What's your craziest sexual experience thread?
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Says the inept incel who couldn't get a cricket to fornicate with.
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Says needledick the bigfucker, post something crazy besides walking in on your mom taking my Dick in her ass
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Man slaps couple for having sex on a cricket field in Leeds
Couple caught having sex on a cricket field are reprimanded by passing man after they refused to stop despite several calls to the police.
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Oh, and another thing...
I am willing to take a lot of insults. I'm good with inept, no big, but incel I have never been. I have banged my share. When times were as hard as my dick for getting pussy, I was not above paying for it. I've fucked all over the world. Incel, I am not. That's hitting below the belt, and patently false. I expect you to retract that weak attempt and hit me with some real fuckery.
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Oh, and another another thing...
Fucking a cricket would actually live up to the name of this thread. So. Post something good, or STFU. My jackoff story was better than anything you've said.
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If you've had to pay for sex that is effectively fucking an involuntary participant. Call it what you'd like.
I've posted about fucking in public, getting hot tubs purged, having my toes fucked - not the one fucking feet, and I could talk about banging Russian "brides" I was invited to fuck. What's the term for the one fucking the cuck's woman?
The cuckolder? Cuckoldee? You?
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Now we're talking...
Ducking in public isn't "crazy" toes ducked?
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edit. toes fucked? A Pussy on your toes? Or a Dick fucking your feet? Feet sex is also not crazy
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Involuntary participant is not the same as involuntary celibate. I had sex with pros for the convenience. The crazy part isn't the person. Plus, I'm a good looking fit man who has never had a problem getting laid. I love women and take care of their needs. I think that you are the cutest little thing when you try to insult me.
No, I just like fucking with people. I don't give a shit one way or the other. Thanks for responding.Nothing like 4 posts in rapid succession to show that you are cool, calm, and collected. No one's rustled here, everyone just move along.