Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
Vaccine-derived infection which means he was exposed to someone who received the oral vaccination which uses live Poliovirus. If I were to guess, a foreign traveler probably came into contact with an Orthodox Jew and infected him.Shingles vaccines is good for 10 years I think. That's the new one, not sure about the old one which is what I took. Not fatal as far as I know you just want it to be.
Seemed like a number of years ago someone in the US had polio which I assume was a person that came in from another country but I'm not sure.