Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Sweet and/or fruity = feminine. I like amaretto too, but drink it by yourself or with chicks you're trying to bang.
Big Phoenix
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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Landmines , america has 10's of millions of them stockpiled, that they will admit too . How come a few million of them can't be deployed across the mexican border ?? jimmies rustled
Gavinmad
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People who casually joke about crimes against humanity as a solution to the illegal immigration "problem" rustle my jimmies.
Yes you are right , 99 % of the vermin are going to be dead in around six years, why rush things
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cabbitcabbit
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Idiot fucking 45 year old dishwashers.
Telephone Conversation I had yesterday
"Hey can you get someone to work my shift? I'm out of town and can't get home"
"Ok, so you're calling off?"
"Wait, no. I just need someone to cover me today? Can you call someone in?"
"...."
Yeah idiot. If you can't come in and don't have anyone to cover you it's a call-off.
Telephone Conversation I had yesterday
"Hey can you get someone to work my shift? I'm out of town and can't get home"
"Ok, so you're calling off?"
"Wait, no. I just need someone to cover me today? Can you call someone in?"
"...."
Yeah idiot. If you can't come in and don't have anyone to cover you it's a call-off.
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Just cuts, that way you can avoid idiots cutting open people's throats.
All they need to do is functional basic hair cuts.
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They are still closed on Monday, and almost any other day. Hence why it's a business proposition. There are things like Super Cuts, the issue with those places is they're more to service woman hair styles, and you end up waiting for an hour an a half for your hair cut which would 20 minutes.
Aamry
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If there is a line at Hair Cuttery, Super Cuts, or Great Clips, I walk to one of the other ones and there usually isnt. But what you are saying is true, they cater more towards women, so I always end up with the same hair cut, so matter who cuts my hair.
cabbitcabbit
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I get my monthly hair cut from a 67 year old dyke with tattoos up to her earlobes. Best I've ever had.
I do the straight razor shave at home. They're a great investment
I do the straight razor shave at home. They're a great investment
Gamma Rays
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I saw a big fat person in a mobility scooter at a shopping mall yesterday. It was in an aisle where there wasn't much room.
Fatty on scooter has her nose in the air, as we are all expected to clear a path. I know I did a major roll of the eyes as she motored past.
~ Do we have a "things that make you roll you eyes" thread? - just kidding
Fatty on scooter has her nose in the air, as we are all expected to clear a path. I know I did a major roll of the eyes as she motored past.
~ Do we have a "things that make you roll you eyes" thread? - just kidding
Conefed
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"I want a number 4...just the sandwich"
Fuck, just say the name of sandwich, it is fewer syllables and won't make me void out my selection of "number 4"
"I want a sandwich" - ok fucko, which one?
"Bacon and cheese" - ok dipshit, bacon and cheese on a biscuit, sourdough, croissant, or wrap? fuck, stop wasting my time and get the fuck out.
Fuck, just say the name of sandwich, it is fewer syllables and won't make me void out my selection of "number 4"
"I want a sandwich" - ok fucko, which one?
"Bacon and cheese" - ok dipshit, bacon and cheese on a biscuit, sourdough, croissant, or wrap? fuck, stop wasting my time and get the fuck out.