Whats rustling your jimmies?

Aaron

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Their loss. Hare meat is some of the damn finest on the planet. Had a beer-basted rabbit stew a few years back. Damn tasty! Then I had stuffed wild hare in Italy last year. God that was good, though it did freak me out that the meat was still in the skin with the ribs and all. Didn't know it and bit into a rib. But once I cut that away, damn tasty shit!
 
Hoss

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Never liked eating rabbits, but they are fun to kill if you can use dogs. Fortunately I know lots of people who will take them off my hand.
 
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That was a great movie. I watched it with an english chick, and she said pitt's pikey accent was spot on. Not sure I understood a word he said other than dog.
 
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Apparently, I work with a bunch of people who have never been to the supermarket. They are complaining about people touching their doors in the parking lot. This email was sent out to the company.

"We have received an increased amount of reports over the past few months of employee receiving scratches and door dings to their vehicles in the public parking area. As we all know our parking spaces are tight and most of the time at max capacity, so as responsible employees if you do accidentally contact another employees vehicle please notify the front desk, HSE or your supervisor. "

For a little background, about 3 or 4 years ago, the company repainted the parking lot and made all the spaces a few inches narrower to get like 6 more parking spaces. I don't think it was worth it. I will probably go into his office later today and just pre-report myself for 2 accidental vehicle contacts a day. I can't go out into the parking lot without touching another car unless the guy next to me left first. Sounds like the company needs to go to the dealership and get a bottle of touchup paint in every color.
 
Eomer

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There's a difference between opening your car door and gently "touching" it up against another car while you get out, and slamming your door into someone else's. That shit shouldn't leave a mark if you're not ignorant about it.

But yeah, it rustles my jimmies that there is this HUGE, fat bitch that parks beside me in the underground parking at my condo. It's an old warehouse, so there's gigantic columns between each parking stall (the columns are about 3 feet wide). She's such a terrible driver that even though she drives some ultra compact that somehow she can squeeze her 400lb ass in to, she can never manage to park it much more than six inches from the column on her driver side (while leaving 2-3 feet on her passenger side). So what does that fat cunt do? She squeezes between my car and the column to get to her door, and constantly leaves scratches on my rear passenger fender. It's gotten to the point now that I have to intentionally park my car two inches off the column so that cunt won't try to squeeze through, instead of just parking in the middle of the stall like a normal person.

God I hate fat people.
 
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Hah, other day while on lunch went to subway and saw some fat woman stuck outside of her car because someone parked too close for her to open her door.
 
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Facebook has just become complete trash to me. I used to really like it because it was fun reading the cool shit my friends and family were doing, and keeping up with their lives when I didn't see them for a while. Dunno if it's happened to anyone else, but in the past year it's changed dramatically; my friends that were posting vacation/sports/kids/4 wheeling and other relevant stuff happening in their lives have all but stopped posting, and it's been replaced with the fucking Lifetime Network. I swear 9/10 posts any more are Kony 2012/left click to fight cancer or the government from your chair/ice bucket/whatever other trendy shit that's going on at the time. Otherwise it's some dumb "So and so did some shit, and then THIS happened! I'm in tears!" video/"This is me and some friend's 2 year and 1 month friendship anniversary. We have such a great bond, you've been there when I need a shoulder to cry on zzzzzzzzzzz...".

Also, for the past 2 weeks by aunt has constantly been posting about how she's retiring soon and all the great vacations she'll be able to take and old friends she'll be able to visit now. What the fuck, you haven't worked in 35 years!

Rustled. As. Fuck.
 
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Disp_sl said:
Facebook has just become complete trash to me. I used to really like it because it was fun reading the cool shit my friends and family were doing, and keeping up with their lives when I didn't see them for a while. Dunno if it's happened to anyone else, but in the past year it's changed dramatically; my friends that were posting vacation/sports/kids/4 wheeling and other relevant stuff happening in their lives have all but stopped posting, and it's been replaced with the fucking Lifetime Network. I swear 9/10 posts any more are Kony 2012/left click to fight cancer or the government from your chair/ice bucket/whatever other trendy shit that's going on at the time. Otherwise it's some dumb "So and so did some shit, and then THIS happened! I'm in tears!" video/"This is me and some friend's 2 year and 1 month friendship anniversary. We have such a great bond, you've been there when I need a shoulder to cry on zzzzzzzzzzz...".

Also, for the past 2 weeks by aunt has constantly been posting about how she's retiring soon and all the great vacations she'll be able to take and old friends she'll be able to visit now. What the fuck, you haven't worked in 35 years!

Rustled. As. Fuck.
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I made my account back in 2004 when it was colleges only, I know what you mean. Instead of all the random hot girls I met in college posting skimpy pictures of themselves it's now nothing but baby pictures and people trying to be political geniuses on the internet (hint: it's not possible!). I miss back when it was fairly new and you needed a .edu email address to even sign up, so your parents and other relatives couldn't whine every time you say a swear word. I miss the constant flow of slut pix
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Zhavric

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Fuck the entire state of New York and everyone in it. Seriously. We would be better off without your dumbass, "the world revolves around me and how dare you get in my way" attitude.
 
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Hunt is a better word I guess, but either one should be self explanatory.
 
Jait

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Took my kids to breakfast this morning at a fast casual place. Was 1/3rd full. Took 20 minutes to take my order, another 45 to bring our plates. It was 3 orders of eggs/bacon/toast, one order of French toast. Nothing complicated. The waitress then spilled the syrup on my son's plate as she put it down, drenching his bacon and eggs. She said I'll go replace it. Told her I couldn't wait another 45 minutes. She actually got fucking snippy and said it wasn't her fault but the cooks who were taking forever, at which point I asked her why she said the plates were hot. She replied they were warmed in the oven. I told her I'd bet our bill that the garnish on the plate was dry and crispy. She asked why that mattered to which I replied it would mean she left it under there for at least 10 minutes. She scoffed and literally walked away without a response. I really wasn't being as big an asshole as the post might suggest either. And the parsley literally crumbled in my hand, and was ash at the corners.

tl;dr fuck servers.
 
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While it's likely she ignored your food in the window for a while, it's also possibly the cooks' fault. It used to happen to me quite frequently when I worked as a server: you have a table with 3 or 4 different dishes, and the cooks make 3 of them way too fast and they sit in the window for 10 - 15 minutes to wait for the last dish to get ready. We weren't even allowed to take out the prepared dishes because we weren't allowed to pull dishes out of the window without a ticket, and the ticket wasn't put up until all of the dishes were prepared.
 
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I wouldn't have necessarily got into the whole hot plate and dry parsley stuff, I would have just said that I don't care whose fault it is, it still took 45 goddamn minutes.

Of course, a professional would just apologize and do what they can to fix it, not pass the blame off on someone else, but it seems that rarely happens anymore no matter what industry it is.
 
Jait

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Nah. I've exec'd two restaurants, and ran another myself, all the tell tale signs of a bad server. She was nowhere to be found for 20 minutes before taking my order, the station next to us with a different server had two customers seated 15 minutes after us and they had eaten and left before we got our food. She never checked on us, etc... All the dishes were the same, eggs were overly dry on top, white and wet in the middle. All the signs of food sitting on the hot line too long. She simply didn't give a shit. Last time we were there I had a similar experience with a different server. Not sure what it is with this place, but it's next to my kids school so I figured I'd give it a second chance.

I'm a 25% tipper, and today was the very first time ever I haven't left a tip. I was pretty fucking furious and that's rare. Just venting. The interesting thing is they have a sister restaurant near my house, which is always fucking awesome with great service.
 
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