Which wing is superior?

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Which Wing is Superior?

  • Drums

    Votes: 21 22.8%
  • Flats

    Votes: 30 32.6%
  • Bacon

    Votes: 11 12.0%
  • Boneless

    Votes: 17 18.5%
  • Soup

    Votes: 2 2.2%
  • Ostrich

    Votes: 3 3.3%
  • Penguin

    Votes: 5 5.4%
  • KFC Double Down

    Votes: 8 8.7%
  • Swept

    Votes: 2 2.2%
  • Super Critical

    Votes: 9 9.8%

  • Total voters
    92
  • Poll closed .

Lanx

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also a wing tip is essentially a finger fused chicken hand
 

Deathwing

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What if you cook a classic wing but then eat it with a knife and fork?
 
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Ambiturner

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as I posted before, I agree with you on boneless.

and it all comes from a wing, thus wings. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Does this motherfucker really think chicken's legs are called wings?

How has this not been rickshawed?
 
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chthonic-anemos

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I heard penguin tastes so good that an international agreement was signed to prevent anyone from finding out.
 
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Aamry

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The KFC Double down is responsible for my high cholesterol. They are so good
 

BrutulTM

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I used to be all about the drumettes but in recent years I've come to appreciate the flats. Maybe not quite as much meat as the drumette, but they're easier to eat and get the bones out and not as much gristle. Also more skin which is a good thing if your wings are cooked correctly. Either way boneless is not a wing.
 
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Tarrant

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That's a drumette. A drumstick is the leg

Holy fuck you're dumb
what part of the chicken does a drumette come from?

I mean, you thought I was talking about legs.

No scenario here plays out where you aren't a dumb motherfucker with the reading comprehension of lumie.

But cool, cool.
 

yerm

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what part of the chicken does a drumette come from?

I mean, you thought I was talking about legs.

No scenario here plays out where you aren't a dumb motherfucker with the reading comprehension of lumie.

But cool, cool.

If you are going this angry nerd route... if boneless wings are simply the regular wing but with bones removed, the meat pulverized, and then breaded, is it not still a wing?
 

Tarrant

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If you are going this angry nerd route... if boneless wings are simply the regular wing but with bones removed, the meat pulverized, and then breaded, is it not still a wing?

well now if you're being technical, THAT would be a chicken nugget, while "boneless wings" are typically taken from the breast.
 
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Asshat Foler

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I literally import ostrich’s straight from Kenya and have my Ugandan chef make ostrich wings on Friday nights.
 
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yerm

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well now if you're being technical, THAT would be a chicken nugget, while "boneless wings" are typically taken from the breast.

If you fold paper so that it forms a paper airplane, are the sides sticking out not wings? If you simply take a peice of paper and do nothing YET they aren't wings YET.

Ivar the best wings was my favorite viking.

I literally import ostrich’s straight from Kenya and have my Ugandan chef make ostrich wings on Friday nights.

This whole forum knows this story is bullshit purely because you would keep any uguandan in your presence too busy to cook.
 
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