Whats rustling your jimmies?

Losing my car, my house, and most of my possessions to flooding, going home for the first time since 4/30/14 today to meet FEMA, and finding out I've been assigned an elderly gentleman who doesn't seem to understand how his camera or tablet work and has to do every single step at least twice as a result. Being late for work because instead of 45minutes to an hour the visit took almost two. I imagine the phone call I make to try and get stuff straightened out with FEMA after work is going to rustle my jimmies as well. NO MY CAR ISNT REPAIRABLE SIR. I JUST TOLD YOU THAT IVE SPENT OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS ON DIAGNOSTICS AND REPAIRS AND HAVE A LIST OF THINGS THAT ALL NEED TO BE REPLACED BEFORE I CAN FIND MORE THINGS FURTHER DOWN THE FLOW CHART TO MAYBE GET MY RUSTED MOLD AND MILDEW FROM STANDING WATER FILLED VEHICLE WITH NON FUNCTIONAL BRAKES CRANKED. NO SIR. I DO I NFACT HAVE EMERGENCY HOUSING EXPENCES DESPITE NOT HAVING MOVED OUT. THAT WOULD BE THE PART WHERE I HAVENT BEEN FUCKING HOME IN TWO AND A HALF WEEKS BECAUSE I CANT FUCKING WALK FOR SIX HOURS TO WORK< WORK MY SHIFT, AND THEN WALK SIX MORE HOURS TO MY RUINED HOME.

Needed to vent. Very nice man but for FUCKS sake you're here to help with a disaster. Know what the fuck your doing and have something to say when asked where do I go from here other than in 7 to 11 days they will either send me some money without any further contact or call and tell me to get fucked. Especially when you say I think I did that right after every fucking thing you do. God dammit. I think I'm going to go vomit.

People who hang those plastic balls from the back of their pickup truck. I guess its not so much that it rustles my jimmies, but it just completely perplexes me. I just can't understand why someone would do this. I mean, I really just cannot fathom it. What kind of person would do this? Why? How can they think it makes the truck look "ballsier" than just having a nice pickup truck? I just don't get it. I spend way too much time thinking about it.

libary, libary, libary, libary. This old women in the cubicle next to me works with SharePoint and all I hear all day is her on the phone butchering the word 'library'.

Rear mudflaps like this with god damn fucking chrome or any other shiny fucking material on the bottom of them. I just love driving and being constantly fucking flashed by the sun being redirected into my eyes. How the fuck are they legal.

Big Phoenix_sl said:

Ive always wondered with how many laws on the books there are for absolute stupid and obscure shit, there arent laws governing the use of shit like that on cars/trucks. Highbeams on lifted trucks that blind others? perfectly legal! coffee can mufflers that sound a retraded cat being fed feet first into a woodchipper? perfectly legal!

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Air fresher hanging from rear view mirror? Ticket........

What kind of nazi state doesn't allow you to hang an air freshener from your rear view mirror?

And jimmy rustle of the day: When you're waiting to pull out onto a street and the car preventing you from pulling out turns into the same driveway or street right before you without using their turn signal so you lost your opportunity to go. YOU'RE WATCHING ME WAIT FOR YOU, ASSHOLE!

mures_sl said:

...When you're waiting to pull out

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I stopped reading at that point. Jimmies unrustled. Thanks mures!

Women.

Hoss_sl said:

Hey, its climate disruption now. They've finally just about given in to the fact that the climate has always been changing, so they're shifting gears again.

Can't wait for the next hockey stick graph.

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You realize the hockey stick graph wasn't actually debunked, right? Stephen McIntyre and Ross McKitrick are not only poor statisticians but are plagiarists. More than a dozen independent temperature reconstructions (both in terms of researchers and the proxies they use to infer past temperatures) have found the same hockey stick pattern from the Mann et al 1998. Seeherefor a list of those reconstructions.

Kreugen already handled your "if only climate scientists knew that the climate naturally changes" strawman. They've known that for decades and, as I'm sure you know but will continue to refuse to admit, they take that into account when they analyze the effect of CO2 emissions on global temperatures.

You're out of your element friendo, but if you still want to ignore science and grind my gears with tired denier horseshit, go ahead.

- Someone on the payroll of The Great Worldwide Intergenerational Science Conspiracy To Steal Funding Dollars By Pretending There Is Climate Change

Spending 2 hours cooking and the food turning out like shit.

Browsing the interwebs on my iphone and half of the sites have a redirect to the App Store. It closed out the page too, rustles my jimmies something fierce

People who say "Axe" instead of "Ask". Maybe you should learn how to say the fucking word first before you keep saying it wrong over and over.

^ Girl at work is big on eXpecially. So rustlin'

joz123_sl said:

People who say "Axe" instead of "Ask". Maybe you should learn how to say the fucking word first before you keep saying it wrong over and over.

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There's a super ghetto human resources woman in my office who says "axe." It's so stupid, because she's saying this on the phone and in interviews with potential new hires. A while ago, one of our coworkers wrote down the word "ask" on a piece of paper and showed it to this ghetto piece of trash, asking her to read it. Of course, she read it as "axe" and couldn't understand or even hear how she was butchering the word.