Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

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jooka

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or, you read the article and see they OD'd in Moore, OK.
 
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BrutulTM

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If Jesse Jane or her parents lived in a trailer house in Oklahoma that would be the least surprising thing ever. Maybe they had to use an unfamiliar drug dealer.
 
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Ossoi

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www.tmz.com

Playboy, Maxim Model Masuimi Max Dead at 45

Masuimi Max -- an actress and model who appeared in big publications like Playboy and Maxim -- has died ... TMZ has confirmed.
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Definitely an early days of the internet pinup icon
 
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Cybsled

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Damn, Masuimi Max was one of my favorite models on the internet in the early 2000s.

edit: Pretty sure those are supposed to be werewolf babies lol
 
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Cybsled

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First of all, you assume those werewolf babies are hers

And if they were, that means she fucked a werewolf and not a dog. You’d think a guy with a half human half dog avatar would know the difference!
 
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Cybsled said:
First of all, you assume those werewolf babies are hers

And if they were, that means she fucked a werewolf and not a dog. You’d think a guy with a half human half dog avatar would know the difference!
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Dogs aka Canis familiaris are direct descendants of the gray wolf, Canis lupus. Dogs are domesticated wolves. A werewolf aka lycanthrope is an individual who can shapeshift into a wolf - presumably a Canis Lupus. Ergo, giving birth to werewolf babies means you fucked a member of the canine family.


Secondly, you assume they're werewolves - so presumably you think they're human babies who have shapeshifted into wolf form. You ignore the possibility they're human-wolf hybrids, or human-dog hybrids. If they are hybrids not werewolves then she's still a literal dog fucker or dog-ancestor fucker.

Thirdly, that photo is dated 28 March 2015. That moon phase was Waxing Gibbous 62% illuminated - therefore it was not a full moon so it is unlikely that infant werewolves possessed enough control over their abilities to be able to shapeshift outside of a full moon.

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I thought she was the pornstar I sat next to on a flight to Portland once.

But it was Jessica James... She was good enough company. And there was almost no talk of sex (except she did tell me she was an "adult entertainer" or something like that).

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Ironically, she was found dead in her apartment too (in 2019).
 
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Porn stars do a lot of drugs apparently. What a shocker.
 
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