Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

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Chukzombi

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Borzak said:
Didn't he blame his medical issues on sucking on metal guitar picks for years? Sounded pretty loopy.
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He was probably wracking his brain over how he got cancer. When they told my dad he got it, they said he got it from "radiation". My dad wasn't David Banner. He was a computer programmer. His theory how he got cancer was that as a kid he used to play with the shoe size machine at the shoe store. It would show you an x ray image of your feet and he thinks he got zapped by the radiation. My theory is that he worked in those old timey computer rooms from the 60s to the 80s and whatever electromagnetic was coming out of them fried him over time. The real answer is, who fucking knows.
 
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Chukzombi said:
His theory how he got cancer was that as a kid he used to play with the shoe size machine at the shoe store. It would show you an x ray image of your feet and he thinks he got zapped by the radiation
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Those were banned a long time ago because they had shit for radiation shielding or limiting dosage.
 
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Jerry Jeff Walker, Singer-Songwriter Known for ‘Mr. Bojangles,’ Dies at 78

Jerry Jeff Walker, the singer-songwriter known for penning the hit "Mr. Bojangles" and as a pillar of Texas' country music scene, has died, according to published reports. He was 78.
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He arrived just as Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings and other artists were emerging as hitmakers in the “Outlaw” style that was rougher and rawer than the polish on many country records coming out of Nashville at the time.
 
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Well not a celebrity in a good way,

Peter Sutcliffe the Yorkshire Ripper, dead from Covid-19.

I am old enough and can remember the hunt for this guy. This was before I was even 11ish years old, but it was such big news when he'd kill another woman that I can remember it and then finally hearing of his capture.



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Chukzombi

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Gamma Rays said:
Well not a celebrity in a good way,

Peter Sutcliffe the Yorkshire Ripper, dead from Covid-19.

I am old enough and can remember the hunt for this guy. This was before I was even 11ish years old, but it was such big news when he'd kill another woman that I can remember it and then finally hearing of his capture.



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these guys get away with killing for so long only because the cops dont give a fuck about a bunch of dead hookers. its considered taking out the trash and why would they bother stopping it? on the one hand i dont have a problem with that, but these guys have a job to do and its just them being lazy. you ever notice after these cases get a lot of attention, the cops usually catch them not long after? unless the killer is super smart and covers his tracks. this guy didnt look too smart. rest in Hell.
 
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As per the newspaper clippings shown, he had been questioned a few times and they let him go.

He had been killing sex workers, but then he got a few young ladies that were not, they were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
 
Chukzombi

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Gamma Rays said:
As per the newspaper clippings shown, he had been questioned a few times and they let him go.

He had been killing sex workers, but then he got a few young ladies that were not, they were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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hookers. sex worker is a faggot term.
 
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Tony Hsieh, 46, died from a mysterious house fire, 3 months after stepping down from his 21 year role as CEO of zappos.com, after going going on a house buying spree in Park City (he bought 8, including a 21,000 sq ft property)
 
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They're call girls or escorts. Show some respect. Once they're dead they're hookers though.
 
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