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Most these intances are in places where it's a T stop and a single stop sign in an overly abundant spot. I've personally never seen someone pulled over for anything but speeding in the 30 years I've been driving and rarely see a cop. I normally drive home on the same road that has a 55mph limit at 75-80 most days and might see one car. But at least once a week someone tries to yield me the right of way for whatever reason.
 
Borzak

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ShakyJake_sl said:
Probably mentioned somewhere in this thread, but regarding traffic -- people who don't understand traffic circles. Stopping in the fucking middle to let someone on the outside come in. Morons.
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The only one I can think of in the area they just built at a 3way intersection to a gigantic bar on the river where everyone gets tanked up, listens to music, comes in from a day of drinking on the river and then loads their boat and then has to negotiate a traffic circle right out front on their way home for the first time ever. It's a good mix. DOTD said it was to slow down traffic and keep from having so many head ons and people running off the road. I bet next year they buldoze it down and look at the bar on the river that holds 5,000 people as a possible factor lol.

Drunks + people pulling boats + all day sun exposure + first time driving thru taffic circle = what could go wrong.


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