Which one of you creepy ass nerd babies is this...

Article is 3 months old, so you probably missed out on the tickets. You're too old anyways...

I really really like Gordon.

It's also mildly adorable that someone felt the need to write an article warning young women about Gordon.

Girlfriend, if she can't figure it out on her own...

You almost think that the blog writer is the one who posted the ad in the first place. Which I heartily approve and commend.

At least he knows what he wants.

I never did get any takers on that. Such a waste.

I can't be assed to find it but this exact same list of "demands" was posted like 5 years ago.

Get those stank dogs anywhere near my peen and you'd regret your life.

I'm not in to foot stuff.

trex said:

Yes, lurkingdick. We are all well aware of your vanilla sex life with your 4 wife that's 6' tall and sleeps in your full size bed with you at night. You don't need to go on and on about it...

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